27.
This is just an 'off the top off your head' moment. Enjoy XD
What if many Au Sanses got sucked into a padded room?
Sans feels himself fall on something soft, moaning softly into the cool plushness of whatever he's laying on, he lazily rolls to his side and sees nothing but white squares. He's curious as to why he isn't at his stall anymore but that curiosity is soon squandered by the need to sleep. He yawns loudly and makes himself comfortable on the floor, snoring slightly in his sleep.
A portal opens above but not too far from him, a figure of blue, white and yellow floats from it and towards the floor, the portal closing just after. The figure softly lands on the plush floor, looking around them with a cheeky smile.
"Woah, I've never been this spaced out to see only white." He snickers.
They're wearing a navy blue and yellow allstar jacket with a white fur hood, basketball shorts of the same color and yellow fuzzy slippers. There are stars all over his clothes as well. He continues looking and sees Sans sleeping on the floor, he tilts his head to the side as he walks towards him, he looks just like him just different clothes.
"Hey there," he says to Sans but of course he doesn't hear him, "wow you're a heavy sleeper aren't cha? Well if I'm not gonna be a bother to you," he sits down next to Sans, leaning against the wall, "I'll just take a nap my self."
The second skeleton falls asleep soon after he stuffs his hands in his jacket pockets.
Another portal opens from the ceiling. A smol skeleton wearing grey armour, a blue scarf and matching shoes lands on his feet, his sockets holding bright blue star pupils and he smiles triumphantly that he stuck his landing.
"Mwehehehe, a perfect ten!" He says as he puffs his chest.
He looks around and sees the other two skeletons sleeping on the ground near the wall, his star eyes growing.
"Oh my glob, other me's?!?!?!?!" He yells excitedly.
His yelling wakes up the star one while Sans is still asleep.
"Hello there! I'm the Magnificent Sans," the armoured skeleton sits in front the sitting skeleton, "what's your name?"
"My name is Sans too," he says with a surprised look, "and this one looks like us so I'm guessing he's a Sans too."
The armoured Sans looks to the sleeping Sans and frowns slightly, "he's sleeping just like my brother. Well I'm sure calling each other Sans would just confuse us, how about we give each other nicknames?"
"Sure I guess."
"YAY!! Well my brother always calls me Blueberry so you can call me that." He says excitedly.
"And you can call me Astro (not sure if real nickname but bear with me CX ) ."
"Ooohh, cool nickname!! I guess we'll call him Lazy?" He points towards the sleeping Sans.
"Seems to fit him." Astro laughs.
Another portal opens from the wall and a figure falls in the room, another skeleton, but he has on a lab coat, a light blue button down shirt, khakis and red glasses.
"Ow." He winces as he rubs the back of his skull.
"Oh my gosh are you okay????" Blueberry runs to the new skeleton in worry.
"Ugh, my head." Blueberry helps the new skeleton to sit up while Astro walks over.
"I don't see any cracks, but you still landed pretty hard."
The new skeleton looks up to him and his eyes widens, ". . .Blueberry?"
"Mwehehehehehe, it seems my reputation has reached as far as another me to know about me." He boasts.
"Wha- how is this possible? You're not supposed to be here," he looks to Astro, "you're not supposed to be here, I'm not supposed to be here. Ugghhh, the anomalies are getting weirder!" He panics.
"Woah there bud," Astro kneels down to him and puts his hand on his shoulder, "we're just having an Astro-nomical time here so far, no need to be to tense." He smiles.
The new Sans softly chuckles while Blueberry glares at him.
"Hey what can we call you? You're another Sans right, and since all of us are Sanses we need a nickname for you."
"Understandable I guess. Uh. . .call me Science."
"Ooooohh, so does that mean you use chemicals and gadgets like Undyne does?! Do you think you could make me a serum that makes me strong? Or super fast? I bet it would guarantee my spot in the Royal Guard to be as Magnificent as I am. Mwehehehehehe!!" His eyes light up.
"Uh-"
A portal opens, a figure falls in yelling and not so magnificently lands on their face, groaning into the plush floor.
"Oh my glob!" Blueberry gasps, "another one!!(DJKhaled!)" He runs to the new skeleton.
This one is wearing red and black clothes and matching sneakers.
"Shit." He says into the floor.
