I was strolling around the Internet one day, and I kept stumbling over 'Ask Me' books. I started to think, which is a very dangerous thing for me to do.

Hey, I could make an Ask book! But who should it be about? Oh! My favorite cat, of course!

And thus, this incredibly idiotic book was born.
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"It's a me! Your talk show host, Foxstorm!"

"Foxstorm, for the last time you are not Italian! And this is not a talk show! Why are we using quotation marks?"

Foxstorm:WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS CRUSH MY DREAMS!

Ivypool:O.O S-Sorry.

Foxstorm:Whatever. :|

Awkward Silence: . . . . .Cough Cough.

Ivypool:So um. This err—this talk show. . . is all about asking and daring me . . .

Foxstorm:*Perks up*

Ivypool:And the host of this here talk show is Foxstorm the Italian.

Foxstorm:Aww! You really are the best cat!

Ivypool:Erm I don't know about best. . . 0///0

Foxstorm: So modest! Anyway, this isn't meant to be extremely SPOOFY. No tacos and flying fangirls. But we'll try to make it funny!

Ivypool: Ask away! :D there, I said it. Now give me my sixty bucks. -3-

Foxstorm: You thought I said SIXTY BUCKS? I said SIX TEA BOXES!

Ivypool: BOXES DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE BUCKS! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!

Foxstorm: HELP!!!!!!!