Pre-note: wow. This was meant to be posted before the rewrite, so like almost a year ago👁👁 .

LOUIS - "Who am I?" "Louis is the leader!" "I should be a ladder bc i'm so tall." "No. Just... No."

Fxckboy_styles: 'tis me your child from Instagram and my question is what does is take to be a bitch ?

LOUIS: take no shit, but talk shit

platonicstylinson: You're so cute and small and precious, i want to put u in my pocket and never let u go

LOUIS: pocket of what brand of clothing? I hope it's Gucci

dramionegirl: When will you admit that you love that Tarzan of a boyfriend of yours and that you wanna have more blue eyed baby tarzans with him?

LOUIS: 👁🕳👁

fabiomclarry: would you leave Harry to spank your masterpiece (ass)?

LOUIS: I do not understand   Why spank my own ass when I have Harry?

stylesisthename101: leak harry's nudes

LOUIS: I only post them on Instagram ;^) [gaynotdesperate]

w0lvcs: Louis, what are you feelings on a lil bubie? 😶

LOUIS: babies are a lot of responsibility. Too much for my seventeen year old brain to handle.

aimhyourstruly:
— who's your fashion role model?
— CAN YOU PLEASE PULL A PRANK ON HARRY??

LOUIS: I literally cannot choose
LOUIS: and have him be a grumpy little bitch? Sign me the fuck up

LARRYmAkesMEgooeyy: Can you wear harry's oversized sweaters and lacy pink panties and tease hazzy boo?

LOUIS: ofc💁‍♀️ I would do this even if you didn't ask

handsome_Devil_:
— Ily, bitchouis. Can i Touch that fabulous Ass of yours?😶😌

LOUIS/bitchouis: unless u got some $$
— Do you dream of Harold and the Thing with your sock? I stan you, Queen btw❤️😌
LOUIS/bitchouis: thx bby <3 and dreams are sweet n fluffy. I have nightmares about harry fucking my Gucci sock

Wasssupsus: Omfg Ily so much Lou🌸💖 Spill the tea sis👀☕️ When you gonna swipe that V card? Also, you're very beautiful😍

LOUIS: I love u !! hOw DaRe u AsK mE, an angel, ThAt?!?!
HARRY: u know those kinds. angels in the streets and devils in the sheets ;^)

(^answered before the smut)

CutiePie131313:
— Do you think Harry is cute when he's jealous?
— What's your favorite thing about him? I love your sassiness you're so amazing

LOUIS: thx bby ur amazing 😉.  as bad as it sounds, I personally like when Harry's jealous bc he's fucking hot *sighs contently* and it shows how much he wants me but cough cough I wouldn't want him to fight someone for me — I want to fight for myself
LOUIS: I like how attentive he is. I get annoyed easily but with harry, I like being babied
LOUIS: not trying to romanticize abusive relationships (cough cough cough) but I like the feeling of being wanted — and as those people would say : why be jealous if you'll never lose me?

DameeAngelaHopeHall: When are you planning on having your first time with harry?

LOUIS: just did💅

prettyinstyles28:
— when are you gonna say i love you
— When are you gonna let harry eat you out?
— WOULD U EVER TOP? i'm laughing imagining that

LOUIS: go away
LOUIS: harry has ate me out like twice🍑👅
LOUIS: WhEn PiGs FlY (lol if u r active on ig and follow d***y or p***be, u should know what this means)

SlytherinclawQueen: Hi Louis my question is do you love Harry? Love You, you are a queen

LOUIS: hi bby *avoids eye contact* I—I really like him

leuchtendegedanken:
— boo, that's not a question but you're such a queen
— what do you want to be your first time to be like? i mean, you and haz are pretty kinky, but would you want it to be romantic vanilla sex or lovely kinky sex or like a mix of bitch?
— BOTH OH GOD I MEANT BOTH NOT BITCH FCKN AUTOCORRECT
can you pretend (!) to shave harry's hair?

LOUIS: mix of a bitch
LOUIS: harry already made my first time pretty sweet. it might be weird that i preferred a bit of kinks for my first time but it's what i wanted and i like being babie
LOUIS: only if i can actually shave a lil bit afterward

DaddyToplinson: Bitch

LOUIS: well you are what you eat
HARRY:
LOUIS:
HARRY:
LOUIS: wait

brooooskie: You're such a queen boo

LOUIS: thank

nohomostylinson: What are you and Harry dressing up as for Halloween ??????? V important

LOUIS: i don't know yet. pls send ideas !! i don't trust harry's peanut brain and my pea sized brain

Princessluv_Mya: Are you starting to fall in love with Harry?

