You: *in baby voice* Here kitty, kitty come here, come here!! *pats lap*

Cat: Bye bitch *walks away*

You: fuck it I'm just gonna do my homework

~~ Time skip to 30 minutes later ~~

Cat: hello human *climbs table* I need to be petted IMMEDIATELY

You: *scratches head* *stops*

Cat: NO Y U STAHP KEEP GOING
*nudges head on your hand repeatedly*

You: aww how can I say no to that

Cat: exactly I own you

You: *stops*

Cat: WHO TOLD YOU TO STOP *nudges head on your hand repeatedly...... again*

Every time guys this cycle never ends