On the first day of the rerun the Ink-stained Steel Sakura Event, security around my Azur Lane base was tight. There was a circular ship blockade going around the base in a circle. There were also fighter planes, fighter jets, helicopters, and drones patrolling the sky. There were even tanks from "World of Tanks: Blitz" controlled by Manjuus. And around the base were the ship girls not part of the blockade with their weapons and gear on patrol around the base to shoot to kill any FBI officers that try to arrest me. At the Academy Port where the water fountain with the anchor was, I was there with all the characters I had gathered and with some of my favorite ship girls.

I held a list of the characters I invited. I was listing them all.

Patrick: Let's see here. Goku, check. Vegeta, check. Krillin, check. Piccolo, check. Gohan, check. Trunks, check. Luffy, check. Zoro, check. Boa Hancock, check. Sabo, check. Naruto, check. Sasuke, check. Josuke, check. Diavolo, check. Sailor Moon, check. Kirito, check. Asuna, check. Ichigo, check. Pikachu, check. Mewtwo, check. Captain Falcon, check. Deku, check. All-Might, check. Madoka, check. Medaka, check. Neptune, check. Noire, check. Blanc, check. Vert, check. Nepgear, check. Uni, check. Rom, check. Ram, check. Godzilla, check. Mothra, check. Rodan, check. Ghidorah, check. Kong, check. Gamera, check. Sonic, check. Shadow, check. Silver, check. Tails, check. Knuckles, check. Amy Rose, check. Koro-sensei, check. Edward Elric, check. Natsu, check. Lucy, check. Grey, check. Erza, check. Happy, check. Wendy, check. Carla, check. Juvia, check. Shirou Emiya, check. Saber, check. Magical girl Illiya, check. Berserker, check. Yugi, check. Light Yagami, check. Ryuk, check. Chuck Norris, check. Spyro the Dragon, check. Crash Bandicoot, check. Gundam, check. Super Mario, check. Super Luigi, check. Shaggy, check. Scooby-doo, check. Freddy Fazbear, check. Reimu, check. Marisa, check. Sanae, check. Cirno, check. Sakuya, check. Master Chief, check. Optimus Prime, check. Bumblebee, check.

Enterprise: Is that everyone?

Hornet: What, you wanted more?

Enterprise: No, I was asking if that was everyone he wanted.

Hornet: I was just joking.

Patrick: I'm not done yet, Enterprise.

I kept listing.

Patrick: Sora from "Kingdom Hearts", check. Voltron, check. Ratchet & Clank, check. Mega Man, check. Solid Snake, check. Samus Aran, check. Scorpion, check. Sub Zero, check. Raiden, check. Liu Kang, check. Johnny Cage, check. Harry Potter, check. Astro Boy, check. Lion-O, check. He-Man, check. Fox, check. Falco, check. Slippy, check. Peppy, check. Donkey Kong, check. Diddy Kong, check. Aang, check. Korra, check. Sylvester Stallone, check. Pewdiepie, check. Shrek, check. Donkey, check. Puss In Boots, check. Venom, check. Tobey Maguire's Spider Man, check. Marty Mcfly, check. Dr. Brown, check. "The Dark Knight" Batman, check. The Powerpuff Girls, check. Leónidas and his army from "300", check. John Cena, check. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, check. Vin Diesel, check. Rick and Morty, check. GhostBusters, check. "Jurassic Park" and "Jurassic World" T-Rex, check. Suicide Squad, check. Jaegers from "Pacific Rim" 1 and 2, check. Iron Giant, check.

Cleveland: It's really long.

Takao: He's a man of culture and an Otaku. So he would know about more pop-cultures than NTMafia and Yusuji039 .

Patrick: Gon, check. Killua, check. Kenshiro, check. Boruto, check. Asta, check. Ryu, check. Kirby, check. Ben 10, check. Deadpool, check. X-Men, check. Fantastic 4, check. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, check. Team RWBY, check. Kratos, check. Beatrix Kiddo, check. Rimuru Tempest, check. Neo from "The Matrix", check. The Mask, check. Indiana Jones, check. Bruce Willis, check. James Bond, check. Doctor Who, check. Doomguy, check. Yoda, check. Jack Sparrow, check. Doctor Manhattan, check. Predator, check. Robocop, check. Yusuke, check. Broly, check. Kazuma, check. Subaru, check. Tanya, check. Ains, check. Naofumi, check. Seiya, check. Meliodas, check. Tanjiro, check. Nezuko, check. Zenitsu, check. Inosuke, check. The Witcher, check. Tracer, check. Miho, check. And Hatsune Miku, check. There, that's everyone. NTMafia and Yusuji039 have no idea who most of you are so that will give us the advantage over them. I know more pop-cultures than them.

Yorktown: Why are there tons of non-Anime characters here?

