Fair warnings: this story is marked mature for language and some themes that are yet to be determined in case I decide not to go through with them. This story is a KakaObi/ObiKaka story which means the pairing is a queer couple. If you're not comfortable with that, I understand (we'll see how prominent their relationship is in regards to this story). And finally, this story will have slow updates as all my stories do. This is not my main account, I'm simply someone who has the privilege of being part of something with a lot of wonderful people. I also have around 50 stories to tend to, so this won't be the only one I focus on. If any of this bothers you, this story may not be for you.

Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me, nor do any of the characters within the show.
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It's been several days since Kakashi discovered that his best friend, one that very well should have been, oh I don't know... Fucking dead, was still alive and well. Oh, he'd also apparently been one of the main causes of the war they were fighting. After dealing with that bucket of panic attacks, Kakashi found that he didn't hate Obito.

He very well could, he very well should. However now he stood in front of his limp body and felt nothing but yearning. For what? Fucking answers of course. Why? Was a big question Kakashi happened to have. And also, you know, don't you ever fucking leave me again you stupid Uchiha idiot or else I'll give you the beating of a life time and oh my god don't look at me that way I just really missed you and oh my god stop crying, are you drunk? At a time like this??

So yeah Obito was passed out and chakra depleted.

That didn't stop Kakashi from hauling his ass out of the fighting and taking him as far away from the war zone  as possible (it was really only around fifteen yards). Obito woke up at one point and stared at Kakashi until his big cry baby tears came out of the dark and he just blubbered like the drunken man he was.

"Obito why the hell are you drunk?" Kakashi grunted whole dragging, yes dragging, the man child to a nearby tree. "Cause it distracts me," Obito muttered solemnly. "Distracts you from what?" Kakashi snapped, his patience thin but somehow still willing to be with his not-dead best friend. They were still relatively close to the fighting, actually. But Kakashi didn't think anyone would come any closer to the forest. "From going blind!" Obito wailed, crocodile tears returning to his eyes.

Kakashi blinked slowly. "From going blind?" Obito nodded gravely, looking around before lowering his voice. "The sharingan makes my vision not so good, and also it really hurts to use too much, so Madara just told me to suck it up and numb it somehow so now I always carry bottles of Brandy with me in my Kamui," Obito explained. Kakashi stared at Obito for a little.

"How drunk are you?" He asked wearily. Obito let out a low chuckle. "Not nearly as much as I would get to be Tobi." Obito's eyes sobered for a second, long enough to pull out, you guessed it, two bottles of Brandy. "Woah, Obito what the hell?!" Kakashi was startled, but honestly more tired than anything. "I can tell you need some drinks after the shit I've put all of you through," Obito said, his words only very slightly slurring together.

Kakashi wouldn't admit it out right, but his sharingan had been in fact a pain in his perfect ass for the last few days. Kakashi just sighed before popping open the rather large bottle, pulling down his mask, and taking a huge swig out of it. Obito popped open the other bottle and tilted it upwards before letting out a small 'amen'. "Why the hell'd you even agree to help that old creep?" Kakashi muttered bitterly, downing some of the Brandy.

"He promised that I'd get a happy ending," Obito said, eyes full of mirth. Kakashi turned to look at his friend, his mouth drawing into a thin line. "What does your happy ending look like?" He asked. Obito didn't have to think about it, he knew what he would want. "Me, Rin, Minato-sensei, you. We'd still be in each other's lives. Minato-sensei would be passing on the title of Hokage to Kushina-nee, you'd be some amazing person, probably the director of the entire anbu unit, Rin would be head director of the hospital and I'd probably be a bounty hunter of some sort, since apparently all I'm good for is destruction. Konoha wouldn't give a damn about who the hell I was, and I'd probably have a bunch of dogs," Obito snorted, having drunk a quarter of his drink already.

