(This one popped into my head just now lmao)

(Y/n) has created a chat room

Tony, Bucky, and Steve entered the chat

Tony: (y/n) what's wrong?

Bucky: yeah what is it?

Steve: you're making me worried

Tony: are you rocking in your corner again?

Bucky: no you ass she's obviously in her nest.

Steve: guys stop. (Y/n) what's wrong?

(Y/n): guys. Did you know. We're all just characters. We're not even speaking. Our words are floating. Like subtitles.

Steve: oh no

Tony: shit

Bucky: what?

Steve: Wade. Wade Wilson caused this.

Bucky: is he related to Sam???

Tony: god damn it

Tony has added Wade

Steve: what did you do

Bucky: what did you do

Wade: jinx!! And I didn't do anything. Yet anyway. Also I just read the chat. (N/n) caught on!!

Tony: what

Steve: what

Bucky: what

(Y/n): I finally understand.

Bucky: (y/n) what's going on

Wade: she sees now 0w0

Tony has blocked Wade

Steve: what does she see?

Tony has added Stephen

Stephen: i honestly have no idea what's going on

(Y/n): did you know we're movie characters. They have a lot of films in a thing called Marvel. And all the movies are based off our lives. But guys they get some things wrong. Like, sure, Pietro died. But he's still right here bcs Wanda and Stephen brought him back. And also, Loki, he's trying to be good. And also, WHERE THE HELL AM I WHY AM I NOT IN THESE MOVIES??? Also hi Stephen thanks for being here and bye Wade.

Steve: what

Bucky: wait I think I've heard about these movies.

Stephen: well crap you guys this is a really big thing.

Tony has added Clint, Thor, Loki, Bruce, Natasha, Scott, Peter, Wanda, Pietro, and Vision

Tony: DID YOU GUYS KNOW THIS?!

Pietro: Tony let us read the chat first

Tony: fine

(Y/n): hey guys how ya doin

Pietro: I'm fine

Pietro: ...

Pietro: I LIED IM DYING INSIDE

Pietro: (y/n) wTF DOES THIS MEAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

(Y/n): NO PIETRO BUT I FEEL LIKE YOULL TELL ME ANYWAY

Pietro: we nEED TO WATCH ALL THESE MOVIES. YOU GUYS PLEASE I NEED THIS

Tony: well I mean, if we're all characters, why not see what the fuss is about?

~2 days later~

(Y/n): WELL IM EXHAUSTED

Bucky: and hungry

Steve: wh a t

Tony: I like my actor!

Loki: do you now Stark

Tony: hell yeah

Thor: brother I enjoyed watching these as well

(Y/n): ALL OF YOUR ACTORS WERE HOT ITS NOT FAIR I CANT PICK ONE

Nat: I need fresh air

Nat has left the chat

Loki: this Tom fellow got a good "character"

Thor: is that bragging I read?

Loki: indeed

Wanda: why did they not bring my brother back as they were supposed to?

(Y/n): BCS THEY WANTED US TO SEEM MORE "HEROIC" AS IF WE COULD BE

Tony has removed Vision, Wanda, Sam, Pietro, Clint, Thor, Loki, Bruce, Scott, and Vision

Peter: holy crap. I think I'm hooked on this thing

Tony has removed Peter

(Y/n): not Peter too

Tony: this is a lot to take in

Stephen: my movie was very on the dot actually

Steve: w h a t

Bucky: I'm

Bucky: ???

Steve: w h y

Steve: the p a i n

Bucky: f u c k

Steve: f U C K S S A K E

Tony: guys I feel ya. But I'm awesome

(Y/n): LANGUAGE BOYS WATCH IT

Steve: yes ma'am

Bucky: s o r r y

(Y/n): (¬_¬)

Tony: if I find Robert Downey Jr and do it with him, is it literally fucking yourself?

(Y/n): TONY. FIRST OFF YES. SECONDLY ONLY YOU WOULD ASK THAT

Bucky: come on. You'd do every one of our actors.

(Y/n): N O T THE POINT BARNES.

Steve: guys. There's gonna be a third movie for Thor.

(Y/n): OH YEAH BY THE WAY THATS WHERE THOR AND BRUCE WERE DURING OUR FIGHT ABOUT THE STUPID ACCORDS

Tony: is T H A T WHERE MY SCIENCE BRO WENT

Bucky: guess so.

Steve: (n/n) I'm on my way to you so just stay put. I need to keep you away from Wade for a while

(Y/n): I will jump out the window. He will catch me. And if not him, Peter will.

Tony: don't bet on that

(Y/n): wanna bet

Tony: DO IT YOU WONT

(Y/n) has been disconnected

Steve: well. (N/n) jumped. Wade was there.

Tony: WHAT. NO. DAMN IT.

Bucky: lANGUAGE

Steve has been disconnected

Bucky has been disconnected

Tony: DONT LEAVE ME

Tony: actually. Did Wade catch (n/n) or did Peter.

Tony: there's webbing here.

Tony: but I heard Wade shout.

Wade has joined the chat

Wade: Petie caught (n/n) and I yelled because I wanted to catch (n/n) instead ('Д' )

Tony: I'm done

Tony has left the chat

Wade: oh well

Wade: I love you readers and the author would like to thank you for your support~!

Wade has left the chat