SexySkele: Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllooooooooooooooo

You: HEIIIIIII BONEBOY

SexySkele: HEY FLESHGIRL

You: you rlly want to call me that?

SexySkele: I'm positive.

You: Hi proton.

SexySkele: Hi neutron

[SexySkele changed their name to SexyProton]

You: wow wait

You: do you know the show Jimmy Neutron?

SexyProton: I believe my bro and a friend were watching that.

SexyProton: so yes

You: what if Jimmy neutron in another dimension was like a badboy and he would be named Jimmy Proton

SexyProton: that would be glorious

SexyProton: So how was your day?

You: fine I guess. I didn't feel the urge to punch someone so it was a good day :D

You: You?

SexyProton: meh was all right

You: what do you do for work btw

SexyProton: I have a couple of jobs actually

SexyProton: like I work at a hotdog stand and at an ice cream shop and all that sorta stuff

You: nice

You: or should I say ice

You: plsdontkillme

SexyProton: I FuCkInG sNoRtEd

SexyProton: how did I snort I don't have a nose

You: maybe my friend nose it

You: haha

You: hahahh

SexyProton: ...

You: ha

SexyProton: Seriously HOW

You: hey that snot what I meant

SexyProton: IM SCREAMING

You: I'm just imagining a skeleton making distressed noises rn

You: ha

SexyProton: I smell another bad pun coming

You: what do you call a nose without a body

You: nobody nose

SexyProton: pls

SexyProton: So a friend of pap is sleeping over and she almost burned the house ha

You: nice

You: she's a smoking hot girl then?

SexyProton: meh not my type

SexyProton: BUT HER SPAGHETTI IS BETTER SO I JUST ASKED HER TO MAKE A BUNCH

You: is your bro's cooking that bad?

SexyProton: dude come over and eat his spaghetti

SexyProton: I dare you

You: ok ok ok ok

SexyProton: I'm here in my room and I can hear them screaming help

You: everything all right thre?

You: there*

SexyProton: yeah they yell quite a lot

SexyProton: at the tv that is

SexyProton: seems like another friend has knocked the door down

You: tough life there

SexyProton: imma just hide here with my laptop

You: how can one knock a door down though

SexyProton: with their legs

SexyProton: (hes a robot)

You: lol

You: wait what

SexyProton: like their legs

You: it woulnt happen to be mettaton would it?

SexyProton: you know the guy?

You: My friend keeps talking about him

You: like dude

You: i'd say he has a mancrush

SexyProton: believe me, he's even worse irl

You: lmao my friend would be freaking out if he ever met  him

SexyProton: He kind of likes my brother I think

SexyProton: worse is

SexyProton: Pap likes him back

You: omg yes

You: so you two are gonna be family then

SexyProton: ofcourse I hope for pap it works out BUT HECK I DONT WANNA BE FAMILY WITH A TOASTER

You: same I feel your pain

SexyProton: I hope you don't lmao

SexyProton: wait I'm being called to the living room

SexyProton: what should I do I don't wanna socialize

You: say that you're fapping or something ikd

SexyProton: I'm a skeleton.

You: lol yes uh

You:hmmmmmmmmmm

SexyProton: doesn't mean I cant fap

You: wait what

SexyProton: mmmmmmmmmagic

SexyProton: HOLD ON

SexyProton: wait ill take my laptop with me to prevent people getting on here

You: okok

SexyProton: I'm in the living room now kill me

You: rip

You: Sans has gone on a forced socialize trip. And he hasn't been in his bedroom for a few days

SexyProton: what

You: its funny if you understand

You: spend more time on tumblr boneboy

Sexyproton: jaksflaaf7y8uw9e7fvhyuijo987efiohdaskj839uieo

You: ?

Sexyproton: 489iuejokd

SexyProton: 84uewoiajskjowi;jsk

You: calm down my dude

SexyProton: FUHUHUHUH

SexyProton: WHO ARE YOU

You: oh hi

You: I'm alex

You: you're one of sans' friends I assume?

SexyProton: YEs

SexyProton: LOL

SexyProton: PAPYRUS HAS LOCKED SANS IN HIS GRIP HAHAHA

You: lmao

You: So whats your name?

SexyProton: The name's Undyne :D

SexyProton: HA HES MAKING LIKE DISTRESSED NOISES

You: HAHAHA

SexyProton: why the fuck is sans called sexyproton

You: long long story

SexyProton: what

SexyProton: wait ill scroll back

You: NO

SexyProton: lol you're a nerd

SexyProton: I HAVE A NERDY GIRLFRIEND

You: nice

SexyProton: WAIT YOU LIKE ANIME?

You: YOU SCROLLED THAT FAR UP?

SexyProton: YES HAHAHA

SexyProton: MY DUDE I LOVE ANIME

SexyProton: DO YOU LIKE DRAGON BALL Z?

You: Yup

SexyProton: YeS THE FIGHT SCENES ARE AWESOME!

SexyProton: HAAHKDSJFSLDHAHAHAH

SexyProton: SANS IS MAKING DISTRESSED NOISES AGAIN AHAH

You: Lmao

You: so you're a good cook?

SexyProton: THE BEST

You: And you can cook pasta?

SexyProton: YES

You: You should teach me sometime. cookin seems inpastable for me

You: So sad though, it seems that I don't have enough thyme to do that

SexyProton: IM RELEASING SANS BYE

You: HAHA

SexyProton: JESUS PAPYRUS IS STRONG

SexyProton: nice puns tho

You: *bows*

SexyProton: lol shes screaming

You: I guess cheese still not over it

SexyProton: Pap and undyne are gonna make pasta now. Hope that the house doesn't burn down

You: same

You: if Papyrus was a hooker, and you had to pay him with pasta, what would you call him

SexyProton: ?

You: a pastatude

SexyProton: penne for your thoughts

You: lmao

You: Wait hold on my friend is calling

SexyProton: tell her about the mtt thing that's gonna be fun

You: okok hold on

[ SexyProton changed their name to Sans ]

You: JESUS CHRIST SHE SCREAMED IN MY EAR

You: I ALMOST BROKE MY PHONE THANKS

Sans: LMAo

You: SHE ASKED WHERE YOU LIVED

Sans: HAHA STALKER

Sans: Also, Ebott town

You: Like the mountain

Sans: ye

You: rip that's literally on the other side of the world

Sans: so far for meeting then

You: ;-;

Sans: what is life

You: dunno man

Sans: hold on I smell fire

You: okok

You: and?

Sans: they only burned their sauce

You: phew

Sans: ew mettaton is posing on the table why does he do that

You: pure torture

Sans: rip

You: anyway, my friend is coming over idk what she wants

You: she probably wants to devour my soul or something idk

Sans: You have monster friends?

You: not irl

Sans: Monsters can devour souls

You: welp fuck my life then

You: gtg

You: same time tomorrow?

Sans: Sure. I'm having dinner soon so yeha

Sans: BYE FLESHCHILD

You: BYEBONEBOY