"I have a lot of dogs," Kakashi mused, choosing to ignore the dull thump his heart gave at Obito's confession. Obito turned to face him, a smirk tugging at his lips. "Bet my dogs would be cooler," Obito teased. "What? No way! Watch, my dogs are the best!" Kakashi said smugly, a pink tint to his face and half his bottle gone. Obito watched as Kakashi summoned his pack of ninja dogs in awe, downing a lot more alcohol than he should have at one time. "Woah! Look at this cutie!" Obito grinned, his hands going to grab Bull. Immediately, Kakashi's pack went on the offensive.

"Hey! He bit me!" Obito whined, holding his hand close to his chest. Kakashi snickered as his drank even more of his Brandy. He could feel himself growing heavier already. "Kakashi why are you doing with this guy?!" Pakkun barked, watching as Kakashi waved his hand. "Oh is... is fine. We're just talking about how... how great you are," Kakashi said, blinking slowly as if that would cure his speech impediment.

"Um, Kakashi?" Kakashi hummed before his eyes widened. "Oh yeah, yeah." Pakkun's eyes filled with slight relief. Or at least they did before,

"Go away," Kakashi said, unsummoning his pack. Obito stared sadly at where Bull once stood. "Kakashiiii!" He wailed, throwing his hands over his eyes. "I wanted the big one!" He whined. Kakashi shrugged, drinking the last of his Brandy in one fell swoop. Obito huffed and chugged the rest of his bottle, the alcohol warming his throat and making him a bit delirious. Usually he could handle his alcohol quite well but uh... something about drinking with your ex-best friend really made him vulnerable.

Okay fine, that was his third bottle of Brandy.

"What... whatwas even your plan?" Kakashi asked, squinting his eyes at nothing in particular. "We were just gonna trap everyone in... in the... the huge thingy," Obito said halfheartedly. "Which huge thingy?" Kakashi's eyes squinted even further. "The one in the sky! The... the thingy." Kakashi's eyes lit up with recognition. "Oh! The thingy!" Both of their faces were flushed as they shared identical moronic grins.

"Man, I wish we could go back. I would be less of a..." Obito trailed off. "Of an idiot?" Kakashi offered. Obito's jaw dropped as his eyebrows furrowed. "You think imma idiot?" He asked, genuinely hurt. "Yeah, but only sometimes." Obito looked vaguely confused before laying down. "Bet you I could go back," Kakashi said, his eyes smug.

Let me remind you, that at this point, both of them were completely and utterly trashed. Obito took everything Kakashi said to heart and in turn Kakashi turned everything into a competition. "Wha?! No, I bet I could!" And this is how Obito and Kakashi tried to send each other to their connected Kamui's.

And how they ripped a hole inside said Kamui. And how they were sent back to their childhoods feeling drunk, confused, and craving more booze.

Pakkun's Pov

"Tsunade, you're not gonna like this!" Pakkun barked, the rest of his pack behind him and he rode of Bisque. Tsunade turned to look at the small pug, her eyes narrowing. "Don't tell me I have to go back out there, I have people who need surgery." Pakkun shook his head feverishly. "It's Kakashi! We were just fighting one of those dumb white guys when all of a sudden Kakashi summons us! So we're thinkin' 'great, there's another opponent!' But no! He summons us shit faced with fucking Uchiha Obito by his side!"

Tsunade's eyes widen. "You're kidding." Pakkun shook his head again. "It's bad, Tsunade. They're both drunk out of their minds and who knows-"

The battlefield grew quiet as two very very loud voices came from the forest next to them.

"KAM hiccup KAMUI!" That voice was most fucking definitely Hatake Kakashi's. "KAMUI shit that hurt-" And while that voice wasn't as recognizable, everyone still knew that was Uchiha Obito.

And then the even louder noise. It was a loud woosh of air and a louder pop of the fucking Kamui ripping. Not that anyone knew that.

"Oh my God," Tsunade whispered. Pakkun's face became crest fallen.

"Tsunade... I don't feel Kakashi's chakra anymore."