Pierce: First of all, since when do I became a jackass to all the guys!?

Pierce: Second, who the fuck said that I was one!?

Pierce grabs the rolling pin.

Pierce: I swear if it's Colton, not only I will give him a black eye, but also making sure that he won't wear his glasses again!

Penny: I don't know how I got my pink hair since I haven't seen my biological mom for who knows how long?