LOUIS: i can see myself loving him

loveubluelou: Wyd

LOUIS: just sitting here answering these questions. i'm hungie

UnicornRider584: ARE YOU GONNA CHEAT ON HARRY?

LOUIS: what on earth NO

liamishalfmyheart: How does it feel to have Harry wrapped around your finger? You're such a powerful queen

LOUIS: it feels nice. but he also (kind of) has me wrapped around his finger (sometimes even literally). our feelings are mutual
HARRY: we've discussed it

-ashleyy-: i stan that ass

LOUIS: should i have insurance on my bottom

MEverdeen17: How do we become such a wonderful yet powerful queen as yourself?

LOUIS: i think it's all about being comfortable in your own skin and being confident. anyone can be a queen :^)

_nofookingway_:
— you should buy harry lots of socks for christmas
— I need some bdsm shitt so when's that gonna happen?

LOUIS: i was planning on getting him socks from his fave brands like gucci and, i know this might be surprising, but harry is a chanel hoe. he will raid my closet just to force me to dress up for him. he's so sweet.
LOUIS: maybe christmas with some ribbons ;^)

anniebrookesadler11: you always reply to me on ig but don't follow me, explain sis 😌

LOUIS: i don't follow a lot of people, i need that skinny ratio. watch me stop replying to you now

nineteenninetyone: What's your favorite thing about harry? Also you slay Queen Bitch

LOUIS: i really like how understanding he is. it's comforting to be able to be myself around him. very very nice feeling. thanks hoe.

real_liam_payne: What's the funniest/weirdest thing you've seen Harry do when he thought no one was looking.

LOUIS: probably when we were in Hawaii. i left the room to get something to eat but when i got back, he was dancing very wildly to shania twain. i watched for a bit but then he started to grind on things in the room. i was going to stop him but i ended up joining in and we were both dancing to shania twain.

amandaloveslarry: How do you feel about the sexual encounters you've had with Harry so far?You know Harry's trying to stop being jealous of what's his fave for you , right?

LOUIS: i mean, he's my first for everything. he hasn't done anything bad... so far. i trust him many much
LOUIS: what does that last question mean
OBAMA: like i know.
LOUIS: should i just leave because I don't know what to say?
OBAMA: yeah, let's take my helicopter to the mall. Gucci is having a sale
LOUIS: that means harry is there
OBAMA: i told you, that was a one time thing
LOUIS:
LOUIS: wait what

tropiclarries: What's your favorite thing about Harry?Do you think you could Marry Harry? And if you do can I come to the wedding?

LOUIS: i want to scoop out his eyeballs and make them into earrings bc they're so pretty
LOUIS: i don't know if i could stand him for the rest of my life but i like a challenge
LOUIS: everyone is invited to my wedding. just don't come dressed in anything from D&G. stefano can suck my dick.
HARRY: wtf happened
LOUIS: google his name and Instagram and read the articles
HARRY:
HARRY: oh
LOUIS:
HARRY: so no dolce and gabbana ever. fuck D&G

BiteThePillow: Let's smoke weed together and not tell frog❤

LOUIS: oki

lashtongiggles_: Hey Lou, sassed any bitches today?What do you admire most about Harry?

LOUIS: i did. i sassed harry and he ended up spanking me
LOUIS: he has really nice hands. huge. cup be perfectly

louiet92: Louis, what is something you are very passionate about? Btw I'm Faith💚💙      When will you and has have sex??

LOUIS: i love clothes. a lot a lot. i'll be a stylist some day if i don't end up being a trophy husband.
LOUIS: uh, my asshole has been breached.

LarryInPanties: I know you leave being in control, but plz do some subspace shit with harry

LOUIS: ew of course, queen abigail

skullhippie: What is something harry does we don't know about?

