*Sans walks down the hallway* "iiiiii don't wanna set the wo-orld on firrrrrre! I just wanna set a flame, in your heeeaaar-rrt!!!!" Someone sings down the hall. *Sans walks into Flowey's room to see all the alcohol bottles in his room, over half of them empty, and Flowey crying while singing (really horribly) into a toothbrush* "Oh god..." Sans whispers to himself. "Hey buddy... you wanna tell me what all of this is?..." Asks Sans. "Th-this is.. my uh... this is my closest thing to e-expressing my *hic* emotions!" Says flowey trying to grab another bottle of alcohol. *Sans moves the alcohol away from Flowey. "How many of these did you drink?" Asks Sans. "A-about nine or... eleven? M-maybe two? I don't really know....." Says Flowey. "Kid, you can get seriously hurt from this! What were you thinking?!" Sans says seriously. "I was t-thinking that you don't care about me t-trash bag" Says Flowey. "Weed you may be dangerous and annoying but the kid cared about you so I guess I do to" Says Sans. *Flowey looks at Sans seriously* "C'mere Sans." Says Flowey. "Uh... what for?" Asks Sans. "J-just c'mere." Flowey says. "Okay...I guess..." Says Sans crouching down to Flowey's hight (Flowey's set on a bed) *Flowey smacks his face into Sans' to pathetically drunk kiss him, Sans freezes not really knowing what he should do in this situation, and then one incredibly important question pops into Sans' mind... "Is Flowey gay? Seriously?! I really thought he would be into Chara or Frisk or even Papyrus for all I know but me?! Doesn't the weed hate me or something?" They break away from their (Probably not even ship-able) kiss. 

"Fuck this confusing shit! I'm grabbing Toriel, you're her son!" Says Sans going into the living room to grab Toriel. "Tori! Your sons drunk, and I'm not gonna try and deal with that again!" Sans says grabbing Toriels hand and speed-walking to Flowey's room. "You talk to your son and I'm gonna pick up all this alcohol" Says Sans. "A-Asriel?" Asks Toriel. "Hi mom! Guess w-what I did!" Says Flowey excitedly. "What is it, my child?" She asks. "I kissed a s-skeleton! Hehehe!" Says Flowey starting to look pale. *Sans drops a beer bottle* "Hehe, he uh was probably just dreaming..." Says sans. "No Sansy, I k-kissed you! So y-you were there! Hehe!" Says Flowey. *Sans has gone silent with nothing left to say* "Sans? Did. . . Did you kiss my son?" Asks Toriel. "Your son kissed me! It wasn't my fault! I uh............................. Nope, I'm outta here!" Says Sans teleporting away.

*Toriel looks at Flowey who is now passed out from all the alcohol* "my child... I wish I had taken better care of you... I'm not sure how you're still alive. . . but I love you either way... Even if you don't love me back..." Says Toriel.

               -------Now to Where Sans went, which is i Alphys and undynes room------

*Undynes sleeping on the bed and Alphys is sitting at a desk looking exausted while fiddling with some flash-drives* *Alphys turns around then falling out of her chair when she saw Sans* "S-sans?! How long h-have you been standing t-there?!" Alphys Asks getting back up. "Sorry for scaring you Alphys, but I need a favor..." Says Sans seriously. *Alphys looks worried* "Y-Yes? What i-is it?" Asks Alphys.

"I need you to save Frisk... I don't care what it takes..." Says Sans. *Alphys puts on her glasses and picks up some anime's that are on the floor* "Sans. . . You know I can't do that... you know I won't do that." She says putting the anime's on a shelf. "Alphys, I'm asking nicely, please don't make me do anything I wouldn't want to" Says Sans making his eyes go pure black. "Sans, i-I know you miss Frisk, everyone does, but even if I was willing to help her, I would need a-another human soul and... if I do that s-she could end up l-like the uh... the amalgimites..." Says Alphys looking slightly dosed off. "Then I'll kill every god-damn human I come across! It's not like they can trap us underground again, they can't even use magic anymore!" Sans Yells. "What the? Sans?" Asks undyne sitting up. "I'm sorry Sans... I can't do that again..." Says Alphys walking out of the room. *Sans slowly walks out of the room slamming the door on his way out.    "...I'm sorry too..." He says to himself leaving the house.

 *Sans is in Mt. Ebott, Hotland, the true lab*  "C'mon Alphys you have to have some soul shards, or determination, or SOMETHING?!" Sans says looking through drawers and desks angrily. *Sans hears something growl in hunger behind him* "Huh?" Asks Sans turning around to see endogany growling visiously. "What? Alphys told me she brought you to your family's... why are you still... here?" Asks Sans.  *An amalgimate that looks like snowdrake comes out and says "she's a dirty little lier" multiple times, then another bird like amalgamate comes out and says something but it sounds like 10 different people are saying different things all at once* "What do you mean by "dirty lier"?" Asks Sans. "She would never let our family's see us..." Says the snowdrake looking one. "She left us here to rot!" Says a amalgamate that looks like froggit. *Endogany look hungrily at Sans, Sans notices this and backs up a bit* "H-Hey there buddy, it's okay uh... d-don't eat me, I could bring you some popato chisps" Says Sans trying to negotiate. *Endogany claws at Sans leaving him at .5 hp, Sans falls to the ground starting to cough up blood* "Endogany! Amalgamates! All of you, Stop fighting! I've found food for you guys, so stop tearing each other apart!" Yells a male voice. *What looks like riverperson comes from around the corner with a bag of old dog treats and popato chisps, the man realizes that Sans is there* "San- I mean... hello, are you ok?!" Says the man in a deep voice, setting the food down and going up to Sans. "Your voice. . . Do i... know you?" *Sans then passed out*