helloo, welcome to the character ask part two.. i just looked and there were 226 comments on where i asked for questions so let's get started

p.s this is from the most recent comments to the very first comments and all will be answered so idk how long this part will be

and i typed all the usernames by hand i KNOW THERE ARE MISTAKES

Me — "What's your title?" "Jasmine, author, mother of all of you, the true inspiration for Louis "the bitch" Tomlinson in Bite Me."

ThatBoredGal: How are you such a great and awesome author? Fav song from each album? Have you seen OT5 together? Fav color? Ships?

Me: I was born this way bby.
Me: UAN: Moments, TMH: I Would, MM: Something Great, FOUR: No Control, MITAM: I Want To Write You A Song
Me: I've only seen them during OTRA (but as solo acts, I saw Niall, Harry and I'm going to see Niall again) BUT WHEN LOUIS GOES ON TOUR you bet I'm going to be there too
Me: I like green. I fucking cruise Larry and I genuinely, seriously think they're in a relationship, side Ziam too and that's about it

Kahlen2829: How are you so awesome ? How are you ? What's your favourite album (1d)? What other music do you hear ? What's your favourite show or youtuber? Any favourite movies ? Love this book ❤❤

Me: I honestly don't know. I'm well, I'm good, I'm ok.
Me: I really love MM bc all the songs on there are bops. I listen to a lot of Lana Del Rey, Kacey Musgraves, and King Princess as of right now.
Me: I love Family Guy but don't watch much of YouTube. My fave movie is probably any Avengers movie or White Chicks. Thanks bby.

MEverdeen17: I miss you mom ❤️ I hope everything is going well!

Me: miss u too bby and it is :^)

-GLITTERLARRY: Do you already know the ending of this book or are you going with the flow ?

Me: I have the layout for the ending written out and I know exactly what's going to happen. (Hint: some of you might have to read the sequel for some closure bc it will be a direct continuation from the end of this story.)

lourry_Or_Larry: You're amazing and thank you for everything YOURE AN ICONIC QUEEN 👑

Me: no thank you for reading bitch

Bebe_Loueh: WHY are you so cool and your stories so cool and you love Lana and djdhdgsidbsksk Wtf is my life

Me: boi idk n thanks bby. I do love Lana, yes. What is your life?

LarryInPanties: How did you become such an amazing author? xx -aboo

Me: oohhh abooo helloo! I don't know omg i<3u

bitchylou: how do you stay motivated to write? and how tf do you think of all these amazing scenes, like honestly u have me crying

Me: I just don't want to leave anything unfinished and I write everything down as soon as I think it so I don't forget it. Lol you should see how many drafts I have saved.
Me: most of the scenes for this story are just random scenarios I think of but some of them actually happened to me. Don't cryy

SignOfTheLarries: Which is your favourite season ? P.S. YOU ARE AWESOME AND I LOVE SO MUCH BEAUTIFUL!❤️❤️

Me: I like summer. You're awesome too bitch I love u gorgeous.

sweetlikelarry: Should I get a divorce to marry you again ?

Me: yes

sweetlikelarry: How tall are you ? I can't marry a taller person,

Me: I'm like 5"1

sweetlikelarry: How much do you love me ?

Me: a latte

sweetlikelarry: How do you manage being so handsome and all ?

Me: I do sacrifices every night to stay gorgeous

sweetlikelarry: Will you marry me for the 8th time ?

Me: yes

sweetlikelarry: THANK YOU MADAME

Me: u welcome bitch

leuchtendegedanken: CAN YOU PLEEEEEASE MAKE THIS STORY MPREG AND CAN YOU PLEEEEEEASE HUG MEE

Me: ThE sEqUeL wILL bE MpREg. Yes I will hug u come here

BiteThePillow: Jaz when are you planning to marry me?

Me: now

loumakeshazzastrong: Have you already thought an ending? Or you're going to improvise?