LOUIS: he eats bananas in front of me to kill me

peachyloueh: How did u get so comfortable with yourself? xx

LOUIS: as cliche as it sounds, i realized that if i didn't love myself, i couldn't expect anyone else to. i started with myself and did what made me happy and what made me feel beautiful.
WHOLE UNIVERSE: aww

bottomlouehh: hello baby how are you so cute? also, any kinks that we don't know of;)) x

LOUIS: *blushes* i'd say i'm hot and cute. like a cupcake
LOUIS: 0-0

zylinson: Teach me how to be bitchy. Also, how do you know of a guy has a crush on you? Want to know it from the queen

LOUIS: just don't take shit and truly believe you are better than anyone else
LOUIS: i think it's about how they act around you but i'm DONE with reading signals. if you like me, fucking tell me, i'm not putting energy to decode your signals to see if you like me or not. fucking hate it when people bead around the bush
HARRY: hi i love you
LOUIS: 😳

_cigarettrs: will you come to my sweet 16

LOUIS: yes. but it probably passed bc these questions have been answered so late 0-0
JASMINE: shut up. you have no clue how much i had to reread and rewrite-
LOUIS: next question!

playboymembersonly: mom, whats ur favorite lingerie brand?

LOUIS: savage x fenty

HARRY - "I swear if someone asks me about socks-" "Shut up, you're all talk." "ShUt Up YoU'rE aLl TaLk." "Oh yeah, mock me bc you have nothing better to say." "Oh YeAh, MoCk Me bC-"

Fxckboy_styles: Louis pregnant ?

HARRY: what kind of first question is this

dramionegirl: On a scale to Louis' socks to Louis' ass, how much does the idea of Louis pregnant with your baby(-ies) turn you on?

HARRY: i'd say a nice view of louis' ass when he's bent over. baby fever is uncurable

fabiomclarry: when will you spank Louis? im sorry I have a kink for spanking

HARRY: i've spanked him. you all just don't know bc you weren't there
NIALL: i was
HARRY: i know. did the video come out good?
NIALL: couldn't really hear louis' moans
HARRY: i'll tell him to be louder next time
HARRY & NIALL: watch out pornhub. here comes larry

stylesisthename101: why do you feel the need to put sass the sass masta from doncasta

HARRY: ...

w0lvcs: Harry, will you at least buy Louis some new socks after you've used them all? 😅

HARRY: fuck you

.handsome_Devil_: Do you Like it to fuck socks?🤔

HARRY: fuck you too

@ LOUIS: hi harry

HARRY: let me fuck you

Wasssupsus: HAIIII HAZ😁💚 When you gonna give Lou that vitamin D?👀

HARRY: hi . louis has had his dose of v.d.

kaitQB: When are you proposing to my son? P.S:  i would love you as a son-in-law Kissy

HARRY: i'm only 19
NIALL: they used to have kids at like 13 bc everyone died in their 30s
HARRY: wait really
NIALL: yeah. that means you're way behind
HARRY: *standing up and running away* Louis!

CutiePie131313: What didn't you like about Ioane when you first met him even up to this day?

HARRY: he eye dated my boyfriend. i'm a jealous son of a bitch
LOUIS: you're also an arrogant son of a bitch

DemeeAngelaHopeHall: When do you think you'll have sex with Lou for the first time?

HARRY: *sweats* uh. i breached his asshole already

prettyinstyles28: when are you gonna dick down lou?

HARRY: he is no longer pure

leuchtendegedanken: why would you fûck a sock (when you have lou)?how bout you telling some good jokes dad?

HARRY: LeAvE mE aLoNE wItH tHe SoCkS. no dad jokes for you now.

DaddyToplinson: Did you really get a "L" tattoo?

HARRY: omg what when
HARRY: did i really
HARRY: wack
LOUIS: wtf how are there three of you
HARRYS: *in unison* foursome time

alwayslou28: When are you going to marry Louis?

HARRY: when dogs bark
DOG: woof
HARRY: close enough *gets on one knee* oh Louis!

brooooskie: Are y'all moving in together or nah

HARRY: there is no house with enough closet space

nohomostylinson: Did your Gucci campaign give you any free socks so you don't have to use Louis' anymore?

HARRY: i'm going to rob you and eat your favourite movie

UnicornRider584: You can have my sock If you want hun ❤️

HARRY: fuck you hoe

reallymature: How do you go about eating the booty like groceries?

HARRY: i think of kale and bananas. healthy things to motivate me
LOUIS: health nut

liamishalfmyheart: Have you found Louis' socks yet?

HARRY: i'm so close to leaving

-ashleyy-: frog

HARRY: bitch

MEverdeen17: Are you and Lou planning to dress up for Halloween together again?

