izuku: i am but an ignorant slut. *dramatically throws are over face*

katsuki: are you just now figuring that out or is it a restatement/re-acknowledgement?

izuku: nooooo. you're supposed to tell me that i'm not an ignorant slut and that i'm beautiful and amazing!

katsuki: but than i would be lying to my "oh so, beautiful and amazing boyfriend"

izuku: you know what kacchan? you're just an asshole and i'm going over to shochan's house, because he treats me well. *crosses arms*

katsuki: DONT YOU DARE GO OVER TO THAT HALF-AND-HALF BASTARDS HOUSE!

izuku: you can't stop me. *sashays away*