@thebookgodess asked: Sherlock has john ever said to no sh*t sherlock Oh and one more thing john what is up with the red underwear I don't understand could you please explain ??

Greg what if a case came in and I turns out the murderer was a vampire ?? Mycroft would you let sherlock go or not. Well he probably wouldn't listen to you anyway

#(Main Room)#

S: He hasn't. He's talked about it before and said that he should use it but he never has remembered to. Plus, I'm not exactly one to state what is to people like John the obvious.

J: People like me?

S: You know, idiots.

J: Cheers for that.

S: So.. The underwear?

J: *sighs* I only wear them on Mondays. It's something of a tradition from Uni. We were playing truth or dare, childish I know, and a mate.. um.. God, I can't even remember who, dared me to wear these red underwear he had once a week for the rest of my life. Stupidly, I agreed and now it's just a tradition. It'd feel odd to now do that anymore...

S: I like them, anyway. Monday night almost certainly means sex.

J: Just an added bonus. *chuckles*

S: Before Mr and Mr Holmes-Lestrade answer the other question, I'd like to say that I'd be off before anyone could stop me and depending on how vampires actually work, I'd either kill the vampire or ask to be change. For example, if they actually had to hide away from the sun because they burn or, God forbid, sparkle, then I wouldn't want to be changed.

J: ... Hang on, did /Sherlock/ just refer to Twilight?

S: I did.

J: How to you even know about that...?

S: *raises a finger to lips* Shh. My brother and Greg have a question to answer.

J: ...Um.

#(Side Room)#

Greg: A vampire...? Okay.. Um, I'd probably panic, first of all.

Mycroft: You panic a lot

Greg: Oh? And what would you do? Just bare in mind that you'd found out vampires actually exist /and/ they murder people.

Mycroft: Okay... That's a fair point.

Greg: *smirks* Thank you.

Mycroft: As for 'letting' Sherlock investigate.. Hm. As you say, it's unlikely he'd listen, but if I did have the power to stop him, I doubt I would. After all, who other than Sherlock and his boyfriend are stupid enough to go looking for a vampire that is murdering people?

Greg: *clears throat*

Mycroft: No.

Greg: What?

Mycroft: I would, under no circumstances, let you go and put yourself in that kind of danger.

Greg: It's my job! It would be my case.

Mycroft: You'd be staying at home with me and Alex and let Sherlock go chop the things head off.

Greg: ... Okay. Fair point. I'd want to be at home with Alex if someone that dangerous was on the loose.

Mycroft: And as skilled a Detective Inspector you are, Sherlock is likely to wrap things up faster because he's stupid and will happily put himself in danger to solve a case.

Greg: *chuckles* Very true.