[blockednumber]
Is this Tony Stark?

[Tony]
That depends on who the texter is...

[blockednumber]
It Peter Parker...

[Tony]
Oh hey Kiddo! What have you been up to? Stevey misses ya.

...hey what happened to the brand new phone I got you...

[PeterBoy]
...I broke it?

[Tony]
Y are u sayin it likes its a question?

[PeterBoy]
Because its true?

[Tony]
...you're starting to sound a lot like Steve...

And stop breaking stuff...thats my job

Anyway what do ya need? New suit? New phone? Friends? Rocket Launcher?

[PeterBoy]
Um none...actually all sound pretty cool. But I was wondering if I could join the Avengers now... I'm going to turn 21 next week :)

[Tony]
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahagagagagagahahhahahahahahahahahaha no.

No no no no no.

Nuh Uh.

Nope.

For real?

[PeterBoy]
OKAY. Enough with the excessive no's...I get it

[Tony]
Good.

[PeterBoy]
...you just don't want me on the team because I'm too awesome ;D

[Tony]
Very funny Peter.

[PeterBoy]
Seriously? Y CANT I BE ON THE TEAM???? THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR!!! IM LIVING IN A SHACK AND A PHONE AND SUIT ARE MY ONLY POCESSIONS!!!

[Tony]
*sigh* Do we really need to go over this again Peter?

[PeterBoy]
YES.

[Tony]
Okay...you're starting to sound an awful lot like Steve...

[PeterBoy]
I KNOW. STEVE SAYS YOURE NOT A GOOD INFLUENCE AND THAT I SHOULD FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE.

[Tony]
Well you're doing a marvelous job...

Let me invite Steve into this discussion.

He'll straighten you up.

[Steve]
Yeah? What's going on?

[Tony]
Peter is devasted and wanting to know why (again) he can't join the Avengers.

[PeterBoy]
Please?

I'm poor.

Unloved.

Homeless.

And cold.

Because there is a leak in the ceiling and its getting me wet...

[Tony]
Doesn't sound homeless to me...

[PeterBoy]
I really think its time I join the team.

[Steve]
NO.

[Tony]
Oh boy...Here comes momma Rogers...

[Steve]
NO NO NO NO NO!!! WE ALRRADY TALKED ABOUT THIS PETER!!! ITS DANGEROUS AND WOULD IF YOU DIE??? ME AND TONY WOULD FEEL SO GUILTY AND THEN I WOULD CRY AND TONY WOULD GET REALLY DRUNK AND PROVOKE THE HULK WHO WILL DESTROY THE CITY THAT WILL MAKE THE EARTH HATE US AND KILL US AND ALL SUPERHEROES!!! AND THERE WILL BE NOTHING I CAN DO BECAUSE IM TOO BUSY CRYING AND MOURNING OVER MY (not real) SON!!! PETER PARKER!!!

Case closed.

Tony will be transferring some money into your account. :)

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Aha! That picture though...

Oooh I have exciting news!!! SPOILER!!!
If you have not seen Age of Ultron (you're crazy) don't read below!!!!
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...there is rumors and a scene was filmed for Quicksilvers resurrection...

YUSSSSSSSSSS!!! ‛(♥0♥)'

-HANNAH BANANA