HARRY: yes !! we don't know what to dress up as yet but i want us to be matchie matchie

_nofookingway__: fuckk any socks lately?

HARRY: ok goodbye.

nineteenninetyone: How do you feel about Louis' sass rubbing off on you?

LOUIS: uh, harry actually left so i'll take over until he comes back from throwing his tantrum
LOUIS: i think harry is getting quite sassy so everything is a competition now. it's great
LOUIS: i don't know how to answer for him *pout*

amandaloveslarry: Do you know everything about Lou or no? What would you like to know about him?

HARRY: i'm only back because louis pouted. ok. ok.
HARRY: i don't know everything about him and i want to know everything but we'll get there.

BiteThePillow: How's the air up there?How many squats a day to have an ass like that?

HARRY: it's fine. ask louis how it is staring at everyones asses and dicks bc hes so small
LOUIS: *kicks harry in the balls*
HARRY: AJSAC FKJBI497890';5;'.';I';.8';.5
LOUIS: try squatting now

lashtongiggles_:
— *makes sure Louis hid all his socks* good evening Harold
— When did you realise you liked Lou?
— What was the first thing that caught your eye about him?

HARRY: *breathes heavily* no answer for you bc of the socks. leave me ALONE
LOUIS: ha!

louiet92:
— HOw have you been?How are you and your socks doing? Is the link doing well?What other links do you have??
— Kink**

LOUIS: harry is still mad. he's a kinky mother fucker so those handcuffs are somewhere in his room. i don't know what other kinks

LarryInPanties: Harry's sock kink 👉🏻😎👉🏻

HARRY: i'm letting this slide bc you're kimchi's real mother
KIMCHI: way to expose yourself bitch
EVERYONE: 0-0
KIMCHI: uh- meow

skullhippie: You should put a gag on louis and "teach" him to not be rude 😉  Seriously though you guys are as close to a relationship I'm getting apparently.

HARRY: i will do that. you'll find someone someday, uh, skullhippie

playboymembersonly: fav thing about mom?

HARRY: um
HARRY TO HARRY: say his eyelashes
HARRY: what
HARRY TO HARRY: call him chop suey
HARRY: that's not his name. why would i do that
HARRY TO HARRY: you gotta
HARRY: my favourite thing about chopsuey is his eyelashes

Cyootie91: Hi i love you sm lol 😂 and be my daddy... kidding

HARRY: ok

h_s_94: WE DONT BULLY YOU FROG AND HOW ARE YOU? HOW YOU EATING WELL??? 😡😡😡

HARRY: finally, someone kind. i'm well, thank you for asking. i'm eating veggies, fruits and louis, i'd say my diet is very good at the moment.

@laarryyyy: *i would just make Harry answer this but I already did😔*

NIALL - "Hi Niall-" "I have daily threesomes with my boyfriends." "-How are you..." "Thoroughly stretched."

Killache000: I love you! When's the Larry sex tape coming?

NIALL: i'll post the link when it's live

stylesisthename101: leak the larry sex tape

NIALL: here's a sneak peek

CutiePie131313: How's Niamyn goin? And if you had to choose out of Zayn and Liam who would you choose?

NIALL: ah my boyfriends are the best. i will not choose between them, you uncultured swine

leuchtendegedanken:
— who tops
— how's z and l doing? the relationship going good? you all being happy?
— how u doin ma dood

NIALL: well.. i'm a bottom so... you know who tops. i've very happy. we're all very happy. thank

nohomostylinson: How does it feel to be Captain Larry™️

NIALL: the breeze is good up here. an unbothered larrie i am.

liamishalfmyheart: Can you leak the Larry sex tape?

NIALL: yes

-ashleyy-: one thing you want someone else to buy you

NIALL: a planet

MEverdeen17: You. Me. Nandos?

NIALL: oki.

_nofookingway__: marry me???

NIALL: sure

nineteenninetynine: Will you give us the Larry sextape?

NIALL: yes

amandaloveslarry: Niall? Can we go on a date and eat all the nandos In The world? Then get married?

NIALL: yes

lashtongiggles_: Hi boo, how are you? Are you drinking enough water?

