Hunter:  we have Chipotle coming cause I know all you pigs are hungry

*the group laughs*

Hunter: and we have the baby coming at the same time so don't be confused and eat the wrong one okay... that was so dark

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Sam: *hits head on the cabinet*

Hunter: *actually concerned*  did you just hit your head ohmigod..

Sam: no it's fine it didn't hurt

Hunter: do we have to baby prof that?

Sam: no no

Ali: the baby isn't that tall but if it was EW *laughs*

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Hunter: oh no I have to clear all our histories on our computers!

Sam: the baby's not gonna tap your little keyboards!

Hunter: Kids know how to use technology now!

Yeah I don't know what this is either