Wipper: oh jeez. Okay, um... Dipper was... Can I be honest?

Bipper: that's why we're here.

Wipper: he was awful to me at first. He wouldn't even give me the time of day. But I guess somewhere along the way, I grew on him. And vice versa. He started being a little nicer and gentler to me and finally we started getting close. And now we're dating. And I hope he's not listening right now, but I think he's very cute, intelligent, and cunning.

Bipper: boooring! Well, thanks for reading. See ya later, kiddos. 💛