I wanted to wait until National Banana Day to come back just to spite you al but things are pretty boring and online school kinda sucks

Ok so my cousin came to our house because his school is closed and the administration told him to "leave or else lol"

Anyway he's apparently a pro gamer basketball player...football... . hockey? Idk man but he be zoomin'.

Since he is a pro gamer he really wants to stay that way right? So he gotta get gud with his food and eat up right

So he tells us don't make him any carbs, but then he decides it's ok if he eats waffles everyday while using half of the maple syrup bottle. Either that or eat a protein shake smoothie with an obscene amount of honey

And then he tells my mom to not make any lasagna anymore. Not even the ones with eggplant instead of the lasagna pasta. Bro where is the logic

So anyway my cousin is the epitome of health and I aim to join him.

I don't think he hates bananas. I haven't seen him eat one but I'm waiting for the day he casually eats one.