How do you feel about your family?
They're all idiots

What do you want from life?
to be left alone

If you were granted three wishes, what would you ask for?
1- to be left alone
2- that you would shut up
3- that the world's idiots would all shut up and leave me alone

What three things would you take to a Desert Island?
what kind of idiotic question is this???

In your relationship with others, how are you different with family than you are with friends? Why?
Like I said, they're all idiots...

How do you fall in love? At first sight? Over a long period?
this is a stupid question....

What parts of loving someone come easy for you? Hard?
this is also a stupid question.....

How do you decide if you can trust someone? Experience with others? with this person? First impressions? Intuition? Do you test the person somehow? Or are you just generally disposed to trust or not to trust?
I don't trust

When you walk into a room, what do you notice first? Second?
the exits and how I can get to them without being seen

When you walk into a room, what do you expect people to notice about you?
I don't.

Describe yourself to me.
go jump off a cliff

Is one sense more highly developed than another? (Are you more visual, or audial, etc, or do you rely on the famous sixth sense?)
I used to have eyes like a hawk, but life sucks....

What really moves you, or touches you to the soul?
you. Shutting up.

What do you consider are your strengths?
walking away.

What do you consider are your weaknesses?
somehow managing to get caught in conversation...

What do you consider your special talent?
sarcasm....

What do you wish your special talent was?
getting things to shut up....

What are you most proud of about your life?
i dunno, are you writing a book? Because I didn't authorize that....

Is there anything you've always wanted to do but haven't done? What would happen if you did it?
Yeah, get you to shut up! What's happen? I'd leave....

What's the worst thing you've ever done? Why?
trusted....

What are you most afraid of?
you, not shutting up....

What's the most important thing in your life?
None of your concern....

What do you value most?
also not your concern

How do you feel about your life right now?
Wow! You really need to know your boundaries.....

What, if anything, would you like to change?
......

If you could be an animal, what would it be?
.....what kind of idiotic childish question is this?! "What kind of animal would I want to be?" I'm a grown man!! Not some insolent child!! As you seem to be....