If Hitler had a TIE fighter
It'd be faster than Darth Vader's
From behind his silly toothbrush tache
He'd fire his blaster lasers

And instead of R2D2
He'd have Blondi along for the ride
With the promise of Jabba's bones
If he'd willingly join the dark side

He was known as the führer
He didn't protect humanity he'd rather 
Try to cleanse the world
So no, he was not our father!

World wars would have ended differently
And all race's skin would be lighter
That's the way the world would be
If Hitler had a TIE fighter