Jen: Happy Birthday eren

Eren: Worst present ever!

Mikasa: So you did kiss jean!

Armin: You kissed jean too so shut up ackerman!!

Jen: *bitch slaps armin* Oh that was from -California-

Armin: Well fuck you too!

Annie: Armin stop will the cursing

Armin: Shut it traitor!

Eren: Okay we need regular,sweet armin to come back now

Annie: Eh, atleast if you dont call me the m word

Mikasa: How do we bring him back?

Jen: Annie...

Annie: Not going to happen

Mikasa: Just. Kiss him!

Annie: Fine then you kiss eren

Eren: Yes!

Mikasa: No!

Armin: Im about to slap you both bitches

Eren: Woah armin calm down

Armin: Why dont you calm down titan boy

Mikasa: Annie...

Annie: Why? *grabs armin and kisses him*

Jen: Is he back?

Armin: *hugs annie and kisses back*

Jen: *covers eyes* Nope not again

Mikasa: So...jean?

Eren: YOU KISSED HIM TOO!

Mikasa: Because you kissed him!

Eren: Everyone has kissed him except annie and jen!

Jen: I dont kiss horses

Annie: I heard my name...

Eren: Its nothing go back to making out with armin

Armin: *punches eren...again* Just like you make out with levi

Eren: Ow!

Mikasa: So levi?

Eren: Okay you have to agree with me armin he is a good kisser?

Armin: Well yea...

Annie: Yea?

Armin: I like annie's kisses better...

Eren: Well armin sorta agrees with me so dont say nothing mikasa

Mikasa: Oh ill say nothing *lunges at eren*

Jen: And I think eren is died this time