Me: Hello Everyone!

Hiro: *yawns and falls asleep on my shoulder*

Me: *Wacks his head*

Hiro: AGH! I'm up!

Tadashi: Hey Talle!

Me: So how was your naps?

Honey Lemon: Refreshing! We just read your last chapter- super hilarious!

GoGo: what was? the only thing you mentioned was how Talle was half Asian and Caucasian 

Honey Lemon: Um, Fred's dares were hilarious?

Wasabi: well i'm glad updates are becoming more frequent

Me: yeah, i think i procrastinate most when i know a dare is big... otherwise short ones can be accomplished pretty quick

Fred: I heard there was another dare for Freddy!

Me: yup! there is!

Tadashi: Another? this will be good!

Me: yup! It's from shy_fangirl 

GoGo: okay, and what would she like Fred to do?

Me: Do...his laundry

Everyone: WHAT

Fred: Can't baymax do it?

Hiro: Baymax is charging Fred...

Wasabi: about time you do your laundry!

 Fred: *sighs* alright, let the torturous activity begin!

*Book magic takes us to a very bad smelling laundry room*

Tadashi: the smell is so bad i think i'll pass out!

Wasabi: *faints*

GoGo: i guess he was a step ahead of you... *Holds her nose* yuck

Me: i honestly don't mind the smell

Honey Lemon: SERIOUSLY?!

Hiro: How?!

Me: um... well like... I've smelt worse but the smell just isn't powerful to me- and i have a strong sense of smell

Fred: right... so lets do this laundry! *opens washing machine and dumps cloths in*

Me: um... okay i hope Fred knows what he is doing

Fred: Relax Talleipoo, this is my mom's recipe!

Honey Lemon: wait, recipe?!

Fred: *grabs eggs, milk, butter and water*

Hiro: WAIT FRED!

Fred: *cracks two eggs neatly and empties them inside*

Wasabi: *still passed out*

Tadashi: FRED WAIT!

Fred: *dumps eggs in and adds milk*

Me: oh gosh...

Fred: *Adds all the ingredients and grabs a broom*

Hiro: wait what are you doing?!

Fred: *stirs clothes and cake mix*

Wasabi: *recovers* Oh my gosh Fred what are you doing?!

Fred: Laundry! My mom's recipe!

GoGo: i think that's a cake recipe!

Fred: *adds dish washer liquid and closes the machine* What?

Hiro: *cringes as the washing machine turns on and cracks with the eggs inside*

Me: Well, i understand one reason why Fred can't do the laundry...

Wasabi: Right...may we please leave this room before i break down by the poorly done laundry?

Honey Lemon: *cries* all those poor clothes! I feel so bad for them!

Tadashi: Right...let's just...leave this room 

*story book magic teleports us back*

Me: right, we all learned Fred can't do the laundry today...

Tadashi: I don't honestly know what i was expecting...

Fred: i think i got confused with a cake recipe...

Me: glad you noticed...

GoGo: anyways, we have time for two more dares, one of them from Animefreakfangurl

Honey Lemon: we have to have a pun war...

Hiro: oh gosh, i'm not very punny....

Me: wow, slow clap for you....

Fred: But seriously, what shall this pun war be about?

Wasabi: i dunno, how about we continue with the next dare and if we think of a sentence or a pun we continue?

Me: what a grape idea!

GoGo: That joke was the yeast funniest thing i have ever heard

Hiro: This is gonna be a berry painful pun war

Wasabi: these are so bad i'mma pasta out

Tadashi: Shiitake, that was bad Wasabi

Fred: Jello? are we really all that bad at this

Me: Hey Hiro! olive you!

Hiro: *blushes red* WHAT?! um... we make a nice pear?

Honey Lemon: *squeals* Flirting in food puns are so cheesey yet cute!

Me: *blushes* um I think we are a match made in lemon?

Honey Lemon: OH I AM GONNA PIE FROM THIS CUTENESS

Hiro: I love you from my head tomatoes?

GoGo: i gotta ketchup with all these puns..

Fred: I avacadon't know what to say... that was cute!

