Bowser Juniors Random Playtime
A/N: Time for quite a long one, this one is actually longer than Show & Tell. I hope you enjoy it, I had fun writing this one quite a bit. Consider this to be the true first special of the series, significantly longer chapters that can be lore based, for fun, or in this case a little bit of both.
Gaming Room
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Junior, Cody, and Joseph: *All enter the room*
Junior: So, guys, what do you wanna do today?!
Cody: I don't know, Junior. Maybe we could roast some ants with a magnifying glass?
Junior: *Puts one hand on Cody's shoulder* That's one thing I love about you Cody, you really get me sometimes.
Joseph: I like that idea dude!
Junior: Or maybe we could...microwave some butterflies? *Pulls out a butterfly catcher*
Joseph: Woo! I sure do love to microwave some butterflies! *Pretends to shut a microwave and makes beeping noises*
Cody: Boss, Junior! Well what are we waiting for?! Let's go!
Junior, Cody, and Joseph: *Rush outside with the butterfly catcher*
Outside of the Mario/Bowser Household
Junior: Now where are those butterflies?!
Cody: Let's f%#%ing gooooo!
Joseph: *Pulls out a revolver* Time to see what happens when you put butterflies AND lead in the microwave!
Cody: Uh, Joseph, we want to catch the butterflies alive. No fun in microwaving dead butterflies.
Joseph: I don't see the difference dude.
Junior: *Looks at Joseph with starry eyes* We wouldn't get to see its transformation into a butterfly themed hero or villain!
Cody: We shall call them THE MIGHTY MONA-wait that's taken.
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Joseph: Killer Moth! Damn, thats taken too.
Cody: *Winces* Oof, and it's a butterfly not a moth.
Junior: Hawk Moth!
Cody: Taken and we are still in the ballpark of moths instead of butterflies! Plus, his name isn't Hawk Moth anymore.
Joseph: What is it?
Cody: It's now Monar-ah we made it make to butterflies! *Grins*
Junior: Still taken.
Cody: Son of a f%#%! *Kicks a nearby mailbox only for it to fly across the street*
Other Side of the Street
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Toad: *Walking down the street with his headphones in*
I like milk and cookies
Mmm, they're yummy
Mmm-mmm, they're yummy
Mmm, they're yummy
Mmm-mmm, they're yum- *Turns around to see a mailbox coming his way* What the hell?! *Gets hit by it*
Outside of the Mario/Bowser Household
Cody: Oh s#%#! We hit Toad!
Joseph: Who's this we?!
Toad: *Comes toward them while rubbing his head* Ayo, what was that for?!
Cody: Um, uh, we-
Joseph: Cody accidentally kicked a mailbox at you.
Cody: Joseph!
Junior: *Groans* Snitches get stitches!
Joseph: Boy, I don't care about being a snitch when Bill Nye The Science Guy is trying to drag us down with him!
Toad: What are you even doing out here?
Cody: Would you believe me if I said that we just wanted to soak in the rays?
Toad: It's a...cloudy day.
Junior: *Slaps Cody in the back of the head*
Cody: Ow!
Junior: We are out...catching butterflies.
Toad: *Face contorts into a overwhelmingly humored expression*
Junior: It's not what you're thi-
Toad: *Falls to the ground laughing while kicking the air*
Joseph: *Turns and tries to leave* I'm out of here dude!
Cody: *Grabs onto Joseph's shoulder tightly* Where the hell do you think you're going?!
Joseph: I've, erm, gotta water my pet rock?
Cody: *Sneezes while saying* B#%#%!
Joseph: *Groans and turns back around*
Junior: *Blushes in embarrassment* We are doing it for something way better than just catching them, okay?!
Toad: *Gets up with a serious expression* You better mean you're microwaving them otherwise I will start pissing my pants in laughter.
Junior: *Smiles giddily* We are microwaving butterflies!
Toad: Can I join in?!
Junior, Cody, and Joseph: *Pump their fists in the air* Yeah!
Toad: Woo! *Pulls out a glock*
Joseph: *Pulls out a revolver* Great minds think alike!
Joseph and Toad: *Snaps their fingers into finger guns* Ayyy!
Cody: No guns!
Toad: *Puts it back in his pocket* Ugh, you never let us do anything fun!
Cody: This butterfly thing seems to be a bust, we need something that will be guaranteed fun without any issues.
Toad: We could go to the beach! I need some Latinas in my life!
Junior: Well I already have the perfect beach outfit, so I'm down for that. *Tugs at his juniper tank top and gestures to his black shorts* I highly doubt that Toad is getting any Latinas.
Toad: Hey! It's possible, I've gotten them before!