Me: I already have an ending And it will be PER-FECT

KatrinaHall4: I love you💕😭

Me: love u too bby

HarryxLouis4Life: Why are you so lovable and amazing? 💜💗

Me: u makin me all soft wtf

crisma19: Why are you so perfect? 💖 Why do you start to write Larry Fanfics? 💙💚 Tell me your favourite Larry moment :)

Me: u r so sweet omg I started bc there weren't any stories with the storylines I wanted to read — like this one, I don't see much bitchylouis but a lot of soft, delicate, squishy louis WHICH IS JUST AS GOOD but sometimes I have this thirst for bitchylouis k
Me: when harry latched onto louis' neck during that one interview like he owned his ass

EndySami: How are you always motivated to write? Ily by the way

Me: I find it calming and i just love reading everyone's comments so the more I update, the more comments I get to read. Ilyt bby

amandaloveslarry: How does writing help you in life?

Me: it just helps bc it's fun, it's a hobby and a way to meet new ppl

AwLarreh: Do your Friends know about your Wattpad Account?

Me: yes and a few of them follow me. But I also blocked one bc she kept on pestering me about reading my stories and I was like NO

darkavenger312: What makes you want to write? Also, how do you overcome writers block?

Me: I just love writing, it's fun and I find it therapeutic to share my embarrassing moments with all of you.
Me: I ask for help from some of my followers or just take time off from Wattpad.

Louis — "What title would you want, Louis?" "Queen bitch." "Don't you mean soft kitten, loveliest baby in the world?" "Get out, Harry."

qwerty2133: Louis you are Soo cute and I love you soo much!!! My question is what will you do if Harry breaks your heart? I mean like if he cheats on you intentionally?

Louis: thank u. Ily.
Louis: to be honest I don't know — he's the first boy I've devoted myself to, actually spend time on and involve in my family life. I would completely cut him off, block him on everything and just try to erase him from my memory.
(Author: what a horribly depressing question to start off with omg)

ThatBoredGal: How did you get such an good bf? Harreh better treat you good

Louis: I'm just fabulous and he does.

niams_world: how did you become cheer captain?

Louis: long ago, when my school was desperate for leadership, I appeared out of thin air and they pronounced me cheer captain  

___joee___: Top three favorite outfits you have

Louis:
1. Fentyyy bby

2. Harry's arms bc they fit me SO GOOD:

3. Nothing 😉😁🍑

MEverdeen17: I've always been insecure about guys having even .01% interest since middle school. How did you get Harry to like you/have interests in you?

Louis: I was not ready for this serious question but ummm I guess just be yourself??? I know it sounds fucking lame but that's the best you can be because if you aren't yourself — does the guy really like you or does he just like who you're trying to be?

Thoughtsaboutnothin: Will you star to be nice to Harry any time soon????p.s. love the story😘🤗😙

Louis: I am nice to Harry yes but I won't change my bitchy ways.
Louis: what story? This is my life??

lourry_Or_Larry: If Taylor Snake tries to steal your man call me cause she'll finish without hair and without a throat to suck dildos on 😃 cause imma choke her with a knife down her throat

Louis: very graphic but ok

lourry_Or_Larry: ILY❤️❤️

Louis: love u too

Bebe_Loueh: Stay Sassy

Louis: Stay bitchy

kokoslarry: Say a beautiful passage for HARRY! And Can you fall in love with him?

Louis: "Harry, oh boyfriend of mine. Your cock is the only one I think of." How's that for beautiful?
Louis: I'm like 78% in love with harry right now (it was 90% before the Sebastian thing tho)

harrysfatass_: When you and harry gonna fūck

Louis: bitch fuck u I'm not telling u
(Author: cough cough Hawaii cough)

LarryInPanties: How does one achieve your level of bitchiness?

Louis: ask my mum

LarryInPanties: *patiently waiting for smexy times with you and harry*

Louis: NASTY
Louis and Harry: *in unison* but same

whyme1225: If you were to have a kid, what would the name be??

