VivienGonzales asks:

Dave, if you and Karkat gave birth, what would you name it?

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Chuck Norris.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE FIRST RESPONSE?

Because I'm quick witted.

YOU WISH. SO WHATS A NORRIS?

Jfc you're killing me, Smalls.

IM NOT THAT SHORT YOU BASTARD.

You've never watched a single good movie in your life.

YES I HAVE!

Just pick a damn name.

DAVE.

Yes?

NO, THATS THE NAME I PICK.

Really? You'd name our kid after me?

SURE. BETTER YOU THAN ME.

What if it's a girl?

UM... DAVA?

How about Dana or Danielle?

I LIKE DAVA.

Alrighty then. Dave and Dava. Cute names.

THANK YOU. THEY WERE INSPIRED BY AN OBNOXIOUS PRICK.

Awe. You flatter me.

TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW.

We're never having kids?

I AGREE 100%.