You: YO BONEBOY

Sans: YO YO YO FLESHGIRL

You: 18 DAYS BOI

Sans: WADDUP

You: aksjdf;j

You: I cant

Sans: Same

You: I'm also very emotional rn

Sans: ?

You: okay so have you watched harry potter?

Sans: uh

You: okay yes

You: so uh I always get very emotional when I watch the last movie

Sans: same

You: so guess what

You: I watched the last movie and literally sobbed throughout the whole movie

Sans: ha

You: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME

You: YES

Sans: OFC

You: ugh I cant I'm still a sobbing mess

Sans: *pats on back*

You: *sniffs*

Sans: wait what do you sniff

You: uh well my nose and stuff

You: to prevent my snot from coming out

Sans: t m I

You: believe me, its a common thing

Sans: well ok

Sans: guess who's here again :D

You: lemme guess

You: Mettaton

Sans: Ding ding ding!

You: What is he doing there now?

Sans: he's hanging out with pap

Sans: GUESS WHAT HE GAVE ME

You: what

Sans: pink

Sans: fucking

Sans: sweatbands

You: HAHAHAHAHHA

You: HA

You: WAIT SKELETONS DONT SWEAT RIGHT

Sans: Yes but I "Have to promote the merch darling!"

You: HA

You: so you're going to be a short skeleton in an ugly shirt with a sweatband and probably a cool fedora

Sans: omg yes wait I'm going to ask for a fedora hold on

You: HAHA

You: omg yes

You: HA

Sans: oh my god

Sans: I'm Getting ONE

Sans: HAHAHA

Sans: HE WANTED TO MAKE IT MERCH AS WELL HAHAHHAH

You: HAHAHAHHAHAH

You: HA AHA HA

You: what kind of fedora tho

You: I hope a pink one with glitter

Sans: probabs

Sans: I think there will be gay people hitting on me

Sans: lol

You: Ha

You: not if I hit on you first though

Sans: ;)))))

You: ;))))

Sans: ha

You: You're early though! its like 3 am here!

Sans: ikr

Sans: I thought like

Sans: lets not eat spaghetti

You: huh I like spaghetti

Sans: I thought I already told you paps spaghetti isn't the best

You: oh ye you told me

You: welp

Sans: hey

Sans: you liked hp right

You: yes

Sans: well hagrid isn't the only giant on campus ifyouknowwhatimean ;)))

You: (youknowthatyoucantlookbasilisksintheeyeright)

Sans: thatsnotwhatimeant

You: iknowbutimtryingtobeatyouwithmyharrypotterknowledge

Sans: shitthatsclever

You: ikr

Sans: okay

Sans: so whats the difference between my pizza and my pizza jokes

You: well what is the difference between your pizza and your pizza jokes

Sans: my pizza jokes cant be topped

You: *applause*

You: *backs away*

You: I got one

You: what do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common

Sans: well

You: both of them smell like it but neither of them gets to eat it

Sans: what

Sans: oh

Sans: HAHA

Sans: damn

You: how did the hipster burn its mouth

Sans: shit what

You: he ate the pizza before it was cool

Sans: HA

You: did I top your pizza jokes yet

Sans: hmmm

Sans: nope

You: I guess they're just too cheesy for you

Sans: did you

You: sue me boneboy

Sans: ok

You: ey don't get saucy with me

Sans: ..

Sans: you sure are a weirDOUGH

You: there's mushroom for approvement in your jokes

Sans: sh I'm giving this olive got

You: ok you're still the king of puns

Sans: ayay

You: what do you get when a dog jumps in the pizza

You: pupperoni

Sans: u can be the queen of puns now

You: aye

You: So what did you today apart from getting your fabulous shirts and sweatbands

Sans: well

Sans: nothing

Sans: I literally only watched movies today lol

You: nice

Sans: you?

You: i worked at the café again haah kill me i don't even want that job i hate socializing with people I'm socially awkward

Sans: well why  don't you quit then

You: bc that's the only job i have rn

Sans: hmm

Sans: well sucks

Sans: Working at a bookstore is nice

You: you have worked at a bookstore?

Sans: nope but undyne does

Sans: she enjoys it there

You: Coolio

You: so shes like a bookworm?

Sans: Nope.

Sans: she is like a ripped fish

You: ah

Sans: she is in the gym 24/7

You: rip

Sans: ped fish

You: get into my van

Sans: drive that van into my heart

You: which heart

You: ;)))))0

Sans: WELL MY SOUL OK

You: soul what?

Sans: oh yes everyone has a soul

Sans: i'll show you in... 18 DAYS AYEYEYE

You: YES 18 DAYS AND MY SOUL IS GOING TO BE BRUTALLY RIPPED FROM MY BODY AND DEVOURED HORRIBLY

Sans: dramaqueen

You: well at least you admit that I'm a queen :)

Sans: ..

Sans: clever

Sans: Anyway, i gotta read Pap his bedtime story, he gets kinda cranky without one

You: Okki :D

You: Tomorrow?

Sans: Sure thing :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

You: OKAY BYE THEN

Sans: BYE FLEsHGIRL