Louis: something pretty but I can't name my kid Louis, can I?

PrincessBubblyBeauty: Be my best friend??

Louis: k yes

wtfmaryah: Oh yea how's niamyn?😂

Louis: fucking probably

babygia-jpeg: what is your opinion on frogs wearing gucci?? do you find frogs attractive???

Louis: *sarcastically* omggg I luv frogz totz adorbz like i wuld kizz them all da timezz

Carysisalarrie: What are some things Harry does that turn you on?

Louis: when he pulls in his bottom lip with his fingers or does that thing when he looks up from the ground with his eYES LIKE STARING INTO MY SOUL
Louis: if you haven't noticed, this was my fave question so far

lewis_styles: Do you think Gucci looks good on Harry?

Louis: yes yes yes

hades-anthos: on a scale from dirty frog to classy frog, how much is harry's frogness? (he looks like a rich walking tol frog u kno)

Louis: umm first of all why did u steal my nickname??? Do I have to fight you or something??
Louis: he's a dirty classy frog. That's it.

wtfmaryah: When are you going to wear the velvet dress?

Louis: tbh I forgot about that — it's somewhere in my closest

ohhowlonely: HOW ARE YOU SUCH A QUEEN

Louis: idk hmmm

louisandharold4: You're so bitchy, I love it.

Louis: thx bitch

louiet92: What would you do if Harry wasn't in your life

Louis: ??? I don't know wtf leave me alone and away from all these sad and serious questions

louiet92: Is Harry treating you right? And are his jokes very cringey?

Louis: yes he is and yes they are.

my-relationshit: I wanna see little Lou and Harry so bad, so give us a baby please.

Louis: ummmm noooo I'm only seventeen

TaylorTomlinson123: Can you please record harry and Louis at all times?

Louis: wtf

leuchtendegedanken: would you do things like bdsm or some really kinky stuff with harry? would you like having kids with hazzy? can you pLeAsE post a nude on instagram, bc i really need to see that ass👅🍑 and i love you & your sass, my queen

Louis: I'm still a virgin so it's going to have to be harry to insinuate all the kinky stuff
Harry: 👁👅👁
Louis: idk that's a serious question. But I'm not posting nudes on ig who do u think I am LOL JOKING i will then I'll need to tag my page NSFW. Ily

CutiePie131313: Auto correct lol
CutiePie131313: Are Harry's jokes bad?
CutiePie131313: Are Harry's homes bad???

Louis: yess harry's home is soooo badddd
Louis: but in all seriousness Harry's jokes are terrible
Harry: *slowly ripping a piece of paper* don't you mean tear-able?

BiteThePillow: Adidas or Gucci?

Louis: Gucci

BiteThePillow: What is the worst joke Haz has told you so far?

Louis:
H: knock knock
L: who's there?
H: I smell mop
L: I smell mop who?
H: you're gross Louis ew
Louis: do you see what I have to suffer from??

louisisnotonfire: WHEN YOU GONNA MARRY HARRY? (inner fangirl is showing don't mind me)

Louis: not now fangirling for me I hope bc I'm cute

DaddyToplinson: MARRY HARRY GIVE US BABIES PLEASEEEEEE

Louis: i don't take orders from people who think i top

amandaloveslarry: What is your favorite name brand clothes and if you could choose between it and Gucci would you wear it everyday for the rest of your life

Louis: Stella McCartney's FREE SKIN is amazing bc she has zero tolerance for animal cruelty. Bitch don't make me choose.

WeirdGirlLovesToShip: Favorite thing about Harry?

