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"Doppo."

The voice immediately caught the attention of a young male, who was standing over the kitchen counter preparing four plates of food, wearing a black apron with gold trimmings.

He blinks, before casually turning his head to the voice that called him, a man with hair of similar color, standing a few feet taller than him with gray pressed on no prescription sunglasses upon his hair showing his brown eyes, similar to that of his own brownish gray.

"Yes, brother?" The taller male stayed quiet but flexed the muscles around his collar bones, causing the younger male to narrow his eyes, stand straight and turn to face the other with his left palm against the counter top. "You got my attention, Kento." 

The taller male, now known as Kento, takes a deep breath before raising his head and lets his eyes meet the other males, with a hard, determined look. 

"I'm leaving Death City."

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'Seven years since then–' Picking up a manila folder filled with documents about recent cases, he uses his left hand to push his glasses back on his face. 'At the very least he and Marie agreed to keep in touch.' He then narrowed his eyes at a certain thought before groaning at the instant annoyance that is his own partner, and glares. 'If I didn't have Angelique, that imbecile would be far worse vain in my existence.' 

"Suicide~!🎶" The blonde male immediately punched the singing brown hair, brown eyed male, covered in bandages, over his head, causing him to fall off the couch and onto the cold floor of the Armed Detective Agency. "Owie~, Kunikida that hurts~!!"

The blonde grew three ticks marks, and was about to yell at him when they both heard giggling.

Turning to the door and watched as two little children run into the office, causing all previous anger from the blonde to vanish, and a smile to appear instead, same for the brown haired male holding the back of his head with his right hand, while gazing at the two small children to his left.

"Well~" The two little children come running up to the two adults after running around the room, and looks at them with a big smile, as the brown haired male sits up straight, while the blonde male, now named Kunikida, stands straight but looks at the two small children with soft eyes. "Look who came to visit~!"

Kunikida scoffs through his nose at the brown haired male who goes on about committing suicide with a healthy, happy heart, before returning his attention to the children, especially when realizing they were by themselves, causing him to blink, both in alarm and curiosity.

"Alright you two–" He regained their attention from laughing at the brown hair man, and crossed his arms, with his book labeled Ideals in his left iron grip, narrowing his eyes in the process, causing the children to tilt their heads to the right a bit, the male on the floor following in suit. "Ignoring your incompetent excuse of a father—" Said male gained three red anime exclamation marks as he jumped in his skin at Kunikida words, shouting: "Hey!! Hey!" "Where is your mother and sister? It's not like her to send you two in here without her, let alone not without your sister."

The brown haired male, realizing Kunikida's words was now on alert with worry, not of which any of them taking in account of a certain detective watching them, his left leg lazily lying over his right, with his right elbow on the arm of his chair, head resting on the knuckles of said arm, as they interrogated the two children in amusement.

This particular male made a smirk, which the two children caught, before looking at each other, smiling.

They decided to troll around with their father and Kunikida~.

Looking back at the two grown adults in front of them, they both blink as if their innocent angels, causing male number three to silently chuckle and discreetly pull out his phone, as they pout, grabbing the two talking men's attention.

"We don't know where mommy/momma and Onee-chan is~?"

The two men froze from those words, as the more feminine one spoke first.

"Momma just said she'd pick us up for lunchtime~."

"Yeah!! Mommy said she was meeting up with a friend~!!"

"Yeah!! A friend momma and onee-chan used to know~!!"

That caused a familiar unknown shiver down the spines of the two men, as the brown haired one finally stood on his feet, blinking at the two children in front of him with slightly narrowed eyes, and a relatively soft smile.

"What were your mother's words exactly~?"

The two kids hummed, looked at each other before smirking, deciding on something fun to them, catching male number three attention, who decided to not only record what was happening but video call the missing person in question.

"She said to ask Uncle Ranpo~!!!"

Said male gasped, as the other two widened their eyes, quickly turning to male number three, called Ranpo, with narrowed eyes, while the blonde crossing his arms, the other places the back of his left hand on his hip, causing him to sweat at the situation as well as whether to be impressed, or play along and fake innocence.

He didn't need to decide, he just did both.

"You two dare~ turn on your dearest God Daddy~!"

The two kids just look at him, both lifting their hand, the boys left, the girls right, to show double barrel finger guns aimed right towards Ranpo, who secretly smirked, and shouted "Bang!!"

