- cat problems -

Me: *Reading Manga.*

Kuro: *Jumping around and playing with random shit*

Me: *Hears scratching all of sudden*

Kuro: *Is all of sudden hanging on the F*** curtain*

Me: Kuro what the hell!? Get off!!! *Swats at him*

Kuro: *Gets the shit scared out of him and runs for it.*

Me: *Sighs and goes back to Manga* Tch..damn brat

Kuro: *Sneakily crawls to my curtain*

Me: *Looks at him in the eye* Kuro..

Kuro: *looks longingly at the curtain*

Me: Kuro..don't you do it.

Kuro: *Teasingly wiggles his body,ready to pounce*

Me: Kuro... I swear *Eyes narrow*

Kuro: *Jumps up and claws the damn curtain to death.*

Me: KURO YOU BASTARD *chases after him with spray*

Kuro: *running for his life*

God I swear that cat is a f*** demon, ugh he's so mean.