Louis: his dimples

TommoTheTease28: Whats your favourite joke

Louis: I have none. I'm a cold hearted bitch.
Harry: *tickles louis' neck*
Louis: get away from me bitch what the fuck

TommoTheTease28: What does Harry do that makes you really annoyed

Louis: he can be really stupid sometimes

Larryandcookies: Make harry jealous so he'll give you angry butt sex after

Louis: ummmmm no I will have jealous sex after I've had sex for the first time

YaoiGirl111: You should make harry jealous so harry shows his possessive side and u both have hot sèx

Louis: no I don't want to rip my ass thanks

YaoiGirl111: Work it queen

Louis: yess bitch

Kniki0573: Do you love harry? Or just like? Or ur just attracted to him?

Louis: I like, like, like, like, Harry

popstar2719: How do u really feel about Harry?

Louis: I like him a lot ??

AwLarreh: Favorite thing about your relationship with Harry? Love you (((((((;

Louis: how we can be playful together. Ily

SignOfTheLarries: Hi louuuu! So Harry has a lot of cute nicknames for you, do you have any for him ? I love you so much! You're the best xxxx

Louis: hiii bby. Omg you're so polite with your question I want to cry.
Louis: I do, it's daddy (that kinky motherfucker), Hazza baby, and Egghead. Love you too bby 💕

-ashleyy-: How was that vitamin D !

Louis: it's so big I might overdose

elliegw21: Scale from one to ten how much do you want to kick Harry in the balls when he makes a bad joke.

Louis: I'd rather suck his dick so hard that it hurts

MineIsMineOnlyMine: Why are you such a bitch? I like it you're a queen

Louis: idk bitch. Damn right I'm a queen.

sweetlikelarry: How long is dat D ? (Safe sex kids, don't be a silly wrap your willy)

Louis: I don't measure my penis

lazyloser20: Why are you such a queen?

Louis: idk ask god

slytherpuffwinny: Lou, on a scale from Harry to Harry how in love are you with Harry?

Louis: no

EndySami: How are you doing? How nervous were you meeting Harry's family? Ily❤️

Louis: I'm well I'm well. I was a little nervous but then I found out that I've met Anne and George before — and the rest of Harry's family were all really nice and welcoming. Especially Timothy, Owen and Jennifer. Ilyt

KatrinaHall4: I love you

Louis: I love yoU TOO

KatrinaHall4: How good does harry's cum taste?

Louis: wow straight to the point. It's good?? I haven't tasted any other cum to compare it to.

Harry — "So, Harry, what title would you like?" "Sugar daddy." "How can you be a sugar daddy if all your money is from your parents?" "Fuck you, Jasmine." "Eat a cactus, you little bitch."

qwerty2133: How did you like Louis sucking off your c*ck in your car?? How much good of a tease was he during the family get together??

Harry: it was a memory that will be burned into my brain forever. A permanent feature of my wank bank. He was a downright Tommo the Tease — just living up to his name.

h_s_94: Okay so we know you're in mad love with Louis but what do you think you'd be doing if you and Louis weren't together?

Harry: I don't like this question. It's too sad, too serious and scares me. Next question, please.

ThatBoredGal: How would you feel if Louis said he was pregnant?

Harry: I would obviously need time, I'm only eighteen and he's seventeen — a baby is a lot of responsibility but that doesn't mean that I will love them any less if Louis were to be pregnant right now.

lewis_styles: What would you do if you saw someone trying to flirt with Louis

Harry: I'm being real and I wouldn't hit them bc I don't want to get arrested.. I would just.. *wraps arm around Louis' waist and squeezes his bum*

MEverdeen17: You must be a dad because you love telling dad jokes

Harry: that's our bonding.

lourry_Or_Larry: How would you feel if Louis told you to fuck him ?

Harry: he's a virgin and I believe that his first time should be gentle and soft. His first time would be making love and all the rest might be raw fucking.
Louis: *sweats*

lourry_Or_Larry: DONT YOU DARE BREAK LOUIS HEART OR I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF WITH A KNIFE AND THEN CHOKE YOU WITH THEM .... have a nice day ily 💕💕

Harry: that comment gave me whiplash.