NIALL: YES I AM
LOUIS: why are you yelling
NIALL: I'M NOT
LOUIS: yes you are
NIALL: *takes out a towel* i drank too much water and it got in my ears so now i'm loud. sorry
LOUIS: what the hell blondie

LarryInPanties: my baby angel snowflake.

NIALL: *bows* the queen abigail

skullhippie: Niall. Lowkey but highkey you should dom zayn and liam. Just saying. Just putting it out there. Wear high heals

NIALL: omg power bottom. i'll leave the heels to louis.

brooooskie: Can I keep you Niall?

NIALL: k but i'll need wifi to upload the sextape

ZAYN - "Okay, the door is locked, the windows shut, he's handcuffed to the- where the hell did he go?"

platonicstylinson: How does it feel to be the most beautiful human on earth?

ZAYN: i love it.

stylesisthename101: stop being hot asshole

ZAYN: no.

CutiePie131313:
— Are you happy with Niall and Liam? And which do you live more?
— Niall and Liam or your beauty products? Love you
— *love not live

ZAYN: liam and niall keep my skin glowy. two bird with one stone. love you too

leuchtendegedanken: do you like louis' style? how's life going? why are u so fûcking pretty?

ZAYN: i do. i'm happy that louis is happy wearing what he wants. life is well. ask jesus
JESUS: aye dude idk. u just kind of came out so beautiful. there was nothing i could do

KatrinaHall4: Why are you so pretty

ZAYN: jesus?
JESUS: i may have spilled a bit too much of beauty into your test tube

nohomostylinson: Have u ever gone to Coachella it seems like something you'd do also if you have please tell us what you wore !! was it James Charles' half ass pants

ZAYN: i would go but you know... anti-marijuana stuff
LOUIS: also anti-lgbt
ZAYN: oh yeah of course. can't forget about the gays... but weed. you know

liamishalfmyheart: Gotta Zayn

ZAYN: *alreadu zayned*

-ashleyy-: would you shave you're head for louis

ZAYN: *suddenly bald* wtf
LOUIS: *holding razor and shaving cream* oh i though this said for me to shave your head. oops?

POLICE: care to explain
ZAYN: yeah... his whole closet just ransacked... idk how
LOUIS: my one of a kind chanel! oh my gucci! where the fuck is my prada!
ZAYN: *blinks* he's so spoiled. he doesn't know he has a whole other closet
POLICE: is that one robbed as well
ZAYN: duh
POLICE:
ZAYN: *zayns*

MEverdeen17: What kind of clothes/fashion you think is pretty trendy rn?

ZAYN: def those high-waisted wide dress pants

_nofookingway__: how tf are you so gorgeous?

ZAYN: ask jesus, wait where did he go

nineteenninetyone: How are you doing today?

ZAYN: i'm well

amandaloveslarry: How's life going so far love?

ZAYN: lovely

BiteThePillow: Stop going bald all the FUCKING time.Eat your veggies. You're getting thin

ZAYN: -_-

lashtongiggles_: Hi Z are you doing well? Slay any hoes lately?

ZAYN: always slaying hoes

LarryInPanties: can we get high together?

ZAYN: are you legal

skullhippie: -_- stop with ur face

ZAYN: -__- no

LIAM - "I'll get a perm if Louis is nice to me." "You'd look like a used toilet brush with a perm." "Okay then..."

platonicstylinson: My underrated baby:( love u

LIAM: 👁👄👁

Killache000: Your very pretty btw. Do you love Niall and Zayn?

LIAM: thanks. don't put me on the spot wtf

stylesisthename101: i love you

LIAM: ditto

CutiePie131313: How is you? How is Niamyn doing? How's it like being a tough teddy bear?

LIAM: i'm well. we are well. it is well.

prettyinstyles28:
— CHOKE ME WITH YOUR MUSCLES
— CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK

LIAM: reported. blocked.

leuchtendegedanken: da payne train doin good?

LIAM: yes

KatrinaHall4: Can i hug you?

LIAM: yes you can

-ashleyy-: hello father who art in heaven if you were a carpenter what would you build for zayn and niall

LIAM: an exclusive clubhouse where only gays are allowed

MEverdeen17: Have you seen Infinity War yet?

LIAM: yes... i'm still sad.

nineteenninetyone: You better not hurt Niall or Zayn or I'll fight you

LIAM: damn ok

amandaloveslarry: I love you and I want to know if you've been doing okay ?

LIAM: i have. thank you. ily

BiteThePillow: You are my Squishy baby and no one else's.

