Shawn Mendes Fan Girls be like:

Person: OMG. When I was 5 I got stitches.
Me: Really? *starts singing stitches in my head*

Person: Oh my lord! I found this new person on the Internet. His name is Shawn Mendes. I love him so much. He's my husband.
Me: Bitch what? You wanna repeat that again for me?

Me: Okay. When I go to meet Shawn Mendes I'm going to tell him the things I like most about him.

Also Me after I get to meet him: Shit I can't speak. What do I say. I forgot everything. Just look at him and smile and try not to freak out.

Person: Hi. I'm Alex. What's your name again?
Me: Huh?
Person: I don't know your name.
Me: *starts singing I don't even know your name and walks away*

Teacher: Shawn?
Me: OMG where?
*everyone stares at me while I look away awkwardly*
Sadly, this actually happened to me.

Me: Who's your celebrity crush?
Person: Shawn Mendes.
Me: Oh really? Can you do me a favor and spell his name for me?
Person: Sure! S-E-A-N
M-E-N-D-E-Z
Me: I'm sure Shawn prefers a person who can spell and knows their alphabets.

Person: I freaking love Shawn.
Me: Shawn who?
Person: Shawn Mendes
Me: Cool! I wonder if he has any siblings.
Person: Nah. He's an only child.
Me: *fake smiles and walks away*