"Cone on. Pine Tree please go take a bath." Bill begged. As you can see Dipper did not want to take a bath. "Onwy if you come with me!" Dipper whined. "Ugh, fine." Bill said giving in. "Yay!!"

Dipper got into the tub. Bill stripped down and got in too. Mabel slyly came into the bathroom and snapped a picture. Dipper and Bill didn't see her. First, Bill washed Dipper's hair, while Dipper played with his boat. Then Bill washed Dipper's body. Finally Bill washed himself.

They got out the tub. Bill picked up Dipper and git him dressed in his PJs. Then he dressed himself. They went downstairs to eat dinner. They ate the pizza, that Stan ordered. Ford walked in. He stopped when he saw Dipper and Bill. "I don't wanna know." He said. Bill shrugged. "So Pine Tree. Did you have fun?" Bill asked. Dipper nodded, "I always have fun with you big bwother." Bill smiled. "Big bwother, I wike it when you smile."

Bill smirked, "Well don't get used to it, I don't smile very often." Mabel walked in a took a picture, "So cute!" Bill yelled, "The hell Mabel!?" Dipper was confused. Mabel yelled back, "Language!"
Bill groaned. "Um, big bwother? What does hell mean?" Bill said calmly, "Its a scary place where bad people go." Dipper nodded, "Okay." Then they went up stairs. "Big bwother, sleep with me?" Dipper asked. Bill nodded, "Okay."

Just before they went to sleep Dipper asked, "Where do babies come from?" Bill yawned, "eBay." Dipper then asked, "Does eBay take returns?" Bill said, "No." Then they fell asleep.