Patrick: Because NTMafia is going to have John Wick on his side so I decided to invite Chuck Norris another unstoppable person here. He doesn't know who he is because not a lot of people in the "Honkai Impact 3rd" and "Azur Lane" communities or people who are "JoJo" fans know who he is or don't remember him. Plus since both Neo and John Wick are played by Keanu Reeves, I had to find his other unstoppable character he played. And since he has Saitama/One Punch Man on his side, I needed Shaggy since the Ultra Instinct memes and jokes gave Shaggy Ultra Instinct like how Goku has Ultra Instinct. And I needed Godzilla and the 3 other Kaiju incase NTMafia gets his own giant character on his side.

Cleveland: Are there anyone else missing from the list?

Patrick: The others not on the list are not missing. They're on standby incase things look bad for us.

Light: Why exactly did you need me when I can't fight?

Patrick: Because if all else fails, I'm gonna need you to write down their names in the Death Note as a last resort.

Light: Ok.

Patrick: And incase that fails too, I'm gonna use something top secret that not even Requiem can undo.

Patrick: It was lonely being the only "Honkai Impact 3rd" and "Azur Lane" FanFiction author who is a "Dragon Ball" fan on Wattpad but thanks to Hiroku6999  I'm not the only one.

Goku: Of course you aren't lonely without Hiroku. You are both "Dragon Ball" fans.

Vegeta: And since they don't know our moves or our techniques, they will never find a way to counter us.

Broly: *nods yes in agreement*

Yusuke: And they don't even know who I am either.

Medaka: Neither do they know who I am either.

Chuck Norris: I was unstoppable in the game "Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator" and in a few meme videos. I was also unstoppable when I fought in "Death Battle".

Patrick: I'm glad I can rely on you all.

Akashi: Oh, Patrick! You're back! Everything is all set!

Patrick: That's great Akashi.

Akashi: Security's tight. Nobody will be able to arrest us. Observe.

Akashi pushes a button then two ground doors opened and out came a robot resembling the ED-209 robot from "Robocop" only with a few cat features.

Robot: You have violated the perimeter of the Azur Lane base nya. Prepare to be vaporized nya. Thank you nya.

Then it shot lasers.

Akashi: Armed and dangerous! I'd like to see one of those FBI police officers try to get within an inch of you nya.

Patrick: You've really out done yourself Akashi.

Akashi: And there's more where that came from nya.

Akashi pushes a button then turrets built by her, Vestal, both Bulins, and other ship girls who are experienced with using tools and building appeared from the ground. Then the cast of Team Fortress 2 appeared. Then the tanks from Ōarai Girls High School appeared from ground doors then joined the other tanks followed by a few scorpion tanks and a few warthogs from "Halo". Then the Autobots came out then transformed into their robot forms. More armed vehicles from fiction came out. Then from the sky came the Millenium Falcon and lots of other ships from "Star Wars", the Enterprise from "Star Trek", the Great Fox ship from "Star Fox", Flash Gordon, and the Monarch ship from "Godzilla: King of The Monsters".

Akashi: And I have this too.

She pulls out an orb.

Akashi: The Orb of Osuvox. The level 99 item from "Ready Player One". If they are close to breaking through our defenses we will set this up. So there's absolutely no way that Saitama, Thanos, Giorno, Jotaro, or any unstoppable character NTMafia has on his side can break through it. And if he tries to prevent me from doing it, Shadow will use his Chaos control to stop time with Sakuya's time stopping power.

Then she pulled out a bomb.

Akashi: And I have the Cataclyst bomb too. If all else fails, we will use it and destroy them all. I rewired it so it will only destroy our enemy and not us. If they try to use Requiem or Star Platinum to prevent us from detonating this bomb, Shadow and Sakuya will do the same thing.

Patrick: I hope I can win this time. Because he always finds a way to counter me.

Akashi: Of course you will win this time. You know more pop-culture than him.

Patrick: I had to get as many characters I could think of so I can win over him.

Akashi: What music are you gonna play when the fighting starts?

Patrick: I'm thinking "Portals" from "Avengers: Endgame" or "We're Not Gonna Take It" from "Ready Player One".

Enterprise: I think you should play "We're Not Gonna Take It" from "Ready Player One" because NTMafia already has the Avengers on his side.

Patrick: I guess you're right. I should play "We're Not Gonna Take It" from "Ready Player One" instead of "Portals" from "Avengers: Endgame".

Akashi: Now let's get to the gacha pulling nya.

Akashi took my hand then she dragged me off to the gacha build room. Enterprise, Belfast, Unicorn, Cleveland, Zuikaku, Shokaku, Laffey, Javelin, Ayanami, Z23, Prinz Eugen, Takao, and Atago followed.

Akashi: If or when we do pull Nagato, that will be the sign for NTMafia and Yusuji039 to come for us.

Patrick: They're gonna have police boats, boats to carry the troops, police choppers, vehicles with mounted guns, armored vehicles, Quinjets, and whatever NTMafia and Yusuji039 are going to use.

