so i just went driving for the first time with the dad and i was shaking most of the time and like he was telling stories about people that he knew who nearly died because grumpy old ladies pressed the wrong foot button er i mean pedal i think honestly idk i was so lousy but i didn't crash into anything and the last time i parked before switching out with him i actually managed a pretty good job like it looked like how he or the mom might have parked and i was beginning to calm down a bit and then we switched seats and he drove home and he drove really wildly and accelerated and decelerated with abandon and continued telling his stories but luckily we have several schools right by our house so it took maybe one or two minutes to get home and i got out and was shaking a bit again and my mom was sitting there waiting with like this huge smile and was like 'how was my baby girl's first driving experience?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!' (which i hate for a variety of reasons) and i just kind of smiled a lil and was like 'it was great (i'm dead inside)' and i escaped inside where i got to pet the dog a bit and blast twenty one pilots because all of my sisters are gone tonight except the ten year old who's having a friend over and they're going to be in the backyard in the tent i stayed in last night with my friends which also annoyed me a bit because my mom asked me if i wanted anyone over tonight since everyone's out but like all three of my good friends were over for my birthday yesterday and i have a couple other friends that i'm like kind of comfortable with but not much and i probably wouldn't have them over even just to like play board games or something which are details i've sketched out for her multiple times anyway not the point i actually don't know what the point is except that i feel like shit and i'm really tired so this is the result if you reached the end of this shit storm you deserve a fucking medal so good for you ima eat some pie