{Sibling texts}

{BTS as your older brother}

                         Seokjin

You:Oppa, i'm pooping corn and I don't think I can finish it all...

BigBro/MotherJin:Ugh...I think i'll pass, Y/N...Honestly, I think you shouldn't eat that either or anything that comes out of that end...

You:HOLY SHIT?!!

You:I meant i'm POPPING corn!!! 😂😂

BigBro/MotherJin:Am I glad to hear that!! 😂

BigBro/MotherJin:And in that case, I will have some!

                         Yoongi

You:I know you were the one who took umma and appa's whisky, oppa!!!

LazyBigBroWithNoSwag:Literally have no idea what you're talking about lil sis.

You:You better fess up, oppa!!! Umma and appa will think that I took it!!!

LazyBigBroWithNoSwag:Seriously, Y/N, I really don't know what you're talking about!!!

You:BigFatLiarYouSonOfaBitch!!!

You:I KNOW YOU'RE LYING, OPPA!!! AND I CAN PROVE IT!!!!

LazyBigBroWithNoSwag:Is that so... Please continue..

You:1st)Since when do YOU speak english, oppa?!?!

You:You're not cursing, you're using apostrophes, you're using capital letters at the beginning of your sentence and you're using WORDS?! SINCE WHEN DO YOU TYPE FULL SENTENCES WITH ACTUAL WORDS IN THEM?!?!?

LazyBigBroWithNoSwag:...

You:2nd)You do know that I can see you're snapchat, right?!

LazyBigBroWithNoSwag:u son of a bitch!!!

You:Oh dear brother, it's nice to have you back!!!

LazyBigBroWithNoSwag:u btter say nothin u biatch!!

You:Money, big bro, money

LazyBigBroWithNoSwag:FINE!!

                        Hoseok

You:I'm at the drive thru at Mc.D's.

You:Whad'ya want, oppa???

TheHope:I want a 🍔, large 🍟 and 🍦please :)

You:What flavour? 🍦or 💩?

TheHope:💩 ❤

You:Sure thing

You:See you at the 🏠

TheHope:😇

                        Namjoon

You:Guess what?!

JoonJoon:What?

You:I got suspended!!

JoonJoon:Oh shit!!

JoonJoon:Did you tell mum and dad yet?!

You:Nope

JoonJoon:How'd you get suspended??

You:Well...Mr.Jung got a bit too angry when he saw that we messed up the classroom when he was late...so he shouted, 'Stand up if you think you are an idiot then i'll take you to Mr.Lee and you have explain why you are an idiot!' Nobody stood up. Then he shouted it out again, so then I stood up!

JoonJoon:He's not a good teacher if he calls his students an idiot! You have to make them run 15 kilometers everyday for punishment!!

You:Is that what you did when Jimin oppa, V oppa and Jungkookie oppa splashed you with slime that smelled like shit???

JoonJoon:Yes

You:Daymmmm

You:Anyway...I stood up and Mr.Jung asked why I think im an idiot!

JoonJoon:Bcuz you are!

You:Shut up, bitch!

JoonJoon:Ur getting attauide from Yoongi hyung...you should stop coming to our dorm!

You:Hell no!!

You:Then I replied, 'I don't think im an idiot! I just feel bad that you're standing all by yourself!' Then the whole class started to laugh!

JoonJoon:That was a good one!! :)

You:I know!! :)

JoonJoon:But..you're still in trouble!! :)

                           Jimin

JimJimGotNoJams:What mouse walks on two legs?

You:idk

JimJimGotNoJams:Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on two legs?

You:Donald Duck?

JimJimGotNoJams:All ducks you pabo!

You:I hate you

                        Taehyung

You:Where you at right now, oppa?

TaeTaeThe4D:In my room cuddling my lion!

You:Could you bring me toilet paper?!

TaeTaeThe4D:lol

You:PLSSSSSSSSSS OPPAAAA!!!

TaeTaeThe4D:Already at the door, pabo

                         Jungkook

You:Do I look like a cow?

JungKookie:Mooo

You:YAH OPPA!!!

JungKookie:MooOo

You:Yah oppa!! Thats enough!!

JungKookie:MOOOOOO

[Y/N has blocked JungKookie]

JungKookie:moo?

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