You: Hi

You: You there?

Sans is now online!

Sans: Heya

Sans: Sorry my bro needed his bed time story

You: Oh no pressure family comes first right?

Sans: Right

You: So what's your brother like?

Sans: He's a skeleton too

You: wow I couldn't have predicted that

Sans: He's tall, unlike me. And sportive, unlike me

You: so you're a short and lazy skeleton

Sans: yup

You: well we have that in common then

You: apart from the fact that I'm not a skeleton

Sans: He's 16 btw.

Sans: And yes he gets a bed time story

Sans: And yes that was a thing in the underground

You: fair enough

You: How old are you btw

Sans: 49

You: ..

You: ................................

Sans: jk

Sans: 21

You: lmao I thought the van thing was real for one second

Sans: ;)

Sans: you?

You: oh I'm just a 12 year old child

Sans: lmao

Sans: well this is kinda awkward then huh

You: I have  ponytails

Sans: amaze

You: yes cus I'm obviously a 12 year old child with the love for science and their laptop

Sans: kids these days

You: I'm 20 lol

Sans: *sweats*

You: *throws towel*

You: use it wisely boneboy.

Sans: so how was your day fleshgirl

Sans: oh god I'm never gonna say fleshgirl again

You: ew

You: meh kinda shit

You: I might have hit someone when I was working 

Sans: what

You: they were discriminating monsters

You: so yeah

You: I felt like my fist belonged on their face

Sans: savage

Sans: thanks for standing up for us btw

Sans: means a lot. not everyone does that

You: no problemo Pablo

Sans: cool cool

[Sans changed their name to Pablo]

You: really

Pablo: yeso my amigo

You: ...

Pablo: whats with the dotto I'm only trying to talko

You: maybeo you shouldo noto do dato

Pablo: but I'm Pablo

You: pls

[Pablo changed their name to mememaster69]

You: this is even worse

Mememaster69: whaddaya meme

Mememaster69: I wanted to type mean but I typed meme shit waddup

You: ..

You: pls

Mememaster69: sorry I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

You: seriously if there wasn't human internet in the underground, did you spend like 5 hours a day on the internet.

You: meming

Mememaster69: what if I did

You: then you can be my best friend

Mememaster69: i guess i made myself a new best friend then

You: nice

You: you got any other friends?

Mememaster69: yup

Mememaster69: i have a bunch of monster friends. I'm short on humans

You: you are always short

Mememaster69: I'm big where it counts though

Mememaster69: ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Mememaster69 has changed their name to SexySkele]

You: i cant even rn

You: i gotta ask though

SexySkele: ?

You: have you ever had sex while camping?

SexySkele: uh

You: its fucking intents

SexySkele: ..

SexySkele: lmao

SexySkele: you have 1 skeleton inside you. Want another one

You: ...

You: oh

You: OOOoOOoOoOOoOOOOOHHH

You: do you sell hot dogs

You: cus you sure know how to make a wiener stand

SexySkele: fun fact

SexySkele: i do

SexySkele: LIKE THE SELLING HOT DOGS THING

You: HAHA

You: Do you have 11 protons? Cus  you're sodium cute <33333

SexySkele: I'd periodically do you on a table

You: i love you more than food

SexySkele: damn

You: jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

SexySkele: well this is fun

SexySkele: imma grab something to drink brb

You: k

SexySkele: HELLO DEAR HUMAN!

SexySkele: NYEH

You: back already?

SexySkele: NO THIS IS HIS GREAT BROTHER PAPYRUS

You: Oh hi papyrus :D

SexySkele: WHY DOES SANS HAVE THIS USERNAME

You: reasons

You: don't scroll up

You: pls

SexySkele: SANS WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD CHECK UP ON HIM BUT HE'S IN THE KITCHEN NOW

You: lol

You: you can also not press caps btw

SexySkele: WHAT IS A CAPS

SexySkele: NYEHAHAHEH

You: its like the capital letter thing

SexySkele: OH WELL I CANT FIND IT

SexySkele: ARE YOU A FRIEND OF SANS?

You: yup

SexySkele: OH WELL ITS GREAT TO MEET YOU HUMAN

You: I'm alex btw :D

You: Its also great to meet you Pap

SexySkele: ARE YOU COMING TO VISIT SOON?

You: dunno. idk where you two live

SexySkele: WELL SANS TOLD ME TO NOT GIVE OUR ADRESS TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. THEREFORE I WONT GIVE MY ADRESS, OH HOW IT HURTS. DENIENG A FRIEND

You: its ok bro

SexySkele: WOWIE MY BROTHER SAYS BRO TOO

You: its a pretty common thing to say lol

You: so do you have any hobbies?

SexySkele: I LOVE COOKING!

SexySkele: I LOVE SPAGHETTI

SexySkele: SPAGHETTI IS MY HOBBY

You: Do you like.. make it yourself?

SexySkele: YES! I LEARNED TO MAKE IT WITH A FRIEND

You: That's so cool :D I wish i could cook

SexySkele: I COULD LEARN YOU

SexySkele: WAIT NO

You: its okay papyrus

SexySkele: SO DO YOU HAVE ANY GREAT HOBBYS HUMAN?

You: well i like being on my laptop and watching anime. i love science as well :d

SexySkele: ANIME! I HAVE TWO FRIENDS, ALPHYS AND UNDYNE WHO LIKE ANIME! SANS LOVES SCIENCE TOO :DDDDD (AND IM PRETTY SURE YOU TWO SHOULD GET MARRIED BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS COMPUTER)

You: ill consider it

SexySkele: CAN I BE THE BEST MAN?

SexySkele: BECAUSE I AM VERY GREAT

You: sure

SexySkele: NYEHHEHEHEH OH WAIT MY BROTHER IS COMING BACK

SexySkele: HE SAYS I SHOULD GO SLEEP

SexySkele: GOODBYE HUMAN ALEX!

You: Bye pap :D

SexySkele: wow

SexySkele: I'm like 4 minutes away and ur already considering mariage

You: sshh

SexySkele: Did you like my bro?

You: he seems cool :D

SexySkele: nice

You: he is still so pure though

You: like wow

SexySkele: wait I'm reading back the convo

SexySkele: nice that he remembers what i said about the internet to him

You: yup

You: I'm sure you are a good brother to him :D

SexySkele: I'm trying my best

You: anyway, its getting kinda late. and I'm tired

SexySkele: like my van

You: yes

You: but srsly imma sleep

SexySkele: same time tomorrow?

You: sure

SexySkele: Bye then :)

You: BYE BABE

You: (gotta be romantic if i wanna marry)

SexySkele: you can be my vertebae

You: nice

You: you can be like my

You: uh

You: Fleshoe

SexySkele: so I'm a hoe now

SexySkele: I'm calling divorce

You: nuu

You: BYE