Joseph: Nah man, you only got Candy for a music video and your one ex girlfriend looked like you, but with pigtails.
Cody: Yeah, It was shocking to say the least to learn that Toad and Toadette were not related at all.
Toad: *Rubs his hand down his face* Christ, this is going to be another one of those Diddy and Dixie things isn't it? Not all Toads are related!
???: What are you guys doing?
Junior: *Turns around* Hm?
Cody: Oh hey, Alice.
Alice: I was just in the neighborhood and saw you guys arguing. *Turns to Junior* Why are you holding a butterfly net?
Cody: We were catching butterflies.
Alice: Oh that sounds like the best fun! How's that going for you?
Cody: Barely got into it before it was interrupted, we are debating what to do instead.
Toad: Oh wow, I sure am sorry that you decided to assault a little black boy with a mailbox! *Imitates Cody* Oh fiddlesticks, such an inconvenience!
Alice: *Snort laughs*
Junior: So, you live around here like Angelina?
Alice: Uh, yeah.
Junior: Well it's nice to know you can come over pretty easily. Would you like to get in on this?
Alice: That sounds stupendous, Junie. *Scratches her head confused* What exactly are we going to be doing?
Junior: We were thinking about going to the beach, it would be great to have you coming.
Toad: That's because you want to see her in a swim suit.
Junior: *Wildly blushes* For the last f#%#ing time, I don't have a crush on Alice! It was an accident!
Alice: *Puts one hand on Junior's shoulder* Yeah! He has a crush on Angie!
Junior: Yea- Wait WHAT?! I don't have a crush on her! She's the closest friend I've made at the new school, not a crush!
Toad: Then why do you still look like a red hot chili pepper?
Junior: *Groans*
Alice: Personally, I'd say we do something...else.
Cody: Why's that, Alice?
Alice: I just don't enjoy the beach because of...the sand. *Stomach growls loudly* It's course, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere.
Junior: Based off that, I know what we are doing first. Let's go back in the house.
Mario/Bowser Household Kitchen
Junior and Co: *Enter the kitchen*
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Chef Pee Pee: Oh Chef Pee Pee, you have outdone yourself!
Junior: Chef Pee Pee! Chef Pee Pee!
Chef Pee Pee: *Gives him a look of pure venom* What do you want brat?
Junior: I was wondering if you could make me and my friends some lunch?
Chef Pee Pee: Can't, I'm too busy making this meal for dinner later.
Junior: Ugh, can't you make seven?
Chef Pee Pee: No, I will not! This is for everyone which includes you!
Alice: What are you making anyways?
Chef Pee Pee: Glad you asked, this dish right here is a classic. I'm sure you're all familiar with lasagna?
Everyone except Alice: Yep.
Alice: I've actually never had lasagna.
Chef Pee Pee: *Looks at her surprised* You really haven't? *Sighs* I refuse to make it stay like that. Im saving you a piece. It's a large amount and there's going to be an extra slice available since Mr. Pig is on vacation over in St. Augustine.
Cody: *Looks at the lasagna* Are you sure it is edible? We don't want to kill Alice.
Junior: *Looks at the lasagna as well* Actually, that looks pretty good. Genuinely a good job this time!
Chef Pee Pee: *Smiles* Thank you, Junior.
Junior: Why are you suddenly good at cooking though?
Chef Pee Pee: That's simple, I made those bad dishes out of spite towards your father. Remember when we opened a restaurant in the house and the food was actually good?
Junior: *Gasps* I remember that! Then why were the meals you gave me bad?
Chef Pee Pee: *Open the pantry* Take a look in here.
Junior and Co: *Slowly look instead of the pantry with surprised expressions*
Toad: Is tha-
*Camera pans down to show Tony tied up with tape over his mouth*
Junior: Tony?
Tony The Tiger: *Tries moving around to no avail* Mmm! Mm mmm mmmmmm!
Chef Pee Pee: This orange and black striped motherf#%#er kept ruining my cooking! *Rips off the tape from his mouth*
Tony The Tiger: Sounds like a skill issue!
Chef Pee Pee: *Hits in the head with a frying pan, knocking Tony out*
Tony The Tiger: *Snores*
Junior and Co: *Slowly tiptoe away from Chef Pee Pee*
Gaming Room
Cody: *Snaps his fingers in frustration* Well that was a bust!
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Jeffy: *Enters the room* Oh hey guys, what doing? Uh!
Junior: Oh, hey Jeffy! I'm surprised that you weren't here earlier when we were trying to microwave butterflies.
Alice: *Gasps*
Jeffy: F#%#! I missed that! I was making some prank calls earlier today, that's why I wasn't there.
Junior & Jeffy's Room (Earlier Today...)
