"my sweet l0rd" ringo groaned as geraldo bit his neck "mmmm oh lor— OW !¡! whAT THE hELL JOJ" he yelped (yeh like a puppy) and like greg has blood under his mout

"i'm rlly sorry bby" he apologzied n rango saw his fangs were like long but unlike pol's dick it was actually long lol

"oh my walrus r u a vampire????¿¿¿" he gaspeded,,, blue eyes going big (unlike pol's dick) "bc that's like,,,,,, 1 of my k1nks"

and then they had more buttsecks bc y not and gavin-george-geraldo-gaben-greg turned the drummer boi into a vamp and they ruled da world ironically bc they were da underrated beetles lawl