Ranpo discreetly, and unnoticed placed his personal phone on a special stand before using his left to gasp the cloth over his chest before dramatically falling out of his chair, as if he was shot down, saying: "Shot down~." causing the two children to laugh at Ranpo antics, as well as the two adults to tilt their heads left in either confusion or astonishment.

However, the sound of audio laughs caught the two men's attention, as they blinked before turning to direct their attention to the oddly structured stand holding in place, Ranpo's personal black phone.

They both heard the snickers that came from not only the two children, but Ranpo as well, before the two twenty-two year old men grew an red exclamation mark and made a dash towards the phone, which didn't go as plan when Ranpo already retrieved it without a sweat, causing the two adults to slip, one falling onto his stomach on the table, as the blonde tripped over the brown haired male forcing him to roll on the others back and onto the floor.

Both men, groaning from the extent of sudden pain, immediately turned their heads to glare at Ranpo, who held in both hands his black phone wearing a shit-eating grin, as the two children stood in front of him gleefully laughing at the two growling adults.

"Ranpo!!"

He just snickers, as the sound of audio laughs sound throughout the room, but this time with a series of child-like giggles, going noticed by Kunikida but confusing the brown haired male.

"Well~, what do you think~!" Ranpo then held the phone higher to get the two male and two children in the camera better. "Did the world's Greatest Detective do a fun job at deception and providing entertainment~?"

The two men growled.

"Ranpo, you did an amazing job helping my brother entertain the twins~--" The growling stops as the two men realize whose voice sounded through Ranpo's phone. "However, Dawn? Daigo?" said children flinched when they got called out by the woman through the phone. "While that was entertaining and helped better the day Kiyomi, Akiko and I had–" That alone caused yellow shapes to blink on all three males in the room, but in surprise and wonder. "You should not be causing your father and uncle to worry about mommy and onee-chan, just because you wish to play with Papa Ranpo." The two tilts their heads down in shame. "Sorry~ mommy~." an amused scoff was heard. "Not just me, you should apologize too."

The twins grumble, as the two adults watch and Ranpo glance at the two fidgeting children, the girl messing with her ponytail, the boy with the rim of his shirt, before finally looking up at them.

"We're sorry Daddy and Uncle Doppo~."

All three men sweat at the smiles the two had on their faces.

"Oh! One more thing!!" That gathered all their attention. "You two are grounded for a week for running off to the Agency without telling any of us, and especially not taking your sister~."

All men sweat at the menace sweet tone behind the spoken words, as the father of the twins sighed at his groaning twins.

"Well~, they're my children— "They are also two, I DO NOT need them practicing on how to run into trouble rather than stay clear of it."

He shudders at the facts being placed on the rhetorical table, as Ranpo snickers and Kunikida smirks, all while no one notices a certain little, two year old girl leaving the room.

"Also, Osamu?" He lazily hums loudly showing he heard her. "I need you three to watch Dawn carefully."

That caused them all to blink, as a groan from a person was heard through the phone, along with feminine child giggles.

"You better be glad Auntie Kiko can heal with how rough you play with the boys~." Ranpo's imaginary fox features, mostly thought of by Kunikida and the brown haired male, now known as Osamu Dazai, appears, tails  wagging in a happy manner at the second woman's voice, as the unseen ears twitch repeatedly at the sound of a giggling female child. "What Angelique means is that Dawn has gained a ...... estranged habit???"

The three men and two year old boy, who at this point was looking everywhere for his sister, blinked in wonder, confusion and worry as the two women went silent at the same time.

'Estrange???'

A sigh of a new voice entered their ears and asked: "Is that even the right word to describe that Kiyomi?" Which caused Dazai and Kunikida to worry a bit more, as the second woman, called Kiyomi, replies with: "I'm not even sure at this point sister.".

"Hang on!" The sudden silence was enough to tell Kunikida to continue, as he and Dazai, who were now serious, stood up. "Angelique please explain, what habit?"

All men waited patiently as the phone was quiet until: "W-Well, um–" "Allow me Angel~." as the first female, named Angelique, made a sound of agreement as female number three took over.

"At first we just thought that since Dazai is clumsy as Hell when he's not committing Suicide—" "HEY!!!" "That it was just that, so we all thought nothing of it, and helped carefully watch her, Sakura keeping tabs helped."