Jeffy: *Pulls out his phone and goes on the call app* Thank God for a connected contact list. *Finds the contact for Meggy*
SMG4 Castle
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Meggy: So Four, are you going to run for mayor again?
SMG4: Absolutely not, not after that assassination attempt. They never found that one car seat which is odd...oh well! *Happily grins* It's best for me to focus on my memes!
Meggy: I thought you physically could not die?
SMG4: Still hurts like hell to get in a car crash. No immortality is going to make that hurt less.
Bob: *Pops up out of nowhere taking a swing out of his beer* Maybe you need to ease the tension with strippers!
Meggy: *Kicks him below the belt* Shut up, Bob!
Bob: *Falls to the ground* oW mY oVaRiEs!
Meggy: *Hears her phone ringing* Jeffy? *Answers the phone* Hey Jeffy, why are you calling me?
Jeffy: Hello Meggy, is your refrigerator running?
Meggy: Uh, I would assume so since I can't smell the sickeningly warm smelly tuna melt right now.
Bob: Hey, you're sleeping on tuna!
Jeffy: *Snorts* Then you better go catch it!
SMG4 and Bob:
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Meggy: *Turns around to the fridge running away from the kitchen* Hey! *Tackles it to the ground and starts beating it with an angered expression* Sleep...
Gaming Room (Present Day)
Junior and Co: *Starts laughing hysterically*
Joseph: Didn't Mario live there at some point?
Cody: No, our Mario is a different Mario. Many years back our dimensions collided and now we have the our Mario and SMG4 Mario. You could've been living with them in the same house, but that wasn't going to work out.
Junior: *Light bulb forms over his head* I just realized what we could do! We could play house!
Joseph: Oh yeah dude!
Cody: We haven't done that in forever!
Alice: Oh, so we'd be depicting a big happy family?
Junior: *Nervously chuckles* You...you could say that. We need a big cast for it, however. so need to invite more people and get the costumes ready after! Let's invite some more friends over and get this show on the road!
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*The doorbell suddenly rings from downstairs*
Junior: That must be our friends!
Everyone: *Rushes down the stairs*
Junior: *Opens up the door to see Angelina, Diddy, Issac, Iris, Patrick, and Penelope* Hey guys!
Angelina/Diddy/Issac/Iris/Patrick/Penelope: Hello Junior!/Sup dude./Whats up my man?/Hey./Hey Junior!/Oh hi Junior.
Junior: *Widens the door showing everyone else in the house* Are you ready to have some fun?!
Jeffy: I'm pumped as s#%#!
Alice: Where are we going to find the costumes for this?
Junior: We search the house for it and if our character doesn't call for an outfit, you wear the clothes on your back.
Cody: Hey Junior, shouldn't we catch them all up on the lore?
Joseph: I agree with Cody, I feel like with a lot of new people here, they might get all confused.
Junior: The solution to that is simple, we are starting from the beginning!
Cody, Joseph, Toad, Jeffy, Patrick, and Penelope: What?!
Junior: It's only fair, plus haven't you ever wanted to play someone new or do something differently?
Joseph: True, I'd rather not be the one to get beaten this time.
Penelope: *Pulls out Goodman's Elephant Asshole suit* Can I be your boss with my Immaculate Dinner suit?
Cody: Elephant Asshole suit.
Penelope: I look like an immaculate dinner in it, so it's my immaculate dinner suit.
Junior: Anything goes, alright, so I'll stay the husband, Cody is still the daughter Sally, and Joseph will be, y'know what? Let's add a son to the equation.
Joseph: *Pumps his fist* Yes!
Junior: *Points to Diddy and Dixie* Diddy and Dixie, you two will be a the next door neighbors with Iris and Issac being your kids.
Issac: I'm sorry, what?
Iris: *Looks up from her phone* Huh? That's some brain breaking genetics.
Dixie: Well I'm just happy that I'm with my man still!
Diddy: *Grins and looks at Issac and Iris while putting on a deeper voice* Now remember kids, your mother and I want you home by 10 o' clock or you can't go to the disco!
Junior: Toad, Jeffy, Patrick, and Penelope will be co-workers and/or friends at my job, just to give some variety in the cast.
Toad: I'm cool with that.
Penelope: As long as I get to play your boss.
Junior: That you will be doing.
Patrick: Wahoo!
Jeffy: *Glares at Patrick* You're not my daddy!
Alice: Hey, uh, Junior.
Junior: *Turns to Alice* Yes?
Alice: What role would that leave me with?
Junior: Ah, well, you would be the wife.
Joseph: *Gives him a teasing smirk* Oh I see why I got recasted!
Cody: Master of subtlety: Bowser Junior.