DarkLarry4Eva: What would you do if you saw some dude flirting with Louis, trying to take him?

Harry: trying to take him as in KIDNAP?? Because if so — I would fuck that guy up, mark my words and he will be bruised and battered.

Bebe_Harreh: What about you're marshmallow and Lou is Chocolate .. everyone love marshmallow in chocolate ;)

Harry: ohhhhh clever. You're my new best friend.

Bebe_Harreh: Cute Little Cupcake

Harry: *tilts his head* hiii

kokoslarry: Why did you wait so long if you had a crush on louis for months?

Harry: I was building up the courage. When you see someone so confident in the way they carry themselves, you just feel the need to be on the same level while still having a cushion for rejection.

larentsdaughter: can you buy louis lingerie and fuck him in it?

Harry: yes

LarryInPanties: Is Louis' ass your religion too?

Harry: I praise that shit

louisandharold4: I'm only here for louis, so don't mess things up.

Harry: oooo the hidden bitch in me wants to answer with a bitchy comment but ok

whyme1225: Opinion on love??

Harry: love is everything, love is love, love is stability, love is compassion, love is understanding, love is honesty, love is bright blue eyes rimmed with thick lashes, love is lou.

PrincessBubblyBeauty: Back off louis is mine

Harry: no fuck off

babygia-jpeg: what is something you wish people would appreciate more about louis?

Harry: his honesty. It's taken as bitchy-ness most times or it's like he's just saying it for laughs or attention but he's just speaking his mind.
Harry: Hawaii is most definitely a state though. I don't have anything to protect him with on that one.

lewis_styles: How big is Louis' bum from a scale of 1-10

Harry: 10000000

hades-anthos: pls go have sex with louis in a tub full of money bc both of u r filthy rich

Harry: oh I promise though you all might not get to read it but it will happen

ohhowlonely: do you think louis treats people with kindness?

Harry: he treats people how they deserve to be treated

louiet92: What would you do if Louis wasn't in your life?

Harry: next question please

my-relationshit: Can I eat Lou's ass, please?

Harry: um ??? No I haven't even had a taste yet.

leuchtendegedanken: louis sass or his ass? why anthos? can i please have louis? i swear to you i will care for him as if he's my baby and i will let you live with us but can you please let me live with louis? i can also be your nice and friendly daughter? would you like to have children with louis? are you kinky? why do you need to punish us all with your jokes?

Harry: louis' everything. Idk... No. no. No. No. No n. O n. No.
Harry: children are a lot to handle. Ummm??? I call myself daddy — does that sounds kinky to you?
Harry: correction, the world is BLESSED with my jokes

CutiePie131313: What is your favorite thing about Lou?

Harry to Harry: say his flexibility because you're a horny motherfucker
Harry: his confidence

BiteThePillow: Gucci or YSL?

Harry: I'm not choosing between them

BiteThePillow: What's your favourite pet name to call Louis?

Harry: oooohhh maybe Anthos because it's so unique and.. maybe kitten because he's so small and soft??? Maybe princess because he's so pretty. Maybe..
*ten million years later*
Harry: I don't think I can choose— hey, where did everyone go?

louisisnotonfire: IF U WERENT WITH LOUIS WOULD U CONSIDER ME? if no ill have zayn (:

Harry: I am gay but I will not answer that question because louis is giving me a death stare.
Louis: that's right bitch

tomlinson_trash: CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR LONG THICK CŐCK?

Harry:
Louis:
tomlinson_trash:
Police:
Louis: yeah idk they just kind of ran into my knife twenty eight times

amandaloveslarry: Does Louis get jealous easily ? What does he do when he is?

Harry: he does. He just gets really touchy, has this sarcastic tone and eyes me down.

DaddyToplinson: MARRY THE QUEEN, PEASANT

Harry: if I do then I'm a king, bitch

WeirdGirlLovesToShip: Would you ever wanna have kids with Louis? (also don't ever hurt louis)

Harry: I'm eighteen and kids are far from my mind right now. I won't.

