Peter@PeterParkour Why the hell is my Twitter blowing up?

Peter@PeterParkour SHIT!

@brucebanner WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

Gabe@gaygabe What I wanna know is who the fuck you are.

Peter@peterparkour Well, um...

Apll3@anne I mean, if you know Bruce Banner, aka THE HULK, and know who Tony Stark is dating you must be important, right?

Peter@peterparkour Well, I mean...

Linda@listen Spill the tea.

Boooi@Orgirl Pleeease.

Roy@toy We will do anything.

Peter@peterparkour Anything?

Appl3@anne ANYTHING!

Peter@peterparkour Then perish.

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Gabe@gaygabe Okay, so @anne and @i'dliketospeaktoyourmanager, I figured more stuff about @peterparkour.

Appl3@anne Go on?

Karen@i'dliketospeaktoyourmanager
We are listening.

Gabe@gaygabe He's a high schooler that is an intern for Tony Stark. This high school kid got Tony to trust him enough to let him work as his PERSONAL INTERN and fucking tell him his boyfriend...holy shit.

Appl3@anne He also knows memes.

Karen@i'dliketospeaktoyourmanager
I don't even know this kid and I STAND!

Gabe@gaygabe That's not all. Go to his profile you can see he looks like this.

Apple@anne Oh my God. He is a saint.

Karen@i'dliketospeaktoyourmanager
I-I...let me get this straight, this kid has made Tony Stark trust him, is adorable, knows memes, and according to his profile, is a part of a super-smart school AND HELPS SMALL CHARITIES AND GOES TO HELP CHEER CHILDREN UP AT HOSPITALS!??

Appl3@anne I swear @tonystark if you let anything happen to this kid we will fight you.

Irondad@tonystark If anything happens to the kid then I'll fight myself.

Peter@peterparkour Mr. Stark, no.