Junior: *Processes what he just said* NOW HOLD ON A SECOND-
Isaac: Are you trying to make a pass toward two best friends? Respect dude!
Iris: *Slaps his arm* Don't be a pig.
Issac: You're only saying that cus' you want a piece of him.
Iris: *Rolls her eyes* Yeah right, like I would want to be with Junior.
Junior: *Turns to Angelina and Alice* I swear that I-
Alice: *Smiles* Don't worry, I understand completely.
Angelina: *Chuckles* Junior, these coincidences happen. You don't have to explain at all.
Junior: *Breathes in and out* Thank you.
Angelina: I must ask, where will I be in this?
Junior: You will also be a co-worker, however, you will be Alice's sister in this scenario.
Angelina: That sounds lovely.
Junior: Alright then, let's get the costumes ready guys!
Everyone: Yeah! *Scatter throughout the house*
30 Minutes Later...
Gaming Room
Everyone but Alice: *Reenter the room*
Junior: Woah! You guys look great!
Cody: Thanks Junior, I see you went for a different look for the husband role.
Toad: It's nice to see you with your hair down dude, do you ever let it down?
Junior: *Gestures to his hair reaching his shoulders* Of course, I usually only have it up during school or when I'm hanging out with you guys.
Junior: Yup! *Points to his clothes* I decided to finally wear the flannel button up Chef Pee Pee got me for school.
Angelina: Chef Pee Pee? Is it not your papa who would help you with such things?
Junior: *Awkwardly rubs his arm* Yeah...he doesn't really care about that type of stuff. He was a bit busy when after school shopping was happening though. Anyways, where's Alice? Kinda need her for this.
Angelina: She said she'd be here in a minu- oh there she is!
Junior: *Turns around and gasps*
Alice: *Walks into the room wearing the blue sundress with white floral patterns* So, *Twirls around* are you ready?
Junior: Alice, you look-
Alice: *Gasps in horror* I knew this dress made me look fat!
Joseph: Not what he meant dude.
Junior: What I am trying to say is that-
Alice: It's too revealing?! I look like an absolute strumpe-
Junior: Alice!
Alice: *Snaps her head towards Junior in surprise* Yes?
Junior: I think you look...stunning.
Alice: *Covers her mouth in surprise* Oh my...*Uncovers her mouth, unveiling a smile* Thank you, Junior.
Cody: *Rests his head on Joseph shoulder and blows his nose into a tissue* They grow up so fast!
Joseph: *Shoves him away onto the ground*
Cody: Ow!
Junior: *Looks at the rest of the group* Alright then, let's get ready for some happy family memories!
Pretend House Scene 1: "No More French Toast"
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Junior: *Enters the kitchen with a wide grin* Good morning starshine! *Kisses Alice on the cheek* How's that breakfast coming along? You know I love me some French toast in the morning!
Alice: *Looks at him in shock with a blush* Junior!
Junior: Alright, cut! What's up?
Alice: *Holds the part of her face he kissed* Why did you do. uh, all of that?
Junior: Oh! Well we are playing house so I'm supposed to call you nicknames like starshine or honey or doll. *Shrugs* Something like that, plus couples kiss and stuff.
Alice: Alright, that makes sense...I'll try again!
Junior: *Exits then reenters the kitchen with a slightly weaker grin* Good morning starshine! *Kisses Alice on the cheek* How's that breakfast coming along? You know I love me some French toast in the morning!
Alice: *Turns to Junior with a smile* Good morning love, I'm just about done! *Furrows a brow in confusion* Wait, you wanted French toast?
Junior: *Grin suddenly turns into a frown* How did you forget? I have it almost every morning.
Alice: Things have been hectic, Sally has been struggling in school and much of my time has been fixated on helping her.
Junior: Are you sure about that? Since I'm pretty sure you were just yesterday watching TV for hours.
Alice: You know I love me some Camp Camp. The new season is in a few months and I wanted to binge it to prepare for it.
Junior: Well that's easy for you to do when you don't have a job to go to...
Alice: *Turns to Junior with a angered expression* I don't like the suggestion you're trying to make here, Robert.
Junior: You don't seem to do much, so all I ask is for my breakfast to be right. Apparently you can't do that, it's too much to ask for!
Alice: I work like a dog everyday and don't ask for anything. Being a stay at home mom never payed the bills, but it was a pretty important job. I stay away from my job so you can have the time to go to your job and provide for the family.
Junior: I never asked you to quit your *Says in a mocking tone* oh so important job *Tone goes back to normal* as a part-time writer for the newspaper!
Alice: I wasn't part-time and you know it! I can tell you that I would've returned to my job long ago if it wasn't for the fact that your ego has glass bones and paper skin!
Junior: You take that f#%#ing back right now, Alice!
