First off: I'm very sorry for disappearing, real life started to move a little too fast and I had to catch up. Anyways.

OMG YOU GUYS
THE HERP EXPO WAS TODAY
AND LOOK:

MEET ONYX (aka Mr. Foofles)
He's a Anaconda western hognose
And I love him to pieces My GOsH I feel like a proud momma
He doesn't sit still for pictures. Not quite a couch potato like KC--on that note, KC's gonna have to learn how to share me

Why did I name him Onyx?

His belly is pitch-black 🖤

BUT EEEEEEE IM SO EXCITED I GOT ANOTHER SNAKE HES SUCH AN ADORABLE NOODLE

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