Hey yall.

So. I'm a person who is in love with puns. And if u tell me puns on a daily basis I will love u forever. But I can't make puns for sh*t. I suck at that.

I was thinking. Let me just try to make a few puns on here. I tried but honestly I failed. So I just searched up puns and I'm gonna be posting some on here for amusement.

Have fun :)

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Gouda is a brand/ type of cheese incase u don't know. This one killed me 😂😂😂

Hahaha 😂😂😂

Get it? 😂😂

Now for the ones without pictures...

1. Broken pencils are pointless.

2. I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

3. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ?
A thesaurus.

4. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

5. All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.
Police have nothing to go on.

6. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

7. Velcro - what a rip off!

8. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

9. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

10. PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

11. How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.

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Comment if u have any other puns that u would like to share.

Also we are almost at 300 views so thank you so much.❤❤❤

Have a great day / evening / night.

Much love

Tridha :)

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