Alice: *Shivers for a second, but continues onwards* Its a newspaper, I don't even need to leave the house to submit and get paid for my work you wanker!
Junior: *Growls* That's it, I guess I'm going to work hungry!
Alice: Only because you're being stubborn, look baby, I don't want to fight. Look, we are both under a lot of stress in our own ways and it's making us say thing we don't mean.
Junior: Yeah...you're right. I'm just going to settle down in dining room. *Sighs and walks to the dining room*
Pretend House Scene 2: "Flipping Like Pancakes"
Junior, Alice, and Cody: *Eating the breakfast*
Cody: This breakfast is pretty good, mom.
Joseph: You did a good job with the bacon!
Alice: Thank you, at least some people are grateful about it. *Glares at Junior*
Junior: *Gives her sullen glance* I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.
Alice: Maybe it's who you're hanging out with at work like that crack addict Patrick or that Penelope girl.
Junior: *Puts down his fork with force and looks at her with shock* What do you mean that crack addict? He's not addicted to crack, he's just a very hyperactive and alert person!
Alice: Honey, I saw him at an office party snorting lines of coke in the women's lavatory.
Junior: It was a bet where if he lost he had to do that with sugar. He told us that!
Cody: Did he even specify what the bet was about?
Junior: *Opens his mouth then closes it in thought* *Covers his face with one hand in frustration* Damn it...
Alice: *Says while cutting her food, not looking at Junior* No language at the table, dear.
Joseph: F#%#!
Alice: *Inhales then turns to Joseph* Now what did I just say, Terrence?!
Joseph: *Groans* Do we have to really go with the name, Terrence? I sound like I pound White Claws and holes into drywall.
Issac: *Off-screen* You do that anyway dude, you punched a hole in the classroom the other day.
Joseph: *Gets up and says through gritted teeth* Oh you wanna go motherfu-
Alice: *Pulls him down forcefully by the arm*
Joseph: *Rubs his arm in pain* You have the grip strength of a coconut crab.
Junior: Quit being a b#%#%, anyways, what's your issue with Penelope?
Alice: I just don't get a good vibe from her, something just feels off.
Junior: What about her? She's my boss and she's just always on my ass about the "proper ways of advertising toys". Nothing more to it.
Alice: Probably since you always try to work someone getting viciously killed by a dinosaur into the advertisement. Why does Play-Doh need a dinosaur?
Junior: The real question is why would it not need a dinosaur?
Alice: I just have been noticing some things lately with you two, but we can't talk about it right now. *Glances at Cody and Joseph* Not in front of the kids.
Junior: *Takes a sip of root beer* Alright, we will. I'm going to work now, I can't be late otherwise Penelope is going to nag me more than your mother did during my fedora phase.
Alice: *Shudders* One of the few time I'll agree with her.
Pretend House Scene 3: "Tinkering Toys"
Imagination Facilitation Meeting Rooom
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Jeffy: Now, I have to say, it's important to consider this-
Penelope: Jeffy I swear to Go-
Jeffy: *Slaps a sketch of Stocking down on the table* Bigger than the face. The tagline can be, "Once a dream, now a reality".
Angelina: Jeffy, I don't think you quite understand that the HR department exists.
Jeffy: Oh I know since HR stands for Huge Racks.
Toad: *Slow claps and says sarcastically* Jeffy Pierre François everybody, master of original taglines.
Patrick: *Enters the meeting room with reddened eyes* How's it going everybody?! This meeting is going to be so cwazy! HAHAHAHA!
Penelope: Mr. Guy, you're an hour later to the meeting. Well, at least you're not as late as Mr. Bowser.
Junior: *Rushes into the meeting room* I'm sorry boss, I was late since somebody *Glares at Patrick* forced me to take several detours on the way here!
Angelina: Hi Robert! How's my favorite brother-in-law doing?
Junior:Oh hey Angelina. *Sits down next to her* A little rough, but I'll get through it.
Patrick: I forgot to mention, Junior drove me to work!
Penelope: Robert.
Patrick: Robert drove me to work!
Penelope: Thank you for driving my brother to work, I now understand why it took awhile. Although, *Sniffs* I smell root beer on your breath. You know you can't be drunk on the job.
Junior: I had a bottle earlier this morning, but don't worry, I wouldn't have been able to handle bringing Patrick to work if I was wasted.
Penelope: I'll...I'll let it slide this time, but remember, save all that drinking on a work day for Toad's birthday party later this week.
Junior: *Pulls out a bottle of water* Gotcha.
Toad: This is going to be sick as hell dude!
Jeffy: I think it's a given that I'm getting A&W. None of that baby b#%#% Mug root beer.
Patrick: But I like Mug...