Silence was heard.

"We were so wrong when Dawn started to do it on her own."

That caused all to grow confused and even more worried, as Ranpo just tilts his head to the left with furrowed brows.

"What is she doing that caused the need to constantly watch her Yosano?"

She, Akiko Yosano, went quiet, as another voice, a childlike tone chimed in.

"Dawn nee-chan .... She keeps purposely ramming, or running into sharp objects. Mother and Aunties are terrified to have her out of our sight, mom doesn't want to find one of her adorable baby girls—" "Dead."

Kunikida's eyes went from Dazai to Ranpo, since they both cut off the child at the same time, as said two made actual eye contact with each other, both nodding as Kunikida immediately gathered what was going on and prepared himself, while Ranpo turns his attention back to the phone with furrowed brows, frown adorned his features.

"Kiyomi, bring the triplets and Sakura straight here, don't stop for anything."

"Right."

Hearing the sounds of the dial tone, Ranpo raises his head to the two men in front of him who, like him, wore a serious expression.

"We need to make sure Dawn stays right here." The two men, Kunikida and Dazai, nodded their heads in agreement with Ranpo, who discreetly placed his phone in his back right pocket, before he grew pale. "Unfortunately, I have no clue where she ran off too~."

Silence.

All three men, turning to where the twins should be, only to see the male child searching everywhere for his sister, before immediately running up to them with tears bridging his eyes.

"Daddy! I can't find Dawn!!"

Eyes of all men widened, Ranpo's eyebrows immediately raised, two in fear, one in worry, as Dazai knelt down to his son, calmly patting his hair with a soft smile.

"Everything will be alright Daigo, she couldn't have gotten far–" "Unless she used one of her abilities."

Dazai froze at his partner's words. Worry now turned into fear; as he slowly turned, frightened at the words that spoke from Kunikida's mouth.

"....."

"....."

"I don't like Kunikida's silence, Ranpo please tell Kunikida to say sike, or something!!"

Ranpo stays silent, walks past Dazai, while making sure his hat is shielded over his eyes with his left hand, before stopping at the open door frame; turning his body slightly to the other two, he sweats slightly.

"Be glad I used Ultra-Deduction to know where she's at, cause she really did use Mind Travel~."

The father, the uncle and son all grew pale; immediately leaping to follow the detective out of the Agency headquarters.

Running as fast as they could, Ranpo had a sudden realization, and immediately stopped, forcing the other two to stumble, nearly knocking all three of them onto the ground.

The two twenty-two year old adults immediately growled at Ranpo, who still wore his frown but it was more in irritation than the usual cocky, childish one.

"WHAT THE HELL RANPO—" "DON'T JUST STOP OUT OF NOWHERE—" "WHY DID YOU STOP ANYWAY—" "I just remembered I lack common sense in directions~."

Dazai and Kunikida immediately fell onto the ground, not really expecting that, as Dazai was the first one to hop up and scold Ranpo.

"Then Remind Us Before We Leave To Find Any Of Our Kids!!!"

Kunikida, who's still face first in concrete grumbles: "Imbeciles- I work with complete Imbeciles." before having his right arm tugged on by small hands.

Raising and turning his head right slightly, he sees the worried eyes that belong to his nephew, which causes his own to soften.

He then looks to the ground, blinking his now narrowed eyes, as he realizes something.

'We need to find Dawn, for Daigo's sake.' Kunikida pushes himself off the ground. 'If Dawn were get hurt—'

He then growled at the horrible thoughts coursing through his head, all the while, Dazai was growing rather ancy over the very same- though his thoughts were more on dangerous.

'Dawn could very well be anywhere within her memory–' He growled and immediately started to turn his head in every way possible, before immediately feeling guilt when realizing something. '--but I wouldn't know where, I —-' Looking to the ground, with guilt-filled eyes and left hand clenched into a fist, he grinds his teeth in self-penitence. '--- I haven't been a good father like I promised.'

Feeling a tug on his sleeve, he looks down to see the very same little boy with tear streaks adorned his face with Kunikida standing behind him with soft eyes, all of which made Dazai's even more determined to right all wrongs.

Kneeling down to his own son, he pats his head as they all hear the growls that came from Ranpo as they look to see his back with his right hand on top of his hat.

"Damn it all, I know where, but I have absolutely zero clue on which way to get there~!!!"

