noir-et-vert: bonjouuuuur :))

You: hello Chat

You: wait a sec let me change your name

You: that's better.

Chat Noir: having a nice day my lady?

You: it's not bad thanks - how about you?

Chat Noir: i've been better tbh.

You: you want to talk about it?

Chat Noir: it's ok. it's just my dad.

You: what happened?

Chat Noir: he's annoyed that I like going to school. he gets really protective and it's really annoying when I just want to learn like everyone else.

You: that's really horrible.

Chat Noir: sorry for dampening the mood :/

You: honestly it's okay. you deserve to be happy Chat.

Chat Noir: you're lovely. Thank you my lady.

You: it's no trouble.

Chat Noir: so how are you?

You: incredibly bored tbh.

Chat Noir: are you saying I'm boring??? *le gasp*

You: no lol I'm just really tired

Chat Noir: I'd cuddle you while you fell asleep :)

You: you don't even know my name Chat

Chat Noir: yes I do Ladybug ;)

You: smart arse

Chat Noir: you know it

You: hang on are you single?

Chat Noir: oho here we go

Chat Noir: asking me out already huh ;))

You: shut up

Chat Noir: yes I am single.

You: good I don't want to be the cause of a breakup

Chat Noir: don't worry my lady

Chat Noir: I promise you're the only one for me

Chat Noir: because you're puuuurfect :)

You: that was the worst pun I've ever heard

Chat Noir: don't you mean best

You: no that was terrible

You: I literally groaned aloud

Chat Noir: oh really? ;) didn't realise you liked me that much...

You: CHAT.

Chat Noir: sorry m'lady

Chat Noir: couldn't help it xD

You: you silly kitten

Chat Noir: but I'm youuuur silly kitten

You: in that case I order you to get some sleep

You: it's late

Chat Noir: but I want to talk to you!!

You: we can talk in the morning ok?

Chat Noir: ok. Goodnight my lady

You: Goodnight Chat

Chat Noir: Sweet dreams :)