Jeffy: *Points to Patrick* How does it feel to be a b#%#%?
Toad: *Says in a faux country accent* Well than I guess you ain't a Mug blooded American.
Junior: I actually have some of the good stuff, I've been chilling some that good ol' Bulldog.
Toad: Woah, that's like the best root beer out there. You a real homie for that one JR!
Jeffy: This party is about to be...the tits.
Angelina: I'm not much of a drinker.
Junior: Lightweight?
Angelina: *Giggles* Maybe. I like an A&W every now and then.
Jeffy: *Puts one hand on Angelina's shoulder* This lady is a goddess for that preference. *Looks left and right* After work can you give me a maple syrup fo-
Junior: *Slaps Jeffy* Don't you dare. *Clears throat* Well, that makes sense. You're built like a cute little lily, I turn you sideways and it's like, "Where did you go?".
Angelina: *Chuckles* Oh you flatter me.
Penelope: Do you have any Virgil's?
Jeffy: That brand is more disgusting than the fact that your suit tailored out of an elephants asshole.
Junior: I do actually, the over abundance in the wintergreen flavoring isn't for me, but you never know if a guest will want it. My wife suggested that. I'll bring it to the party for you, Mrs. Guy.
Penelope: Thanks, make sure to get your final preparations in order for your presentation on advertising Rubix Cubes.
Pretend House Scene 4: "My Dreams Are in Boxes"
Junior: *Walks into the meeting room with a laptop and a stack of papers, then leaves the room only to reenter with a whiteboard* Hello my fellow employees of the Imagination Facilitation. My name is Robert Bowser and I'm here to tell you about the wonders of something Im sure you all know very well! *Pulls out a Rubix cube*
Jeffy: It's a Rufus cube!
Junior: No Jeffy, it's a Rubix cube.
Jeffy: That's what I said!
Angelina: No, you said Rufus cube.
Jeffy: Potato, po-tot-oh.
Junior: *Sighs* Anyways, the Rubix cubes serve the purpose of sharpening one's spatial reasoning skills. *Looks forward* Okay, Cody, did you really need to give me a report you did last year on why Rubix cubes are important for this scene? Can't I just improvise it?
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Cody: *Walks into view* No, because if you were to improvise it you would soil the name of Rubix cubes.
Junior: It's playtime, s#%# goes wrong all the time with this. It's supposed to be Murphy's law, dude. *Pinches the bridge of his nose* God, we have been hanging out with Lisa too much.
Cody: Ugh, it will go wrong eventually, just continue! *Walks out of view*
Junior: *Frown turns to a forced smile* So, it's important for us at an early age to grow familiar with Rubix cubes. They allow us to grow into beautifully intelligent human beings.
Toad: *Coughs into his arm* Nerd!
Angelina: Guess I'm not a beautifully intelligent girl. *Looks at the audience* Just a beautiful girl.
Jeffy: *Clicks his tongue* Vanity at its finest.
Angelina: *Turns to Jeffy* Hey, I'm allowed to compliment myself now and then.
Junior: Shut up, Toad! Alright, let's get to the damn point! *Burns Cody's report to a crisp with his fire breath*
Cody: *Releases sobs full of agony*
Joseph: *Off-screen* Get over it dude!
Diddy Kong: *Off-screen* You need to pull yourself together man.
Junior: *Pulls out a guitar and does a riff and points to the other attendees of the meeting while saying in a surfer dude voice* Rubix cubes make your IQ levels dumb high! It allows you to have the intelligence to understand how you can do just about anything! *Back flips and stands up on the floor* You could fight a grandma over the last pack of frozen beef, a bear over a parking spot, a mouse over a cookie-
Angelina: Best believe that I am chuffed over a snickerdoodle.
Penelope: Robert, don't.
Junior: Or...a dinosaur for no reason! You just felt like it since your spatial reasoning is sharper than a butcher knife!
Penelope: That's it Robert, the meeting is done. You are not going to be working on the Rubix cube project.
Junior: Are you serious?! I worked really hard on this presentation and I wasn't even finished!
Penelope: Look on the bright side, it's one project. Plus, you still get to work on the advertisements for-
Junior: *Groans* I swear if you say -
Penelope: Funkos.
Junior: You don't understand, Rubix cubes aren't just toys, it's a gateway into me being taken more seriously. All I'm known as here is as the guy who specializes in dinosaurs, trains, and small plastic figurines that are plentiful enough to choke a f#%#ing whale! *Looks at the camera* Or you know who Cody!
Penelope: *Snaps her fingers twice in his face* Junior, stay with us.
Junior: *Turns back to Penelope*
Penelope: Please remember that while you wanted to work with Lisa, Lisa can be very possessive. She wouldn't even really give you that much of a chance.