"Hey are you okay?" Blueberry asks as he was about to help him up but the skeleton flinches violently and summons an array of bones with pointed ends.
"Don't touch me!" The new Sans growls loudly, making Blueberry flinch in fear, the others run to his aid. Like Blueberry his eyes are colored but only his left one and he has a gold tooth as well.
"Hey, what's wrong with you? He was only trying to help." Astro chides as he helps Blueberry stand.
"Hah! As if, I don't take strangers lightly. . .even if they look like me." He hisses.
Science hides behind Astro as he fixes his glasses, "hey we're all stuck here together, maybe if we all calm down and relax we can try to find a way out of here."
"Whatever but don't expect me to be all friendly and happy and shit."
"Why not? Being happy is fun!!" Blueberry says excitedly, his fear long gone.
The new Sans just huffs and looks away.
"A bit edgy don't you think?" Astro whispers to Science.
"Indeed. Hey why don't we call him Edge?"
"Awesome!"
"Oooohh I like that name, Edge it is then!" Blueberry squeals while 'Edge' looks at them weirdly.
Another portal opens, a skeleton in purple, teal and black lands on Edge with a loud thud and a pained 'oof'.
"Oh my, it's turning into a party!! But I don't remember making any party favours though."
"This is truly strange, so many time anomalies in one place, unheard of yet fascinating." Science says to himself but aloud.
"What do you mean 'time anomalies'?" Astro asks.
"Kind of like glitches in the system, while you're playing you see or experience something that's not supposed to be there like us being here."
"Ohh, so something is taking us from our worlds and putting us here?"
". . .basically."
"Oh my," the new Sans gasps as he straddles Edge, his jacket's purple, black and teal and is open so his ribs showed, teal pants and purple heels, his sockets are glowing a faint purple as his pupils are hearts, "well aren't you a handsome fellow." He smiles.
Edge growls. and shoves the new Sans off him, "ugh, don't touch me you freak."
"Oh so you like the freaky ones huh?" He sways his hips a little too much as he walks to him, "well I can be as freaky as you want baby~" he smiles wider.
Astro and Science look at him strangely as Edge tries to back away from the perverted skeleton.
"Haiiiii!!!!!" Blueberry hops between the two, "so nice to meet you!! I'm the Magnificent Blueberry, another you!!" He gleams.
The new Sans' eyes go wide before he regains his perverted smile.
"Well aren't you the cutest lil button I've ever seen~" he holds his face and gently pulls him towards him, "I wonder what other things are cute about you~" he purrs.
"Well my brother says I look cute in anything I wear, even when I'm trying to be menacing." Blueberry ponders, with a slight pout at the last bit.
"Oh? Well maybe we should cosplay sometime, you can be a maid and I'll be your master~"
Blueberry is suddenly pulled away from his grasp by a shimmering blue aura and is planted near Astro and Science.
"Hey there, name's Astro, and this is Science and Edge," Astro says with a lazy smile, though his sockets portray the slightest hint of hostility, "and the one over there is Lazy."
"So many skeletons, so many to bone~" He smiles.
"What does 'bone' mean?" Blueberry asks as Science blushes light blue.
"Nothing! Nothing of importance!" Astro says quickly.
Another portal opens from the wall, a multicolored skeleton with black shades steps out.
(I can't imitate Fresh's dialogue for shit so bear with me if I'm wrong CX)
"Yo yo, don't fuh get to stay fresh yo!!" The figure yells, cheering and loud music can be heard before the portal closes. He turns around and sees the others looking at him, "woah! What a dankiliscious group we got going on here." He smiles wide.
"What does that even mean?" Science asks softly.
"What the fuck?" Edge curses.
"Edge!" Blueberry gasps, "where are your manners?? No cursing, especially in front of guests!"
"Do I look like I fucking care?"
"Stop cursing!" Blueberry tries to look angry but with his childish attitude it makes him look cute instead.
"Yo yo, the scarf Broseph's right, cursing is so unfresh!!" The newer skeleton appears next to Blueberry, his shades reading 'YO-LO'.
"And the fuck what're you gonna do about?" Edge growls as he glares at the taller-by-a-millimeter multicolored skeleton.
"Then I'd have so show you some radtastic manners before you say something else that's undank."