LeilaStylesx: Do you rather see Louis in woman's clothes or men's clothes? 💝

Harry: I would rather see Louis in anything he wants, anything he's comfortable with, it doesn't matter if it's feminine or masculine clothes because it's all what Louis wants.
Harry: but seeing him in panties is the reason for my tears

Larryandcookies: Hurt louis and I'll chop your dick like you chopped your hair Love you

Harry: oh

YaoiGirl111: You hurt Louis. I cut off your baby maker (: love u

Harry: oh my

Kniki0573: DO YOU LOVE LOUIS? I KNOW YOU DO DONT DENY IT.

Harry: I have a strong attraction to him, a strong emotional attachment too

AwLarreh: Why the fúck did you accept the FaceTime call from your mom when Louis gave you a blowjob, you weirdo

Harry: well, I wasn't about to ignore my mother because she raised my ass and I wasn't going to reject a blow job either

-ashleyy-: is it ok if i snatch louis

Harry: no

-ashleyy-: how hot is louis

Harry: uhhhh so fucking hot
("It's fucking hot," Louis is in awe, dragging his fingertips over the leather seat of the motorcycle. "You're so fucking hot."

Harry bites his lip, "you're hotter than a pot of boiling water that is about to evaporate."

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Bite Me, "24. "Just keep the piercings and we'll talk about it."
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slytherpuffwinny: Liam, tell us the truth, are you and Zayn together? 🤔

Harry: I'm not Liam

-ashelyy-: It'd be sweeter, if you wrap your peter

Harry: what

elliegw21: How much do you want to grab Louis's ass?

Harry: I'm grabbing it right now if that answers your question

MineIsMineOnlyMine: Fuck Louis for me thanks

Harry: I'll fuck louis for me thanks
Harry: AND HIM TOO OBVIOUSLY

sweetlikelarry: Do u like guacamole

Harry: FINALLY, a serious question. Yes I do like guacamole

sweetlikelarry: R u gay

Harry: yes

lazyloser20: How often do you stare at Lou's butt

Harry: *staring at louis' butt* *realizes he's still answering questions* sorry what?

EndySami: Hi! When you gonna pop the question? You know, asking Louis if he'll let you tell him a knock knock joke

Harry: hi tbh I thought popping the question was either having sex for the first time or marriage..
Harry: louis, can I tell you a knock knock joke?
Louis: i fucking dare you to, you little egg

KatrinaHall4: How much do you love louis

Harry: I have strong feelings for him

Niall — "Title?" "That's captain Niall Horan, here."

qwerty2133: Do you have the Larry sex tape????

Niall: *crying* they haven't had any sex for there to be a sex tape

ThatBoredGal: Could you record as much couply moments of Louis and Harry and send it to me? It's for science

Niall: I wish but my not-so rich ass is staying in London instead of fucking off to Hawaii

MEverdeen17: Free Food at my place?

Niall: address?

lourry_Or_Larry: Will you be my boyfriend? Ily ❤️❤️ and I know you have the sex tape send it to me

Niall: I will have to think about that. Ilyt and wow everyone is asking for a sex tape that doesn't exist.. yet

Bebe_Harreh: : Please, don't forget to record the Lou and Harry's sex tape for.. hum.. for science

Niall: ThEy HaVeNt HaD sEx YeT

LarryInPanties: Oh look, i have found the love of my life (;

Niall: girlll u cute

bitchylou: what's the cutest thing you've seen harry and lou do?

Niall: those sappy gazes they give each other when they think the other isn't looking

PrincessBubblyBeauty: Do love Louis more than a friend?

Niall: I love louis as a best friend

lewis_styles: Have you ever caught Lou and Harry making out?

Niall: at school, every corner I turn I see them dry humping against a wall

hades-anthos: what salon did u go when u want to dye your hair?

