FullmetalZack:
Ed, I need your advice.

My friends at school make fun of me for being one inch sh-shorter than you.

what should I do?

Ed: You punch them in the face!

Al: BROTHER, DONT TELL THEM THAT!

Ed: But it's true!

Al: That doesn't matter!

Ed: Yes it does!

Al: YOU SHOULDN'T TELL PEOPLE TO PUNCH EACH OTHER!