Boredom: noun, when not even spinning around on your favourite desk chair is interesting enough for you.

Marinette was completely and utterly brain dead.

How was it even possibly to be so bored? Aimless nothings swam around her head and made it foggy so that individual thoughts were indistinguishable from the other. She'd done her homework, all of it. She couldn't even concentrate on her sewing for crying out loud; the stitches were sloppy and her designing that day was no where near her usual standard. In short, she had given in to a day of mindless internet browsing.

After trolling through the usual social media, she wondered about a certain chat room she'd often speculated about. Omegle, though it was primarily used by horny teenage boys, proved to be a site full of interest to keep her occupied for hours on end. Grinning to herself, she created an account with LadyBug as her username.

Okay, she steeled herself as she opened a new chat, let's do this.

The first chat was pretty simple.

Stranger: hey m

You: hi I'm f

Stranger: age

You: 15, you?

Stranger: 16

Stranger: u horny

You: um no sorry

You: just came here to talk

Stranger disconnected.

The second chat didn't go quite as badly to begin with but it became clear Marinette wouldn't stay for long.

You: hey :)

Stranger: hi there

You: how are you?

Stranger: good thanks u?

You: not bad not bad

Stranger: wuu2?

You: nm just bored rlly

Stranger: wanna have some fun? ;)

You: i'm not in that kind of mood sorry

Stranger: maybe I could get u there..?

You: thanks but no

You disconnected.

Marinette was considering just turning off her phone after she endured another four similar conversations when she decided to give it one more shot.

You: hiya

Stranger: hello!! Asl?

You: 15, F, France. You?

Stranger: 15, M, France. Which part?

You: Paris :)

Stranger: omfg same!! This is pretty cool ;)

You: that's weird coincidence lol

Stranger: ah my lady it was fate that brought you here

You: I don't believe in fate

Stranger: then I must get lucky sometimes

You: you don't even know me

Stranger: hey I came here to make friends.

Stranger: don't have many in real life.

You: I'm sorry to hear that.

You: you ok?

Stranger: yeah my dad was getting really OTT earlier I guess :(

You: that sucks, really I'm sorry.

Stranger: I guess I just needed to vent. Sorry for putting you through this.

You: it's no big deal.

Stranger: so what's your name?

You: hey I don't know you yet! You could be a paedo for all I know.

Stranger: ah my lady you doubt me

You: let's just start with easier questions, ok?

Stranger: sure :)

Stranger: what d'you look like?

You: dark hair, blue eyes, about 5'5". you?

Stranger: my lady you sound absolutely lovely.

Stranger: blonde hair, green eyes, 5'8". how cute would our height difference be? ;)

You: don't get your hopes up silly kitty.

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: OMFGGG

You: what did I do

Stranger: you called me kitty

Stranger: how did you know I love cats

Stranger: we must be soul mates omfg

You: you stupid thing xD

Stranger: hey I can't help being this adorable can I? ;))

You: I'm literally imagining a blonde cat messaging me rn

Stranger: tbh you wouldn't be far wrong lol

You: what do you have cat ears or something

Stranger: nah I just rlly like cats

You: that's cute awh

Stranger: may I know your name my lady?

You: idk if i'm comfortable with that yet.

Stranger: I won't pressure you into anything. but what should I call you?

Stranger: omg can we have code names

You: that I can live with :)

Stranger: ok call me Chat Noir ;))

You: pleasure to meet you Chat my name is Ladybug

Stranger: omg i love ladybugs

You: don't get ahead of yourself kitty

Stranger: sorry my lady ;)

Stranger: ok but do you have snapchat or something? i'd like to talk to you more.

You: I have snapchat - it's theonewhorises

Stranger: why that in particular?

You: my name's chinese and that's what the first part of it means

Stranger: that's seriously cool.

You: what's yours?

Stranger: noir-et-vert

Stranger: they're my two favourite colours

You: green and black are good choices

You: not like orange uuughhh

Stranger: I'll add you + message you there :)

You: sure thing kitty cat

You disconnected.