Dazai just sweats at that, mostly due to being confused on the tone in both Ranpo's words, and voice.

'I can't tell whether he's worried or not.'

However, despite these thoughts- Ranpo was indeed worried for his God Daughter, so much so that he used his main ability to find Dawn's location with utmost ease, but with his lack of comprehension he was infuriated with not knowing which way he needed to go.

These facts alone, caused Ranpo to secretly grind his teeth.

'Damn it all!! If I had caved to Jun's request that day, I would at least know what I was looking for!!' He then thought of something that was practically a fifty-fifty shot. 'Maybe— no it's very well possible.'

Ranpo turning around, he faces the two twenty-two year old and the two year boy, with a serious look upon his complexion.

"Daigo–" the said child flinched, causing Dazai to narrow his eyes at Ranpo, who didn't waver as he opened his eyes slightly, still looking at little Daigo. "You wouldn't happen to know where 6336 Yoko Avenue is, would you?"

Both twenty-two year old adults blinked repeatedly, as the child's eyes widened in recognition of the address.

Immediately letting go of his father, he turns to Ranpo with both his fist clenched infant of his face, nodding his head, surprising his father and Uncle, while causing a relieved sigh to escape from Ranpo.

"It's the park Momma and Aunties made for us kids, mostly so bigger kids could stop bullying Dawn and Jun~."

The eyes of both fathers and the uncle of said girls widened at the young boy's words.

'What did my godson just say—'

'---- My little sun rise, being bullied?!'---'

'---- I'm asking for information from Daigo or Sakura, after we find Dawn.'

All three then looked at each other, with roaring flames to represent the souls currently, as they thought the same thing.

'This will NOT stand!!!'

All the while, poor little Daigo, having no idea of the dangerous spark he ignited continued.

"Those kids also smelled weird." All eyes immediately went to Daigo, who immediately started walking to the park that Dawn resided in. "It always made Jun sneeze, so Auntie Omi and Aki agreed to help make a park for us~."

The following men immediately look to the gasping Ranpo, who then growls realizing exactly what Daigo meant, Kunikida as well, for he started to write reminders in his book of Ideals.

"I'm lost here~."

Ranpo, with his eyes closed, immediately turns his head to Dazai, giving him a closed eye glare, one that sends a shiver down the brown haired male's spine.

*Snap*

All eyes went to Kunikida, who snapped his book closed and immediately took off after noticing Daigo running straight to their location, with Ranpo and Dazai to instantly realize what was happening, which resulted in them running after the two.

After roughly an hour of running, they stopped at an odd entrance of sorts, or that's what they believed with heads tilted right, before hearing the sound of a gate opening.

Following the sound they see Daigo trying his very best to open the gate, causing his father to blink in wonder and curiosity.

"Daigo what are–" "Dawn's in trowble daddy!!"

Dazai's eyes widened, and was about to question when a shriek runged out: "DADDY!!!!"

Eyes widened to that of saucers, as Dazai immediately ran to Daigo, grabs the back of his shirt before leaping over the two meter tall gate and running to where the shriek was sounded.

..... only to hear nothing, as Kunikida and Ranpo caught up.

Having had enough of the silence Dazai grew worried.

"DAWN!!!!"

.... ....

... ...

.. .. Just when he was about to fall to his knees.

. .

"DADDY!!!" Dazai's eyes immediately turned in that direction, and ran with the others following in suit. "DADDY HELP ME!!!"

A familiar sound rang through the air, as the three adults and the small boy came to a stop, only for Dazai's pupils to turn into slits at sight before him.

The sight of three men, all covered in blood and scratches trying to uncover a little blonde girl, with a another- slightly older child watching with a smirk.

Dazai, Ranpo and Kunikida growls, as the father of the twins immediately went into action the moment the man, who had the little girl by the front of her torn shirt was about to her.

The man's wrist was caught before he could even strike down, as all three men and the child turned to see, Osamu Dazai bearing the most hateful, disgusted glare he ever wore- over-shadowed behind the brown bangs. 

"You are to release that girl right now." 

The man just gets quiet, before he starts to chuckle, his buddies, as well the kid following in suit, not realizing that Kunikida and Ranpo are surrounding them, with Ranpo now holding a Tonfa.