Niall: Zayn dyes my hair

louiet92: So how is your and Louis' friendship?

Niall: it's gr8 m8

leuchtendegedanken: GIVE ME THE SEX TAPES OR NO SEX WITH SHAWN FOR 6 MONTHS BITCH

Niall: I have NO SEX TAPES and Shawn is ???

CutitePie131313: Hi

Niall: howdy

louisisnotonfire: Leak a larry photo :)

Niall: check my Instagram

amandaloveslarry: What is your favorite thing about Louis?

Niall: his humour

DaddyToplinson: Bye

Niall: bye bitch

WeirdGirlLovesToShip: ^ plz (in this case, down)

Niall: jdjdjdjxndjd

Larryandcookies: Can you please film a Larry sextape?

Niall: I don't want to pay for a ticket to Hawaii

YaoiGirl111: Dad?

Niall: 😐😑

-ashleyy-: can you cook toast

Niall: toast is my specialty

MineIsMineOnlyMine: Marry me?

Niall: ok

EndySami: Hi bread Neil. How are you doing? Ily

Niall: I'm well I'm gr8 ilyt

Killache000: How do you keep changing your name in Louis' phone? Also I love you

Niall: his password is 6969 and he leaves it out in the open sometimes. Ily

KatrinaHall4: Adopt me bread

Niall: is.. is bread even allowed to adopt??

Zayn — "So, Zayn, what title would you like—where did he go?"

ThatBoredGal: How are you and Liam?

Zayn: we are good, we went on a date with Niall yesterday

screech87: So like, is liam your baby?

Zayn: I think Niall is our baby

MEverdeen17: How's the family?

Zayn: they're good

lourry_Or_Larry: Marry Liam and I'll be the godmother of your children

Zayn: ..um k

PrincessBubblyBeauty: Do you think your the plug?

Zayn: I know I'm the plug

hades-anthos: if u adopt children(with liam), what do u want to name them?

Zayn: I feel like I need to see a baby to know the name

creamyzenmalik: Liam's your daddy right?😏💦

Zayn: my father is my daddy thanks

louiet92: Do you ship yourself with niall or liam?

Zayn: I ship myself with both of them on a giant cruise ship

leuchtendegedanken:and upload a hair tutorial

Zayn: find me on YouTube

leuchtendegedanken: can you just like - marry liam and adopt children?

Zayn: we're both eighteen. Leave us alone

CutiePie131313: How do you stay like....... Perfect all the time? Please explain that to me

Zayn: idk 🤔🤨🧐

BiteThePillow: How much water do you drink that you stay FLAWLESS ALL THE FUCKING TIME?

Zayn: I drink 728276)3:;!!; cups a second

KatrinaHall4: Whats up with you and lima?

Zayn: we do each other sometimes

KatrinaHall4: You got any weed?

Zayn: ummmmrmdmdejskjx

louisisnotonfire: Will you date me plz? im desperate af

Zayn: umm

tomlinson_trash: HUMP ME PLEASE AND THANKS

Zayn: *zayned*

DaddyToplinson:  Can you like help Louis to make Harry jealous cause like we need some drama

Zayn: no
(Author: this story is a LAZY READ — as stated many times before — so the chances of drama are SLIM)

amandaloveslarry: : What is your favorite thing to do if you have free time ?

Zayn: admire myself

WeirdGirlLovesToShip: : You like Lima bean right

Zayn: yes

-ashleyy-: Did you fuck liam for did liam fuck you?

Zayn: no comment

MineIsMineOnlyMine: Are you and Liam fucking?

Zayn: no comment x2

Killache000: Why are you prettier then me?

Zayn: I bet ur beautiful

EndySami: Are you gonna Zayn in this story?

Zayn: maybe

Liam — "What title do you want?" "idk."

ThatBoredGal: If you and Zayn hook up, who would bottom?

