Ask/Dare 57 - Parasite(dammit he's back)

unnamedaccoundlol: Well now, turn the sub to smol babies and give them to their maste- AHEM, TO THEIR DOMS.

Nightmare: FINALLY, I'm back to nor-

Cross: *le poof*

Nightmare: ........

Cross: Guuu~

Ships: PUT HIM IN A COW ONESIE!!!

Error: Finally-

Ink: *le MAD JIC*

Error: wtf

Ink: *makes cute face*

Error: *picks up*

PJ: Huh? o-o

Halluciv: *le pooooof*

Xcellence: -_-'

Halluciv: *trying to say 'senpai'*

Xcellence: *nosebleed and heavy blush*

Reaper: Wait what-

Geno: Pu meh dun! >:c

Reaper: *looses it*

Scarletthehedgie: ( le whisper to Ink ) aye Ink,how would ya feel if Error is a Vampire ( smirk )

Ink: What difference would it make...?

Ships: They're considered seductive.

Error: There's already a vampire me.

Ships: *le magic*

Error: What. *le vampire for the rest of the chapter*

Ink: I still don't get it.

Ships: Just wait. Just-

Error: *tackles Ink*

Ships: NEXT!

Geno_Death: *Pets all kids and thinks of something* F*** IT *Gives kids eevees* Take care of them!

PJ: Cuuuute!!!

Gradient: *pets*

Incubux: *pats head*

Moonlight: :O

Noah: *le tackled by Eevee*

NiXss: *glares at Asker* DUN TOUCH ME! *golds up scissors*

Ships: No hurting the Anons- Oh, too late...

NiXss: *chases Asker while holding massive scissors*

Littletale Sans: o-o

Poketale Sans: Tainertale and I are going to teach you how to care for your Pokémon.

Tainertale Sans: Sup.

fnafgirl026:
First to everyone why do u call fresh a parasite?
And ink can I have a hug plz I love art but people call me a weirdo for it
And I dare horror and lust to play 7 hours in heaven yes I said "SEVEN"

Ink: You're not a weirdo! *hugs Asker* ;w;

Horror: WHAT.

Lust: *grabs Horror*

Horror: PRAY FOR MEEEE-

Lust: *teleports away*

Fresh: Well ya' see-

Ships: *swats glasses off and shoves hand into Fresh' empty eye socket*

Fresh: *screeches* UNCOOL YO-

Ships: *takes something out*

Parasite!Fresh: *still screeching*

Ships: Fresh isn't a skeleton at all. He's a literal parasite who possesses skeletons to live. He feeds off of their soul, or something like that.

Random Once-Possessed Skeleton: *collapses and passes out*

Error: Yep...that's our brother...

Geno: *nods*

Ships: How long can he go without a host?

Error: About half an hour.

Parasite!Fresh: *tries to escape*

Ships: *drops*

Parasite!Fresh: *screeches and scurries back into host*

Ships: That's some Alien sh!t.

Fresh: *slowly sits up* That was totally unrad, yo.

Ships: That's nightmare fuel...


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