Even though he have their signature smile that never left their face you could tell there's some major hostility in his words and his hidden glare from his shades. Science and Astro sees the perverted Sans looking at Fresh with a shocked gaze, his smile dropped and he shook a little in his boots, what's wrong with him?
"Yo Broseph!" The newer Sans yells as he walks past Edge, "how ya doing fam? Been keeping your hands to yourself?" He smiles wide as the other one nods his head furiously.
"You know him?" Edge asks in disgust.
"Lol, of course my radtastic amigo, this is Lust, a Broseph I met a few months ago, and I'm the Psychedelic Fresh btw." He slings his arm around his shoulder, Lust tenses even more.
Everyone looks at them strangely, except Blueberry.
"Wowie, I love your clothes! They're so colorful!!" He squeals.
"Thanks mate, uh don't think I've seen you radtastic fellahs before, who are you guys?"
"Oh, of course! I'm the Magnificent Blueberry and this is Science, Edge, Astro and Lazy by the wall sleeping."
"Nice to meet you all, yo!"
Another portal opens, well two to be precise, another skeleton in armour lands on his feet from the left portal while the right one lets another jacket clad skeleton fall on his back.
"What the fuck?" The armoured skeleton curses as he looks around. He looks similar to Blueberry but his armour is black, his scarf is blood red, he's wearing heels, he has a crack over his left socket and rather sharp fangs.
"No no no! There shall be no cursing here!" Blueberry huffs.
"I'm the Magnificent Sans, I can do whatever the fuck I want!" The new Sans growls as he stamps towards the group.
"No you're not, I am, and I'm more magnificent than you are because I don't curse." Blueberry glares.
"There's no way that's possible! I'm more magnificent than you, you worthless shit!"
"No you're not! And I'm not a worthless s-word, I'm on my way to becoming a member of the Royal Guard!"
They're meters apart but Astro and Fresh stop them before they can make contact.
"Hey calm down Blueberry." Astro says as he holds him back.
"Yeah yo, you're messing up the radtastic vibes from before, calm down brosephs." Fresh says as he holds back the new Sans.
"NO!! I MUST PROVE THAT I'M BETTER THAN THAT IMPOSTER!!" They both yell, trying to claw at each other but failing.
Just then an axe is thrown at the new Sans, effectively knocking him out as it ricochets off his head and to the Sans that appears with him. This Sans is a scary looking fellow. He has the same clothes as Lazy but there are red splatters all over them, his left socket has a dusty red pupil, his smile looks forced and pained and he has a large crack in his head. Luckily the actual blade of the axe didn't hit him and he's only limp in Fresh's arms. Everyone stares silently at him with wide eyes, his smile seems to grow, wider than his face could manage.
"Heh. . .he kept heh too much noise." His pupil seems to tremble in his head, Hus tone, low, raspy and solemn.
He walks to the wall behind him and sits against it, propping his skull in his clawed hand and racking his free claws against the blade of the axe. The others still stare in awe.
"What the actual fuck?" Edge curses once again.
"That was so weird." Science comments.
"Well that was a radtastically horrific encounter." Fresh says with a smile as he gently lays the other magnificent Sans on the floor.
"Aha, I've got it!" Blueberry cheers as he puts his fist in the palm of his hand.
"Got what?" Astro asks.
"Their nicknames, of course!" He gleams.
"I thought you were going to say something important." Edge huffs as he crosses his arms.
"But this is important! How can we cooperate to our full potential if we can't commit simple communication because we're all named 'Sans'?! It will be complete and utter mayhem!! Now I was thinking we could call our gent by the wall Horror, since he looks like he came from a horror comic," the skeleton makes a small wave hearing mention of him before continuing to rack his claws, "and we can call the unconscious one ReverseBlueberry since he's the reverse of me. Especially since I would never curse."
"ReverseBlueberry sounds like a mouthful," Astro chuckles, "how about we just call him RB?"
"Fair enough. RB and Horror it is, Mwehehehehe!!"
As the others lightly converse amongst themselves, Science stands in the background, he can't help but ponder what's going on. He recognize them, all of them, but he doesn't know why they're all here. Luckily they don't seem to recognize each other, otherwise there would be more discord than there already is. Science can't think of any possibilities why or how they got here, everyone just seems like they ripped from their timeline and sent here, but for what purpose?
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