LIAM: oki

lashtongiggles_: Lima bean how's your day going? Do you need a cuddle?

LIAM: i'm fine. yes pls and thanks.

LarryInPanties: PAYNE TRAIN 😫😤😤💦😊👅😤😭👏🏻🙌🏻

LIAM: yes

skullhippie: Hey you should make a band with these guys

LIAM: what would we even be called?
LOUIS: louis and his sexy hoes
NIALL: i like that one
HARRY: one direction
WHOLE WORLD: liars.

ME - "Now, I sit in each chair, switching to ask myself a question and I will not get tired." "Do you need help?" "Woah, omg you look like me." "I am you." "Wow-" "Okay, can you stop jumping from seat to seat, I'm trying to braid Harry's hair and you're moving so much that he's watching you like a moth to a flame."

platonicstylinson:
— I'm tryna ask good questions because i love u😩😩1
— If you were a member of 1d, who would you be for a day? And who do you relate to most?
— Do you write chapter by chapter?
— What is your favourite book to read? (On here and irl)
— What is your favourite book to write?

ME: hi bby !!! i'd be niall i think. just watch larry up close and personal. i think i relate to louis the most, i make a lot of jokes but not bad jokes like someone else.
HARRY: are you real life subtweeting me
ME: anyway, i do write chapter by chapter. hence why updates come so sparse 0-0 i really like Who's Joking by you, On His Knees as well as other fics by Stylinson_Larryxx. i really enjoyed Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom so i'm reading his books now. (also love is a mixtape by rob sheff.)

Killache000: Your amazing!!! Can I have a puppy? I love you! Who's our father?

ME: thank you. i would like to help you name the puppy. i impregnated myself.

stylesisthename101: where did you get the idea to write this?

ME: there were no bitchy crack louis fics. there was one i loved but i think it was deleted. so i just wrote one myself. i have a wild imagination and this fic is a home for all that. just an easy read.

w0lvcs: MOTHER JASMINE, ARE YOU WELL? HAVE YOU DRANK ENOUGH WATER TODAY? HAVE YOU HAD A SNACK? HAD A CAT NAP? THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. But also what is something that motivates you to write and gives you that drive to finish your works? :3

ME: HELLO i am well, thank you for asking. i am trying to drink lots of water bc i'm currently sweating. it's too late for me to eat now (5:02am) bc i'll be going to bed after this. i'll sleep long enough, no naps needed during the day.
ME: i think just having incompleted works is enough motivation. i don't like doing things half assed and when i start something, i like to finish it bc then what's the point in starting in the first place.

LARRYmAkesMEgooeyy: Hi jasmine....How are you? Are you drinking and eating? Are you resting?

ME: hello darling. i'm well. i'm drinking water (i really only drink water) and still kind of pick the veggies out of my plate. i'll be going to sleep soon.

Wasssupsus: HAIIII JAS I love you so much and this story is so amazing

ME: hi there. i love you as well. thank you very much.

CutiePie131313: Hewwo! I love this book it seriously makes me happy. How is Niamyn doing? How is Larry doing? How are you doing? Are you good? This book literally makes me laugh with Louis and his sass and Harry with his sometimes witty but mostly half asses attempts at being sassy back. Then there's the girls where my favorite part was "who tops" that made me laugh. Also The three lovebirds. What's gonna happen with them? A lot of questions I know but thank you so much because I love this book and I love you for writing it

ME: hi there ! thank you for reading :^) the boys and the boyfriends are fine. i'm doing fine as well. i'm good.
ME: i'm glad you are enjoying this story so much, it's lots of fun to write and i'm happy to make you laugh. i've not got a clue about the future of the three boys. thank you very much for reading. i love you as well.

leuchtendegedanken: what do you think: are larry still together, married, was there a break, who's freddie's father, has he got an l tattoo, do larry still talk, was l on the dunkirk set and at concerts?  I KNOW MANY QUESTIONS
mummy, i love your writing

ME: thank you very much. i think larry are still together. fucking canyon moon with it's two week rule, fucking defenceless & habit and fucking princess park. there might have been a break somewhere in their relationship but you know, they're still going strong *-* i have nothing to say about b*bygate. larry has to still talk if they see each other and kiss all the time. you know, they kiss in the kitchen like it's a dancefloor. i don't know about l on the dunkirk set bc of his tattoo but to be fair, that pic was taken with a microwave. L was def at some concerts, H closed down a hotel pool and like two floors, L's shadow, H's lovey dovey eyes, why else would he make heart eyes at the VIP box when C (ew) was backstage or in the crowd.
ME: i stay an unbothered larrie. no weak larries allowed.

