Sugar High

I'm starting to think that musicians nowadays are obsessed with sweetners. All their songs have sugar/honey in them. Even songs that aren't recent do. Like seriously. Call your "honey" pumpkin or something. Honestly y'all gonna get fat off all this sweetners. Pumpkin is healthy.

Let's test my theory with actually songs...

PUMPKIN YES PLEASE WON'T YOU COME AND PICK ONE WITH ME

(That sounds like a nursery rhyme Sophie just stop)

NAW NAW PUMPKIN I'M GOOD

(That sounds...weird)

POUR SOME PUMPKIN ON ME

(No no just stop don't even go there with that song no no no)

Okay, I'm starting to think that I was wrong. I'll just leave song writing to the professionals...

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