Toad: Why don't you stop that anyways?
Penelope: Because her results are absolutely perfect.
Toad: You pay us for a given assignment based on how much we contributed to the project. Lisa has a mediterranean style house she pays for without even blinking while Junior and I are barely making our house payments in the suburbs.
Junior: Alice has stopped expecting me to bring home enough since she knows it's out of my control. I do not want to come home with enough for all but a full house payment. She's the love of my life and I don't want her or my kids to suffer because of Lisa being a motherf#%#ing control freak!
Angelina: I consistently come to Robert's house to help him and my sister out since while the pay here is by no means bad, being able to actually contribute to projects allows for us to earn enough money to be able to save some money that isn't spent solely on groceries or bills.
Penelope: It's out of my hands.
Patrick: It's, uh, in your hands Pineapple! You're the boss, you roll the nickels!
Penelope: I just don't want the work to potentially be sloppy...
Junior and Toad: *Gasp and angrily stare at Penelope*
Pretend House Scene 5: "Love is Like a Battlefield"
Junior, Jeffy, Angelina, and Toad: *Walk down the street*
Junior: Can you believe her?
Jeffy: Sloppy?! The only thing that's sloppy is her handling of this!
Toad: Ayo, can we hang at your house?
Junior: Alice is making chicken and rice, so that could be work. She usually makes a bunch so it can last awhile.
Angelina: I'm going to be there for dinner anyways, so I'll be joining you three.
Junior: *Looks at her surprised* I didn't know you were coming over today
Angelina: I got a call from Alice. She said she wanted me to come over today. That's usually for a good reason, so I decided to go with it.
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Diddy: *Waves from the other side of the street* Namaste neighbor! How did that Rubix Cube presentation go?
Dixie: I heard you were really excited for it!
Junior: *Looks down with pure frustration* I don't want to talk to about it...
Jeffy and Toad: Same.
Diddy: C'mon my dude, don't leave the details out!
Junior: I said I don't want to talk about it!
Dixie: Hey you can't talk to my husband like that just because you had a bad day.
Junior: Oh really? Because last I checked, I didn't give a s#%#! *Turns to Diddy* Hey Diddy, your wife cheated on you with an Inkling!
Issac: That's not true...right mom?
Iris: *Says in a monotone voice while looking at her phone* Oh no, that can't be true..
Issac: *Pulls her phone out of her hand*
Iris: *Starts to tear up* Please tell me it i-isnt true mommy.
Junior, Toad, Angelina, and Jeffy: *Enter the house*
Dixie: Kids, you know how some people don't have an easy time having kids? Well, you needed someone like me and we needed someone like you two.
Bowser Household
Junior: *Enters the house with an livid expression strung across his face* I can't f#%#ing believe it!
Alice: *Walks up to Junior* Darling, what's the matter?
Junior: *Face softens* I just...had a bad day. Penelope cut me off of yet another project and she's enabling Lisa's overbearing work ethic. Penelope acts like she's a friendly boss, but she makes it so hard to like her.
Alice: *Groans* Oh brother...Robert, did you use dinosaurs again?
Junior: I, um, uh...
Angelina: He did.
Alice: *Gasps* Robert, why would you do that?!
Toad: Damn, you ratted him out!
Junior: *Winces* Poor choice of words there, Toad.
Alice: *Glares at Toad* She did what?!
Angelina: I'd much prefer it if you'd say dimed me out.
Alice: *Nods with a a smile* Mhm, that's the plain truth.
Junior: *Pulls popcorn out of nowhere and passes some to Jeffy* Glad the heats off of me. *Cups his mouth with one hand* It's 20xx, Toad! Hehehe...
Jeffy: Get s#%# on my boy!
Alice: *Turns to Junior* Now don't you think you're getting out of this mister. Lisa very well needs to change her work ethic, but you have to remember baby that you need to keep everything on track. You do so well when it's supposed to be dinosaurs, when it's trains, and when it's figurines like Funkos.
Angelina: Yeah, he tends to fixate on those things a little too much.
Junior: It's been that way since I was a kid, I just want to do things outside of it, but it's like the corners of my mind are in constant disagreement.
Alice: *Cups his face*
Junior: *Freezes up*
Alice: I understand, more than you could ever think. *Presses her forehead against Juniors* Remember that while we may fight and have disagreement; I will always be there to support and love you...Junie.
Junior: Um, uh, A-Alice.
Alice: *Pulls away and looks around to see everyone looking at her in surprise* *Blushes in embarrassment* Did I do something wr-wrong?
Toad: That just kind of felt like it stopped being acting.
Alice: *Starts stammering*
Angelina: *Hears her phone ringing and picks it up* Hello? Oh hi mum, wait...it's 8 PM?!
