@LaRueWhitworth asked: Who's the loudest in bed?

#(Main Room)#

S: Easy. It's John.

J: No, Sherlock. It's definitely you.

S: Nope. It's you. You're always shouting my name and moaning.

J: You're no better!

S: It's John. He's the loudest in bed.

J: Nope. Sherlock is the loudest in bed

S: I am not! It's you, John. You're always loud

J: I'm pretty sure that you're only quiet for around 5% of the time.

S: I'm not saying I'm quiet, but you are definitely louder.

J: *chuckles* No, Sherlock. I'm not.

S: Are.

J: Not.

S: Are.

J: Not.... And we're not doing this again. It's so childish.

S: You always ruin the 'are not' and 'are too' wars...

J: The fact you're going all sulky just proves that you know I'm right. You're louder.

S: Am not!

J: *rolls eyes*

#(Side Room)#

Ms Hudson: It's Sherlock.

#(Main Room)#

J: *smirks*

S: *grumbles* Only by a little.