Asker: dragoncheesecake

Freddy: there is no way

Goose: oh, there is always a way.

Golden Freddy: i kno da wae, do u kno da–

Freddy: SHUT UP GOLDEN FREDDY WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME!!!!

Golden Freddy: Hey, I'm just here for the fame. That, and to see you utterly fail.

Freddy: I'm not doing this, my contract expired.

Goose: b-but, we haven't done a dare in so long, please?

Freddy: ... Do I have to do it while everyone is still here?

Goose: oh yeah, everyone you can go back to your restaurants now.

Nightmare Fredbear: aww ;-;

All: *leaves*

Golden Freddy: I'm not paying for the hole in this wall btw

Goose: better?

Freddy: *stares at Golden Freddy*

Golden Freddy: OH NO THERE IS NO WAY IM LEAVING FOR THIS *takes out camera*

Freddy: I hate you

Goose: Freddy, you're boring me. Get on the unicycle.

Freddy: *picks up unicycle* okay... I'll try. *puts one foot on the pedal* One, two, three! *jumps and puts the other foot on a pedal, then immediately falls flat on his face*

Goose: *gasps* Freddy are you okay?!

Golden Freddy: BWAHAHA YOURE AN IDIOT

Freddy: MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE!!! *cries and rubs face*

Goose: is it broken?

Mangle: I can fix it :D

Freddy: ples do ;-;

Golden Freddy: *snickers*

Freddy: *while Mangle repairs his nose* Oh yeah?! You try it!!

Golden Freddy: No thanks, I'm good.

Goose: ... *evil glare*

Golden Freddy: O.o okay okay fine I'll do it sheesh her face is ugly.

Goose: I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS IM PSYCIC REMEMBER Ò^Ó

Golden Freddy: H-Hey, I mean if you were ugly I wouldn't have dated you–

Goose: *hands Golden Freddy unicycle* do it now.

Golden Freddy: ... Okay.

Goose: *snaps finger*

Golden Freddy: wait why'd you sna–

*POOF*

*the surrounding area turns into literal hell and the ground is fire*

Golden Freddy: WHAT THE– OUCH MY FEET *Hops on the unicylce* AHHH *wheels away, then falls off* AHH MY FACE IT BURNS

Goose: High school is easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything is on fire because it is hell.

Ask and dare! <3