Bedazzled_Blue94: I love almost all of your stories❤ This is my favorite one and please never stop writing. You're really talented and a good person too. You're my favorite person on wattpad❤ I Love You

ME: i love you too. thank you for your support :^) i'm not looking to stop wirting any time soon so :^D you're very sweet, thank you for your kind words.

playboymembersonly: yo yo yo i just wanna say thank you for all of your help with things, im so proud of you and i love you so much. xoxo kmart
ME: hi kmart. you are welcome :^) thank you. i love you too.

brooooskie: Thank you for doing what you do, I love you're work and you 💞💞💞

ME: thank you for reading and supporting my works and myself. i love you as well.

UnicornRider584: THANKS FOR MAKING MY LIFE MORE INTERESTING 😊 also i almost ate a living spider, I accidentally chewed it and the spat it out send help

ME: thank you for reading !!!! i'm glad to make your life interesting. ok no thanks i cannot handle bugs. but if you turn into spider person, pls come so we can swing through the city

liamishalfmyheart: I'm so happy I read this fic because it's probably my favorite Larry fic

ME: aw thank you !!!

-ashleyy-: hello mama do you still love me ):

ME: yes !

crisma19: Hi! What's your favourite Larry's fic?  Te amo!!!!

ME: oh geez. I can't choose !! maybe the Numb series by happilylarry on ao3. really love their works. or the sweetheart series by Payneslittlewhoran also on ao3. omg seducedbycurls is amazing. i read mostly on ao3 bc you can filter there and find the perf fic. love you too

MEverdeen17: Hi Mom I miss talking to you! How are you doing? How's school and just life in general? How's your family? I hope everything and everyone is doing okay! I love you!

ME: hi daughter ! i am terrible with texting (by the time this is posted, idk if i would have texted you back yet) i'm well. i'm in the middle of semesters now so i'm just resting. life is good, so is the family. thankyou. love you

_nofookingway__: hi mom😌 who's your least favorite character in this book?

ME: i would say one of the antagonists but i'll be honest, it's niall bc he hasn't been on instagram in so long.... waste of an email..
NIALL: *cries*

Killache000: Ok, I got one, if you meet a Directioner in person, does that automatically make you friends, also love your book my the way, you awsome

ME: thank you. i think it depends if they hate on the other boys, the fandom is so merp and i would be firends with them if they didn't hate on any of the other boys.

amandaloveslarry: I love you , enough said

ME: i love you too !

lashtongiggles_: What's your favourite part about this book?HI WOW I LOVE YOU

ME: i think the hawaii vacation. i love you too

louiet92: Mother! How do you write so well? And how do you get these story ideas? I needs the detes... Also keep up the great work

ME: omg i don't know. i get ideas from mainly music, i think about person A and person B (i guess larry) in the story that the song is telling. it's magical in my brain.

LarryInPanties:
— YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE WRITER OF ALL TIME
\_(^•^)_/ - this is my question
— jasiboo I love you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so muchie

ME: hi aboo !!! i love you so much. i love big head and kimchi as well.

brooooskie: Suh dude

ME: sup

h_s_94: Um im from the gc and I love you and what inspired you to write this??

ME: oh yes, the groupchats that tend to die quickly. i love you too. i think memes and stuff. you know, the crack stuff.

@Harold_loves_lou: *you are special bc you get a picture instead😌*

ME: howdy child !! I love you as well. Hehe yes I am.
— I have kiwi, (my succulent named catticus died), Florence, flaxen, toffee, (tiny baby cactus named summer died), (my succulent part.2 named Madonna died), and now I have another cactus. Comment what you think I should name it 😌

MAISIE aka "tammy, petra" - "I'm Tammy. I'm chic."

platonicstylinson: Wassup petra?

MAISIE: i'm tammy now, hoe

@ someone... : *there was a rude comment here. goodbye negativity. we don't need you.*

leuchtendegedanken: how much did they pay you to act this good honey?