"No thanks!! We're just about to have ou– ack!!" He was cut off by the sudden pain to his wrist, turning to face and confront, he immediately felt his words caught in his throat at the dark look in Dazai's eyes. "W-What this even t-to you man?!" He quickly tries to get free from Dazai's grasp. "L-let go of me!!"

His grip just tightens, as Kunikida places on brass knuckles, and Ranpo starts to spin the Tonfa.

"After what, I catch you trying to pull a fast one with my daughter?" The culprit immediately shuddered in fear, from Dazai's revelation as his accomplices grabbed the kid, and tried to grab Dawn to back away, only for one to feel a tap on his neck, the other an object pressed against his lower back. "Oh!~ You and your buddies aren't going anywhere, right boys~?"

The man, now realizing that Dazai wasn't alone, turns to see his accomplices and the child that accompanied them surrounded them, all holding a similar dark look.

"Tch! Bastard, you honestly think torturing a little girl, like Dawn, is alright!?"

"I would calm down if I were you Kunikida.~" Kunikida was about to yell at Ranpo, before realizing he was one finger twitch away from blasting a hole at the accomplice at Tonfa point. "These guys are human, you can tell because all the scratches and blood are due to Dawn fighting back~."

Kunikida then looked at all three and realized Ranpo was right.

"'Sides~, I really don't wanna explain to the president why reports of a Löwen were spotted~."

Kunikida grumbles, while Dazai places the arm in his grasp behind the man's back, handcuffing his hands, Ranpo and Kunikida immediately doing the same, before Ranpo's last statement finally processed, causing Dazai to sweat drop.

"I'm still confused on what that means."

"Hmph, he's saying I better keep myself in check."

Dazai just blinks in both curiosity and confusion, since the crisis was prevented from escalating.

"Or what??"

"Hmmm~, a personal investigation on monsters roaming around the city, thinking they're more dangerous than the criminals~."

Dazai, immediately had an look of understanding, for it was a dead panned expression before sniffles were heard, and all three members of the ADA, turn to see Dawn looking at Dazai with glossy eyes, causing an proverbial arrow to pierce threw his heart, even more so when he heard: "D- daddy..."

Pupils narrowed into slits once more, he instantly shattered the man in his grasp right knee, in which caused said man to scream and crash onto the ground, with the male child screaming trying to get to the man he called father, only to be grabbed in the scruff by Kunikida- who lifted said child off the ground with his right hand.

However that wasn't Dazai's concern for he immediately turns and kneels down in front of his Dawn, bringing her to his chest.

He felt her bury her head into the right side of the nape of his neck, as she started to shake and whimper, which results in him patting her head, whispering sweet words to help calm her down.

Which worked, too well, for little Dawn fell asleep right in Dazai's, her father's arms.

Giving out a soft, relieved chuckle he stood up while carefully tightening his grip, while placing his right hand on the back of her head before turning to face the others.

"Ranpo~" said male, giving a short hum as Dazai continued, now with a happy pep in his voice. "How long does Daigo tend to stay as a Hammer~??"

Ranpo tilted his head slightly left, as Kunikida just blinked, at that question- looking from Dazai and his niece, to his nephew in Ranpo's right grasp.

"Technically he's a Tonfa weapon, more fitting for this situation than a Demon Hammer."

Ranpo's nods in agreement as Dazai had a look of understanding, as they then heard a rush of feet, and saw Ranpo holding out his left arm to catch the leaping figure that wrapped their arms around his neck, burying their face into the left side of his neck.

Ranpo saw the look of surprise and shock on the two twenty-two year Olds, which caused him to smirk.

"Had a feeling Dazai would shatter a knee or two, so I called Kiyo to retrieve the one on the ground~."

Anime exclamation marks blinked twice as all looked at the groaning man with a right knee bent in an awkward way, before they all sweat dropped.

"I seriously just wanted to hold my little sun rise."

"We gathered that~."

Kunikida and Kiyomi, who removed her head from Ranpo's neck earlier to see the man on the ground, nodded their heads in agreement.

"Agreed, and I'm pretty sure Ranpo and Kiyomi would think much of it either."

Ranpo chuckles, as Kiyomi giggles saying: "We really wouldn't~!" as the end of Kiyomi's ponytail turns into chains, wraps it around the knees, and waist of the culprit- lifting him up with no issue.

"Well then~, shall we gentlemen, there are women and four children waiting for their fathers and uncle~." 

