Author's Note: This idea is so random, sorry😂 But Thor: The Dark World was playing on the TV and I glanced up at it, saw Thor, and whispered, "He's hot," to myself, and then this happened. Oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But it's full of Hood-Mills family fluff, so I hope you enjoy.

Also, sorry if I got some of the movie quotes wrong. I haven't actually watched this movie, so I found the quotes online and just went with it, hoping they were right.

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"Thor. After all this time, and now you come to visit me. Why? Have you come to gloat? To mock?"

Henry had convinced Robin to have a Marvel movie marathon with him and Roland. Roland, however, had run to Regina halfway through the second Iron Man movie because he was scared. So Regina had taken him with her to run some errands before they arrived back home after dark and Regina tucked him into bed.

"Loki, enough. No more illusions."

"What are we watching next?" Robin whispered.

"Captain America--" a yawn escaped Henry's mouth, interrupting his answer, "The Winter Soldier. I'm pretty sure the Mad Hatter – Jefferson – is secretly Bucky Barnes."

"I think next you need to go to sleep," Regina said, walking down the stairs. She plopped down on the couch next to Robin. "Roland fell asleep halfway through my bedtime story."

"Guess you'll have to finish it tomorrow night." Robin dropped a kiss on the top of Regina's head before turning his attention back to the movie before Henry commanded him to focus. Again.

"You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. What makes you think you can trust me?"

The screen changed to show Thor, looking down at his imprisoned brother.

"He's hot," Regina muttered, causing Henry to roll his eyes and Robin to turn and look at her, clearly offended.

"Sorry," Regina put a hand over her mouth. "I didn't mean to say that out loud."

"Yes, well, you did say it out loud."

"He's not as hot as you are?" Regina was hoping she could get herself out of the hole she had accidentally dug.

Henry paused the movie. "I am trying to peacefully watch a movie, can you please stop flirting? Save that for when I'm not around."

Both Regina and Robin apologized, and Regina's cheeks turned pink. Henry started playing the movie again, and Regina leaned over closer to Robin. She pressed a soft kiss to his neck before whispering, "I promise I'm not going to leave you for Chris Hemsworth."

"I said no flirting!"

"That wasn't flirting, that was me making sure my soulmate knows how much I love him," Regina replied.

"That's still pretty much flirting!"

"Okay, okay, I'm done now," Regina promised. Henry seemed satisfied and refocused on the movie. Robin wrapped an arm around Regina, and Regina snuggled closer to him. She wasn't really interested in watching the movie – she had no idea what was going on – but she didn't want to leave the warmth of Robin, so she closed her eyes and eventually drifted to sleep while Henry and Robin finished the movie.