Tadashi: My bro...you realize you are flirting in the least flancy way possible?

Wasabi: guys, i donut want to continue this anymore.

Honey Lemon: okay... but mussel we stop?

Me: as much as i'd love pour this to go on, it must stop

GoGo: okay then, that's eggcellent, i was getting tired of this

Fred: you have got to be yolking me! GoGo, this is fun!

Hiro: okay, lettuce stop now

Wasabi: okay.. even though i was only getting started

Tadashi: you mean tarted?

Me: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH

everyone: *silent*

Honey Lemon: did you mean all those puns before?

Me: WHAT!? no! well, yeah no!

Tadashi: i think someone is lying...

Fred: yeah!

Me: *rolls* eyes. what ever guys... onto the next dare from MLP_LOVES_NUTELLAHH !

Honey Lemon: i know you are trying to change the subject *squints eyes at me* but okay.....

GoGo: what's the dare?

Me: we have to have a round of truth or dare, kissing dares are to be included and she claimed that for it to be fair, she shall join

Fred: YAY

Wasabi: so she arrives when?

*MLP enters the room*

MLP: Hey guys!

GoGo: Sup?

MLP: Not much...are we ready to get this round of truth or dare started?

Me: YUP!

MLP: Alright! let's sit in a circle and begin!

*everyone sits in a circle* 

Hiro: Okay, so since MLP is a guest and fellow reader, she can go first

MLP: Cool! Okay...GoGo, truth or dare?

GoGo: um...dare?

MLP: I dare you to ....kiss Fred

Fred: *looks up from the bag of chips he is eating* Huh? someone say my name?

GoGo: well, we went straight out to kissing dares didn't we?

Me: yup...

GoGo: *grabs Fred and kisses him quickly* EW!

Hiro: you know she never said where to kiss him right...

GoGo: Don't tell me.

Fred: whoa! what just happened?!

GoGo: Your dreams did- Wasabi, truth or dare?

Wasabi: truth, i'd rather play it safe thanks

GoGo: how many times have you been asked out by a girl?

Wasabi: um...why?

Tadashi: wait, Wasabi has been asked out before?

Hiro: *places hand on Tadashi's shoulder* my dear brother, this is what we call a miracle

Wasabi: seriously guys?

Hiro, tadashi, MLP, Fred and I: *pretends to pray* A MIRACLE!!!

Wasabi: oh brother...

MLP: THANK YOU FOR THIS MIRACLE!

GoGo: okay i think our group is insane.

Honey Lemon: That looks like fun!

Wasabi: OKAY STOP!

Everyone: *goes silent*

Wasabi: three girls, but i turned them all down, happy?

Me: woah! Wasabi! Didn't know you had it in you!

Wasabi: well now you know, Tadashi, truth or dare?

Tadashi: truth or dare...uh...dare? why not?

Wasabi: go get Fred's laundry

Tadashi: *sighs* be right back....

Hiro: poor Dashi

MLP: what's wrong with Fred's laundry

Me: you will see

Tadashi: *comes back screaming*

Honey Lemon: what's wrong? DID SOMEONE KISS YOU?! I WILL MURDER THEM FOR MY SENPAI!!!

Tadashi: *stares at Honey Lemon* what? no! wait a second did you call me-

Honey Lemon: no! anyways, what's wrong?

Tadashi: *shows us a cake with rainbow icing* this... is his clothes...

Fred: sweet! it worked!

Me: unbelievable

Hiro: that was my line!

Me: to bad

MLP: that... is the craziest thing ever

GoGo: i still don't understand his fake science...

Wasabi: See now THAT is a miracle!

Me: ha ha very funny...well, Tadashi did the dare so he can choose someone!

Tadashi: Okay! i would go dare Hiro but that wouldn't be fair on Honey Lemon who i think really wants to give him a dare soo... Talle! Truth or dare?

Me: oh shoot...um.... truth?

Tadashi: do you like Hiro?

Me: DARE!!!

MLP: well then...

Tadashi: i dare you to answer my question

Honey Lemon: YAS! *high fives tadashi*

Me: damn it...

