Asked by ItzMoonBean: So Kokichi! How does it feel knowing you'll be a virgin for the next 53 years!?

Kokichi: *looks down* *starts tearing up* *curls into a ball* JUST LET ME SMAAAAASH

Miu: I'm sorry Oubaby.... Angie won't let us...

Tori:*laughs hysterically*

End

Author: Will Kokichi ever smash? Will this book ever get more questions? Will Tori ever find out who Kokichi is? Will anyone read the main story?

Probably not