Don't worry kids this isn't the last chapter, calm your tits

RavenclawReadsDrarry and twitter already know this, but sometimes I will write a sentence involving Jeremy and Michael and somehow it will autocorrect to "Michael stole Jeremy's corgi"

And now it's a joke that Jeremy had a corgi named Tam, and I want to show you guys the memes I made about Tam and is dads

Tam loves his dads

Here's the whole twitter situation

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'Jenna? Jeremy? Michael . . Jenna!' Christine comes into the scene, looking to the three- four of us before running to Jenna. '. . . Christine?' Jenna and I say in unison, mine more a whisper that no one but me can hear.

'Jenna, did you see me before? The audience, I-I think they loved me!' We hear someone in the audience clap and say 'Yes honey, we loved you!' Jenna blushes loudly, 'I . . . Of course I saw you, yes you were amazing! Absolutely wonderful, uh.' She cracks a smile. And the evil author notably face-palms. 'What did we say about smiling with your teeth out? Thank god you took those breath mints earlier.'

'I'm so glad that I found you! Look . . . Jenna, I wanted to apologise.' Michael and I are notably confused, seeing Christine look to the side nervously. 'Apologise? You . . . Why?' Jenna raises a brow. Christine giggles. 'Because, silly.'

'You were right, Jenna! About how it feels. It feels . . .' Christine closes her eyes, and then opened them to reveal a bright magenta glowing out of them. 'It feels amazing.'

'No!' Jenna, Michael and I scream, Michael and I jump forward. Ready to pounce at Christine and make her drink some of the Mountain Dew red. But the evil author flashes in front of us with lightening speed. 'I know, impressive?' He quickly shakes his head, and then pushes us down to the ground with some strange force.

He smirks and nods his head to Christines SQUIP, who looks a lot like  Ruth Badar Ginsburg. Maybe a bit, okay lot more, younger. You know, the same oozingly cool as the evil author and Joe. They look like a really whacky team, wait. Are they even a team? Yes, maybe.

Christine smiles and blushes, 'I also wanted to let you know that. . . Well . .' She darts her eyes to the side for suspense. And Michael and I watch as the evil author kicks the Mountain Dew red away. Unlucky for him, it lands near us. Michael and I crawl forward as grab the bottle with his hand over my hand.

We hear Christine sing to Jenna, in a wonderful and unexpected confession, 'You are the person I want to be with everyday. And this is something that I've been afraid to say!' Jenna hesitates to speak, but when she does. She says 'That is not Christine. She . . . Doesn't she like Jake?'

There's also a protest from the audience saying 'Hah, gay!' But we all know damn well who said that. Right? Don't we guys?

The evil author laughs, not really an evil laugh. More of an actual genuine one, somehow. 'Girl, you are oblivious! Jenna, Christine let go of her crush for Jake as soon as Jake said . . .'

Jake suddenly speaks loud enough for everyone to hear, (Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a misapproving world) 'It's more fun here, with you guys my friends. The most important people in my life.'

'I feel so . . . brave, and so . . . safe. So myself! Like . . . Like all my fears and insecurities just . . . Woosh! Gone, forever!' Christine giggled, making Jenna blush and grow more nervous. I can agree, as a former crusher myself. That Christine has a cute laughter, sounds like an angel.

'Jenna, I need to let you know who the most important person in my life is . . . It's . . . It's! . . .' She smiles, and calms down a bit. 'You're the girl that I'd kinda be into, the girl I am totally into! This feeling is new . . .' Christine grinned.

'Jenna, I love . . . You~'

Jenna gasped, blushing loudly and clutching the collar of her shirt. 'That's your cue, girl.' The evil author smirked, I stand up and ran to Jenna's side 'No, Jenna. Please, what is your cue is to drink the Mountain Dew red-'

Before I could finish my sentence, I was pushed away by the SQUIP and onto Michaels arms. 'S-She'll do whatever I want?' Jenna stammers, picking up the Mountain Dew red and looking at it intensely.

'That's what I promised!' The evil author pulls a genuine smile, Jenna looks at Christine who smiles back her with a similar genuine smile. Jenna thought about it for a couple of moments, before smiling nervously. 'G-Great.'

The SQUIP grinned, taking a step back go smile widely. Kinda looks like a kid looking at candy and being genuinely excited, even though we all know that the real author prefers grapes.

She smiled at Christine as Michael and I try to stop her from whatever stupid thing she's doing, only to be held back by SQUIPped students.

I close my eyes, not wanting to watch all my hopes be gone. But I hear Jenna whisper something. What did she say? I don't know but whatever she said must've made the SQUIP panic.
'Wait—'

'Think about what you're doing, Jenna-' I open my eyes, and watch as Christine drunk the Mountain Dew red, Michael and I beamed yelling 'Suck it!'

We heard hysterical laughter from the audience making some people look at who was dying, we hear some protests from the friends but they're blocked by Christines suddenly screaming and emitting a decibel-shattering SONIC SCREAM.

Suddenly Chloe starts screaming too, and Brooke, Jake, and Mr. Reyes start screaming. I start screaming out of confusion making Michael hold his ears and start screaming himself.

Jenna looks confused beyond belief, that is until she starts screaming herself. The evil author starts glitching, trying to form sentences but failing wonderfully.

The screaming students begin to collapse one by one, and all we can hear is desperate stammers of Jenna's name.
'JENNA!'

'J-JENNA?' He panicked, and grasped at Jenna. He was screaming, and glitching non-stop 'J- JENNA -NA!'

And then, silence.
Everyone's shaking, shaking badly. And then . . .

There's hysterical laughter, the same one from before in the audience. The boy was crying from laughter, with his friends trying desperately to shut him up. 'W-Why are you laughing at their pAIN SO MUCH, JARED?!'

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We kinda adopted a frog

My friend says he looks like a grape

We named him Freddo