To Leo and Calypso:
Ever kissed anyone?

Calypso: Oh...yeah...a couple times. Do you know? He was like Hephaestus hot

Leo: WHO IS THAT? IS HE DEAD OR ALIVE? I DON'T CARE! I WILL GO TO THE UNDERWORLD AND BURN HIS SOUL! YOU KNOW I DIED AND CAME BACK ALIVE SO ACCORDING TO ME, HE IS A PEICE OF CAKE!! *bursts into flames*

Calypso: HA! You can't burn him, he's immune to fire and I don't mind kissing him again *kisses Leo*

Leo:  ...