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Author : heeeeeyo!

SuWag : ssup!

Author : good. You?

SuWag : good.

GreenTae : AWKWARD.

SexyColdNoodles : eh?? They were just greeting,tae.

KookiEater : 😧

Author : someone's not looking good.

GreenTae : something wrong,bae?

KookiEater : it's just that jin hyung want to take my parfume and she picked the most expensive and exclusive ones.

EommaJin : hey,now! I'm just borrowing.

KookiEater : nooo. Remember the last time you borrowed my parfume? You were too obsessed with it and started to hiss at me whenever i want it back.

EommaJin : that was just a one time thing!

KookiEater : no it wasn't. Remember that lip balm you borrowed from me? I don't even wanna start talking about it.

EommaJin : okay..maybe i did got obsessed sometimes but who told you to have such golden make ups and parfumes?

DaddyMonster : "sometimes"

GreenTae : BECAUSE HE'S THE GOLDEN MAKNAE THAT'S WHY HE HAVE GOLDEN STUFF! 👑😎

SexyColdNoodles : smart,babe!

GreenTae : ik 😋

JamlessMan : OH give me a break! You don't know how much of a pain for me to "always" got told by her to stand up in a line for an exclusive make up product. That day was supposed to be my whole saturday game day! And unfortunately for me,i had to waste 7 hours to stand up in a line for make up that wasn't even for me to use!

Author : jin...

EommaJin : oh damn. She'll tutor me again.

Author : you need to be responsible.

EommaJin : what's responsibility has to do with this??

Author : you can't just tell your members to stand up in a line wasting 7 hours for YOUR make up,you are not even gonna borrow them or let them touch them. And you can't just not give back someone elses stuff that you borrowed. That's just wrong.

EommaJin : okay..i'm sorry. I won't do it again.

KookiEater : are you sure,hyung..?

JamlessMan : yeah..i still want my whole saturday game day to live again..

EommaJin : yes. I'm sure. I won't tell you to do that stuffs anymore.

JamlessMan : yesh!

KookiEater : good. We'll see your progress.

EommaJin : instead,i'll just tell Rapmon to do it instead of jimin.😊

DaddyMonster : NOOOOOOO!!!

EommaJin : yessss.

Author : i didn't mean it that way.

BooblessWhore : great job,yerin. Look at how you made sufferings to someone. And more importantly,it's namjoon you are making suffer to. Great job,asshole. 😠

Author : i can fix it.

BooblessWhore : lose that hope of yours! You can never fix anything right!

Author : don't tell me shits like that. I don't like it when somebody tells me to lose a hope of mine. Note that,Assless pancake.

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GreenTae : OHH! YOU JUST GOT TOLD!

SuWag : listen,you little brat. You made yerin angry and you're presence is pissing me off. Say sorry or else i'll do something creepily bad to you.

BooblessWhore : like what?

SuWag : do you like clowns?

BooblessWhore : no,why?

SuWag : well,i heard that there are a lot of clown roaming around here somewhere,i think it's time to hunt one and hire them to look after you when you sleep. Sounds good?

BooblessWhore : y-you aren't gonna do that..

GreenTae : oh heck,gurl. He'll do anything he says he will. He is a true man of his words.

BooblessWhore : okay! I'll say sorry.

SuWag : i need to see it for proof. And you need to buy me a whole truck of kumamons and you need to smell my 10 years unwashed,fungified sock. It's golden.

BooblessWhore : why do i need to do those shits?!

SuWag : i'm going clown hunting. Wanna come with me,tae?

GreenTae : heck yes!

EommaJin : count me in. I'm gonna bring my gold pan to pan their heads off.

SuWag : ooh~ helpful.

BooblessWhore : OKAY! I'LL DO IT! JUST..NO CLOWNS,PLEASE!!

SuWag : there is one more little thing.

BooblessWhore : WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?!

SuWag : bring me those truck of kumamons by midnight or else..clowns.

BooblessWhore : okay! OkaAYYY!

SuWag : you better get going now or you'll be sleeping with clowns tonight~

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SuWag : 😏

SuWag : that's easy to do.

GreenTae : are we still going clown hunting??

SuWag : yes! Of course,tae! I need these fists to murder somebody. Need to let out my anger,you know?

GreenTae : yup. I was angry at her too! 😾 let's murder a lot today,hyung~

DaddyMonster : i'm in! I'll bring the knife.

GreenTae : i'll bring the baseball bat. Harley quinn~ my love. 😍

EommaJin : i'll bring my hot pan.

SexyColdNoodles : i'll bring the chainsaw.

KookiEater : i'll bring a taser.

JamlessMan : i'll bring my hotness..and my guns. If you know what i mean 😏

SuWag : i'll bring nothing but swags.

JamlessMan : sure you will. 😏

EommaJin : hey,wanna dress up as a disguised clowns and be like "hey,we're clown buddies" and then just KABAAAM them with our weapons?

DaddyMonster : you have the costumes??

EommaJin : yeah. Since it's gonna be halloween.

SuWag : deal!

GreenTae : hehehe! 😈

KookiEater : 👿

DaddyMonster : but..isn't it illegal to murder someone? I mean,those clowns are person too.

SuWag : we're just letting out our anger,and besides,we're being a good friend to yerin.

DaddyMonster : how are we being a good friend to her??

SuWag : by not killing her bestfriend out of anger,of course.

DaddyMonster : good point.

SuWag : she has been a good friend to us,we should thank her with this.

EommaJin : 😂 idk. Maybe.

GreenTae : it's getting dark..perfect for hunting. 😈🔨

SuWag : guys,get your weapons ready. We're going hunting.

DaddyMonster : meet at the living room.

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I heard there is clowns in USA and in UK. Hope you guys beat those asses and be safe!

AND HAPPY CHIMOCHI DAYY!!!