MAISIE: *leans close* a lot

IOANE - "Just a chill guy, I guess. Uh, I like to paint." "You don't deserve the hate you get." "Why are you petting me like that-" "Shhh."

dramionegirl: Do you still like Louis and would take up any chance of sweeping him off his feet presented to you ? (If yes too bad he is Harry's!)

IOANE: i just feel like louis is someone easy to get along with. i wouldn't take him from harry, wouldn't even think about that. i don't have any feelings for him, and him and harry are good for each other
*in the distance, Harry and Louis argue about Louis not eating veggies, turns phsyical, Louis kicks Harry in the balls and runs away*
IOANE: sometimes good for each other.

aimhyourstruly: why are you still relevant to this story?? my Larry ship feels like it's finna sink

JASMINE: be more kind to him. i like him.
IOANE: well... thanks.

louiet92:
Can I ask *maisie* to go suck a freaking dogs dic k and stay away from Harry? Thank you very much💅

IOANE: no comment

LILY - "My job application should have putting up with Louis' shit bc it takes so much skill and training."

HarryIsMyMedicine: what are ur thoughts on larry

LILY: it's real as fuck.

JUDE AND PATTY — "The best moms ever."

leuchtendegedanken: how could the both of you manage to birth such beautiful sons? honestly though mums

JUDE & PATTY: we're just too elite *sips wine and flips their hair*

WHALE — "I just be whaling. Whaling, whaling."

brooooskie: wazzup

WHALE: *squirts*

THE GUCCI SOCK — *expensive sock noise*

leuchtendegedanken: how was the feeling? Did you like it? Are you sad, mad, aggressive, happy, anything?

GUCCI SOCK: i'm very traumatized. i don't know how that thing fit in Louis' ass *cries* it scared me terribly. i'm going to throw myself in the washing machine and hope for the best.

KYLIE JENNER - "Riiise and shiiinnee."

leuchtendegedanken: why's your makeup so expensive bitch?

KYLIE JENNER: gotta make that cheese

OBAMA — "Hello-" "HEADLINE: "OBAMA HID GAY LIFESTYLE TO BE PRESIDENT! Marriage to Michelle IS A SHAM! He had sex with THIS MAN!"

leuchtendegedanken: did Harry and you really fûck in your private jet?

OBAMA: is the sky beautiful?
SKY: i-i don't know
OBAMA: is it a pretty pink?
SKY: omg, Obama, you're making me blush
OBAMA: exactly. Skybama is real. Hobama sucks.

DaddyToplinson: what does Harry tastes like?

OBAMA: hairy

KatrinaHall4: Is Hobama real???

OBAMA: skybama is the way to go

liamishalfmyheart: I'm the biggest Hobama shipper, notice me please daddy Obama

OBAMA: where would you ship this, Hobama?

-ashleyy- : Obama please cum back i miss you

OBAMA: America is.... doomed. sad

_nofookingway__: how are you so beautiful babygirl😩?!??

OBAMA: omg !
SKY: *punches _nofookingway__*
OBAMA: my hero!
*OBAMA & SKY kiss and get married*

brooooskie: Obama is my father

SKY: you didn't tell me you had k-kids! *floats away*
OBAMA: wait SKY !

JELLYBEAN - "Sweet bean, sweet bean. I be so bean you can't bean."

justdeshaun01: I'd like to ask the jellybean if I could borrow $20?

JELLYBEAN: idk man. the world is tough for a jellybean like me.

DAVID DOBRIK - *insert catchphrase here*

nohomostylinson: can I be your new best friend

DAVID DOBRIK: i'm giving away a tesla-

??? - ???

UnicornRider584: More niamyn?!❤️

- maybe

YaoiGirl111: I have a question for me:
— Why am I still single at 21?

Howdy everyone ! This was the character ask part 3 for 600k !! I hope everyone enjoyed this. It's always fun to do these.

Anyways before I go to sleep (now it's 5:19am as I'm editing this) I have some questions for you:

Me to You:

1) blink in case u forgot

2) did you drink water today and eat veggies?

3) did you turn off lights you're not using? What about faucets?

4) have you thanked the bees for everything we have today?

5) ! fave part of this story so far?

6) recommendations for some scenes/outfit brands

7) don't forget to take care of yourself. ok. ok.

8) remember, do what makes you happy and don't hurt anyone

9) do you like memes

10) ...maybe.... follow....me on.... twitter.... @/benicegivelove ........