Akashi: They think they can make the FBI more powerful and un-escapable when the FBI are just normal humans who can't even defeat superheroes or ship girls.

Patrick: Saitama/One Punch Man, John Wick, Giorno, Doraemon, Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, Stalin, Eren and some of the characters from "Attack on Titan", Kira who ever he is, Jotaro, Thanos, the Avengers, the Justice League, Muzan, the pillar men, Tran Dan whoever he is also, Jigsaw whoever he is, Vietkong don't know who he is, the terminator, and worst of all The Sirens on their side. We don't know who else they are recruiting. But it's a good thing I got to everyone who is here first. And it's a good thing that they don't know about a lot of Anime like I do because I've been watching Anime since childhood.

Akashi: Yeah you have. I'm gonna get the orb set up right away.

Akashi set up the orb then said the magic spell and the shield was up around the Azur Lane Base. The only things to get through were everyone on my side because some of them are desperate to fight.

Akashi: Alright, now let's get started.

Patrick: Right, now let's start with 10 pulls.

Akashi: Right away.

In the first batch of 10 pulls we got I-13.

I-13: Hi, Commander. I'm the aviation submarine I-13. My hobbies include aircraft and gazing up at the sky! Also, this is my friend, my Seiran. I'm glad to meet you.

I-13 introduced herself then showed me a small shrunken floatplane. An Aichi M6A Seiran. Which appeared to be her friend.

Akashi: Off to a good start. Now let's get to the second batch of 10 pulls.

Patrick: Right. I still have a lot of cubes left. So I'll stop till I get Nagato.

Then in the second batch of 10 pulls we got a ship girl who was not part of the event. This ship girl was Hyuuga.

Hyuuga: I'm the little sister of my stupid big sister... Ah! That doesn't mean that I'm a stupid little sister, alright?! Anyways, I'm Hyuuga. Nice to meet you.

Patrick: And who is your big sister?

Hyuuga: Ise! Haven't you watched the Anime?! I was there in episode 7!

Patrick: ...Don't remember.

Akashi: I better go get Ise. Be right back!

Akashi rushes out like a road runner then returns with Ise.

Ise: So you finally got my little sister. That's great.

After catching up, Ise returned to to guard duty bringing her sister along.

Akashi: Now to the third batch!

Onto the third batch of 10 pulls we got Yoizuki. Another event ship.

Yoizuki: I'm honored to meet you, Commander. I have come to assist you. From now on, I can help you with your work whenever needed.

Patrick: Much appreciated. Thanks.

Then in the 7th pull of the third batch we got Asashio.

Asashio: I am Asashio. I've come to join this fleet in order to search for my missing comrade. Commander, do you also have someone you could not give up on?

Patrick: Well there are some people who I never give up on. So I guess I could say yes. And who would your missing comrade be?

Asashio: Arashio. She's only obtainable through monthly sign-in. I'm afraid that she will be impossible to find.

Patrick: Keep your hopes up that she will be available again.

Asashio: Ok, Commander.

Asashio walked on over to where Zuikaku was with Shokaku.

Akashi: Now to the 8th pull of the third batch.
We watched the animation happen. And then in the 8th pull of the third batch was...

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Nagato!

This time I did not overreact.

Nagato: I am called, Nagato, flagship of Sakura Empire's Combined Fleet. Are you the one they call Commander? I shall bear witness to whether or not you have the ability to unite this world.

Patrick: That's me. But you can call me by my real name. I've been wanting to pull you since watching the Anime but you were an event exclusive only but now with this rerun event I got to pull you. Now I need to reach 10000 Sakura Amulets to get your sister Mutsu...

All of a sudden I sensed something coming.

Patrick: They're coming.

Akashi: Are they?

Akashi cartoon rushes outside then goes up a huge tower then brings out binoculars and sees police boats and whatever NTMafia and Yusuji039 have.

Akashi: Now they're coming.

Then she cartoon rushes back to me.

Akashi: And just like that. The instant you interact with a Loli they still swat you anyway even if you're not doing anything wrong to a Loli. Just like you've said before.

Patrick: Exactly. One word to a Loli, and they swat you instantly. Next part will be the battle itself. My time with Nagato will have to wait till after I deal with NTMafia and Yusuji039.

Nagato: Why's that?

Patrick: Because NTMafia and Yusuji039 always like swatting me even if I'm not doing anything wrong to a Loli like you. And now NTMafia's split personality LL spread lies about me to a lot of NTMafia's favorite pop-culture characters and I had to gather as many as I could think of. So I'm sorry but, my time with you will have to wait till after this comes to pass.

Nagato: I can wait for that. And I'll help you fight them.

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Patrick: Thanks. Next part is where everyone here defends me from NTMafia, Yusuji039, and the FBI. Stay tuned.

And then the screen freezes, the background turns into a sepia tone, and then the black arrow with "To Be Continued" appears and stops at the bottom left of the camera while "Roundabout" plays.