Liam: we're both versatile

screech87: Are you zayn's baby?

Liam: no, zayn has no kids and that would be so fucking weird

MEverdeen17: Did you see Infinity War?

Liam: yes

lourry_Or_Larry: LIMA BEAN

Liam: um are u hungry or something??

Bebe_Harreh: Hi lovely

Liam: hi

LarryInPanties: How is baby bear? 🐻

Liam: who is that

hades-anthos: hi u lil precious baby bear pls make an appearance and i want to cuddle u and give u kisses and ice cream

Liam: that's sweet of you but I'm not going to Hawaii

louiet92: WHERE ARE YOU COMON MAKE AN APPEARANCE!

Liam: I don't have money for a plane ticket to Hawaii

leuchtendegedanken: can you fuck zayn and make him preg? THIS WPULD BE SO CUTE, ZAYN AND LOUIS PREGNANT AWH

Liam: um

CutiePie131313: Why aren't you in the boom that much? I miss you

Liam: how does one be in a boom

BiteThePillow: Babe marry Zayn and make Ziam baby's ❤

Liam: 🙃

louisisnotonfire: ^^ (bottom comment)

Liam: no x2

DaddyToplinson: DADDY I NEED YOU 10 INCH 😇😇

Liam: no

amandaloveslarry: Do you still talk to zayn or Niall ?

Liam: yeah of course

WeirdGirlLovesToShip: Do you love Niall or Zayn?

Liam: I don't love either of them but I do have strong feelings for both

Larryandcookies: Hi daddy I was wondering, Niall or zayn Or both😏

Liam: don't call me daddy. Both

-ashleyy-: hi sunshine, so zayn huh

Liam: yes zayn what about him

MineIsMineOnlyMine; Meh Lima Bean y r u daddeh af?!

Liam: can someone translate please

Killache000: Do you love Zayn

Liam: bye

lazyloser20: Niall or Zayn

Liam: both

EndySami: How's it like being a ghost in this story? Ily

Liam: I don't mind

KatrinaHall4: Adopt me?💕

Liam: nO

ANYONE NOT LISTED:

qwerty2133: How do you write such amazing books???

Me: oof I don't knownsmxjxjje

ThatBoredGal: To Gemma: How are you gonna handle twins? Also girls or boys?

Gemma: I think with the help of my husband, I'll be fine. They are both boys.

screech87: Foe jennifer and owen: how do you feel about louis wearing girly clothing?

Jennifer: he is so pretty!! I hope to be like him someday but minus the swearing. *shakes head in unapproval*
Owen: my mama says that people can wear whatever they want!

kokoslarry: Please put some lingerie show in the chapters 😭😭

Me: nO lol jk it's coming

larentsdaughter: can you buy louis some lingerie and...y'know...?

Me: who is this for bc I'm not buying louis shit
Harry: is this question for me?

MineIsMineOnlyMine: Madam Jay! How do you feel about your son Louis giving his boyfriend a blowjob in a car while Harry is on facetime with his mother?

Jay: *is unavailable at this time because she does not want to answer such a question*

Larryandcookies: For Anne: How would you feel if I told you harry was gettin a blowjob when you called...

Anne: *also unavailable*

Anne: *sipping tea* can you believe they tried to make us answer such inappropriate questions?
Jay: honey, I know
Anne:
Jay:
Anne: ok but I ship it

QUESTIONS FROM THE AUTHOR:

1) I'm genuinely curious bc I honestly don't know but have you seen any character development in this story?

2) any brands you wish louis to wear?

3) thoughts on their Instagrams?

4) are you planning on reading the sequel?

5) are you taking care of yourself aka sleeping, eating fruits and veggies and drinking water??? Are you blinking too??

6) what else should I do for hitting 300k I NEED IDEAS HELP (I already did a fave comments chapter)

7) fave larry moment?

8) fave part of this story so far?

9) are you enjoying the story right now??

10) how was your day?