They were about to follow, when Kunikida felt squirming in his right hand, turned only to see that brat that was accompanying them.

"Hold on." All feet stop, and turn to Kunikida. "Aside from Daigo waiting till it is safe to transform back–" Dazai held a face that basically said: "Ooooh!!" as Kunikida continues, "---- What do we do about him?"

He lifted up the brat in his right grip, causing all eyes to train on the kid, who now shrunk back in fear.

"Well~, we can't necessarily place him in juvie...." Dazai turns to Ranpo and Kiyomi with a curious look while still whispering slightly. "-- can we??"

Ranpo just hums at the suggestion with his arms crossed behind his head, as Kiyomi just walks up to the squirming little boy in Kunikida's right grasp and takes in his features, as well his scent with Kunikida doing the very same; in doing so she starts to see the skin of the little, black-whitette crawl, resulting in her releasing a gasp.

Immediately walking to his wife with his grip on his godson still firm, Ranpo placed his left hand on her lower back, furrowing his brows in concern as he carefully observed both her and the child held by Kunikida.

"Everything fine—" "Ranpo, he's part of the community!"

Eyes of literally all males in the vicinity widened, or in the greatest detective's case brows rising, at Kiyomi's words as Ranpo now in a silent state turned to the boy in question, who in turn looked at him with a distasteful glare.

 'If he's really part of the community-' Slowly, unnoticed to all but his wife, Dazai and Kunikida, Ranpo discreetly opens his eyes; locking them directly onto the kid's, who's eyes widened in fear, as they all watched his skin crawl, shifting him into something that all but one could see; Kiyomi and Kunikida narrowed their eyes, as Ranpo smirks at this discovery. 'Got'cha~!'

Kunikida held the kid away from him, debating on whether to just drop him or not, as Kiyomi just tried to not to look bothered by which creature the child was, both reactions made Ranpo snicker, but Dazai, who saw the reactions was confused.

"So~, which one is he?~"

Closing his eyes, he tilted his head back and left, showing Dazai the mischievous smile adorned Ranpo's complexion.

"A goat!~"

..........

Silence was all that was heard, as Dazai realized what Ranpo immediately meant and gave the most dead expression he'd rarely made in his life, with the exception of certain events.

"Seriously?"

Ranpo just hums while turning his nose up into the air.

"Why would I lie about this, especially since i'm a horrible liar to begin with.~"

Both Kunikida and Dazai sweat dropped at Ranpo's smug but somehow innocent expression. 

'The fact that he's not wrong is absolutely horrifying.' 

'How does Kiyomi-chan stay when she makes eye contact with Ranpo?--' but that one thought sparked another with a bit more curiosity, as he looked to the frightened child that Kunikida held away at arm's length. 'What do they see Ranpo as to even make them scared stiff?'

"Unfortunately, I don't carry the book with me to give the actual name~!" Ranpo then spins Kiyomi around till she's under his left arm and guides her out of the man-made park, purposely making the criminal in her chain ponytail sick. "So~--" He then turns his head left with his chin brushing his shoulder, giving the others his usual smile. "The president will decide the Goat's fate~."

 Both Dazai and Kunikida looked at each other, secretly agreeing to Ranpo's proclamation as they followed them out.

Of course the two made sure to drag the other two criminals along, as well as to make sure the goat creature in Kunikida's right hand was getting comfortable.

~~~~~~~~🌸🌼Bonus🌼🌸~~~~~~~~~~

Making it back to the Armed Detective Agency, Ranpo was immediately tackled to the ground by his children, while Dazai's left side of his face was covered in lipstick from his blonde wife.

They informed the president, who watched Ranpo and Kiyomi's children, as well as the director of the ADA about the criminals, with Ranpo immediately placing his information about the child in grasp.

When the president asked what the technical name for the Goat-child was, Angelique chimed in with the fact that the boy was known as a Ziegevolk, but wasn't very sure since her lack of foreign names for animals.

So with the permission from the president, Ranpo recovered his book, and verified that Angelique was indeed correct on what the criminal's child was...

.... A Ziegevolk; Ranpo and Dazai didn't want the child due to past encounters, so they played Rock, Paper, Scissors with Kunikida..

.. who lost, and now has a goat-child to take care of~.

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(NOTE: A black phone is basically a special phone that can't be hacked, or tracked down by numbers.)