Joseph: Wow, we were at it for awhile.
Junior: It feels like we got into it in a way unlike ever before.
Cody: I think we should have gotten more Sally. I got like one line.
Joseph: The cast is a lot bigger now.
Cody: That's true.
Junior: Well, you guys should probably be on your way home soon since we didn't really plan on a sleepover and I doubt they'd just say yes. Just call your parents and make sure to get home safe. I heard Bubbles escaped prison recently. *Shivers*
Everyone but Junior, Toad, and Jeffy: *Shivers* I will.
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Living Room
Junior: So Toad, when are you going to release a new single?
Toad: Pretty soon.
Jeffy: The last one sucked.
Toad: Yeah, I know. *Awkwardly rubs the back of his neck with one hand* I will do better next time, I was just too busy banging your mom.
Junior: OH, SAVAGE!
Toad: Woo!
Jeffy: Damn it, I walked right into that.
Alice: *Sits down on the couch with the three*
Junior: *Looks at her in surprise* Oh hey Alice, what are you still doing here? I would've thought your folks would've picked you up by now.
Alice: My mum said the distance between here and the house isn't far, so she trusted me to walk home, but the dark scares me. She said I could stay the night if you'd let me.
Junior: Of course, it's not like I'm letting you go out there with Bubbles on the loose.
Alice: *Smiles warmly* Thank you, Junior. I will be sleeping on this couch right?
Junior: Oh no, that's not what's happening. I'll let you know when the time comes.
Junior and Jeffy's Room
Junior, Jeffy, and Alice: *Enter the room*
Junior: You will be sleeping with us.
Alice: Are you sure? I'm really okay with sleeping on the living room couch.
Junior: For sure, it's for the best since my dad doesn't know you're here. *Hands her a pair of mint green pajamas considering of a short sleeved shirt and shorts* You're about my size, so here you go, you can keep it by the way.
Alice: *Looks at it in amazement and looks back up at Junior* You're truly being so kind.
Junior and Jeffy: *Turn around*
Alice: *Switches out of the sundress and puts on the pajamas* This will be great to wear on the floor instead of a sundress or ballerina outfit.
Junior: *Turns back around* The floor? You have it all wrong, you're not sleeping on the floor.
Alice: I'm confused, there's two beds and Jeffy definitely isn't sharing nor that I would want to.
Jeffy: That's fair, I have night terrors and I often way up to them by punching the air.
Alice: Didn't know that, all the more reason I'm on the floor.
Junior: *Turns off the lights and grabs her by the hand*
Junior and Alice: *Jump into Junior's Thomas bed* You're sleeping with me tonight, you don't need to worry about the dark either since... *Points up at the ceiling*
Alice: *Looks up to see glow in the dark stickers on the ceiling* *Gains starry eyes* It's beautiful! *Pulls the blanket up to her and Junior's chests and happily sighs*
Jeffy: Goodnight lovebirds.
Junior and Alice: We are just friends! *Look at eachother and start chuckling*
Jeffy: *Lays his head down on his pillow* Whatever helps you sleep at- *Starts loudly snoring*
Alice: *Stifles a laugh by covering her mouth* *Looks at him with worry* You don't find this weird...right?
Junior: Find what weird?
Alice: It's just...we haven't known eachother long and we are a boy and girl in bed together after playing as husband and wife.
Junior: Let me tell you, everyone including Jeffy over there that I've been friends, I have gotten close with quickly. Jeffy and I met when it was game night days after he was dropped off at our front step and we've been like brothers ever since. Sure it hasn't been long, but that's okay since people like you and Angelina are unlike anyone I've met before. The people I've met are already changing me in ways I never thought were possible.
Alice: I suppose you're right. I am curious, do you have a crush on Angelina?
Junior: I...don't. I still really like Penelope. I can't say that won't change and I won't fall for another girl. The girls in my class are good people.
Alice: People is a stretch, I was only human for an episode of a TV show and a mouse every other breath I've taken.
Junior: *Chuckles* Goodnight *Yawns* Alice.
Alice: Actually, I'd prefer it that you call me Allie.
Junior: I...I like that.
SML Question: What is your way of expressing love?
And there you have it, now, as you can see it was over before the birthday party. The reason for this is due to the fact that this will not be a one and done within the Random Year universe. Every now and then, you will be getting a new entry in the Random Playtime series. So I can confirm that while this is the one playtime chapter of the Chill in The Night arc since the chapters planned are finalized, I can say that later down the line that Bowser Junior's Random Playtime 2 is confirmed. Be prepared since the next chapter is a different one but a different kind of different compared to this one: A Day in The Life of The Guy Family.
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