Hiro: *turns away* I WON'T LISTEN!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Me: *stares at Hiro* i don't know how but....yes

GoGo: CALLED IT! *snatches Wasabi''s money*

Honey Lemon: CHANIRO!

Hiro: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

MLP: *removes Hiro's hands from his ears*

Hiro: oh so she answered?

Me: yup!

Hiro: okay, i don't wanna know

Me: good!

Tadashi: i swear these two are so stubborn...

Me: truth or dare Fred!

Fred: Um...dare?

Me: okay...i dare you to wear Honey Lemon's heels and walk around us in a circle three times

Honey Lemon: *hands Fred her shoes*

Fred: *tries to stand up and falls* i nearly broke my ankle!

GoGo: this is for the stupid kiss!

Fred: *stumbles and falls hard on his face* okay, i think i'm getting it!

Wasabi: oh i can't watch!

Fred: *breaks the heel off the shoe* AGH! *face plants*

Me: ouch...

MLP: that will leave a mark...

Honey Lemon: my shoe!

Fred: *waddles back and hands Honey Lemon her shoes*

Hiro: it's okay Honey Lemon, we can fix it with story book magic!

Fred: *fixes shoe* Ta DA!

Honey Lemon: *inspects the shoes* okay then...

GoGo: so Fred, who do you nominate in this game of truth or dare?

Fred: HONEY LEMON!

Honey Lemon: *sighs* alright Freddy, i choose truth

Fred: if you had to be a guy for the day, what would you do?

Honey Lemon: *thinks* probably...go to the store and try guy clothes on...

MLP: *smiles* of course you would.

Honey Lemon: *shrugs* it would be an interesting experienced!

Hiro: it's really not but anyways...

Honey Lemon: Okay! Hiro, truth or dare?

Hiro: dare obviously!

MLP: ooooh!

Honey Lemon: ooh indeed, i dare you to...kiss..

Me: oh no...

Honey Lemon: TALLE!

Hiro: *throws hands up in defeat* Fine! i ain't scared of kissing a girl!

Me: right... you brought this on yourself...

Fred: but you've done it before

Me: i don't know if i classify that a real kiss Fred, you guys pushed our heads together.

GoGo: and we will do it again if you don't hurry

Tadashi: Quickly MLP, pass Honey Lemon a camera!

MLP: On it! *looks for camera*

Hiro: *sighs* lets make this quick and painless

Me: right

Fred: you mean nice and slow?

Me: *glares at Fred* 

Wasabi: three, two, one!

Hiro and I: *kiss*

The gang: *screams* *camera flashes left, right and center*

Hiro and I: *break apart*

Honey Lemon: YAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA!

Hiro: *rolls his eyes* MLP, you get the final one, truth or dare?

MLP: you can't get over a kiss like that so easily! NU UH!

Me: *rolls eyes* oh bother

Hiro: well...when you guys are ready, truth or dare?

Gang: *goes crazy*

Me: i doubt they are gonna stop any time soon.

*2 hours later*

MLP: okay! we are done!

GoGo: i was done the moment it started

Honey Lemon: this was so cute!

Me: you guys reailze it was just a kiss? nothing has been established apart from that

Tadashi: seriously? you guys don't want to be a couple?

Hiro and I: *blush*

Honey Lemon: CHANIRRROOOOOO!!! *cries* it's never gonna happen!

Hiro: *backs up* Right...okay, MLP, wanna choose a truth or a dare?

MLP: *thinks* i'll go with a dare

Hiro: okay... i dare you ....to slap my brother for not helping me!

MLP: Slap tadashi?!

Tadashi: why am i involved ?!

Me: cause you didn't help us out of this situation!

MLP: okay then...Sorry Dashi *slaps tadashi*

Tadashi: OW!

GoGo: *laughs* oh that's funny

Me: lucky Baymax did't activate

MLP: oh yeah, is baymax in his charging pod?

Hiro: *nods* yeah...but don't worry, he'll be back very soon!

Me: but yeah, in the mean time, i think we better say goodbye as our time is up! Thanks for joining us MLP!

MLP: No prob!

Gang: BAI!