*In a BC Sol groupchat*

Free: I dropped my phone out of a tree, I'm going to kms

Valt: Free! Please don't say things like that!

Free: Sorry

*10 min later*

Free: I am now going to commence the voluntary cessation of all respiratory functions. This will deprive my blood cells of the necessary oxygen to survive, therefore killing off cells. This will cut off oxygen to my brain, resulting in death. 

Silas: ....Bruh.