3rd P.O.V.

Meanwhile...

Pam is in her office talking with Dr. Krieger using a dolphin puppet to communicate with him.

Pam: Because when your co-workers put food in the refrigerator... that's a bond of trust, okay? And if you violate that trust, or the food, there's...

Archer came into her office carrying a box of donuts.

Archer: There's my favorite section head.

Pam: I am dealing with the break room problem.

Archer: Oh, good. You caught the... Oh, wait I had something for this. The Pita Predator.

Pam: You know what?

Archer: Sorry. Let's just call it what it is.... Food rapіst.

Pam: Not a pretty name, is it?

Archer: Pam, if you want some food that's supposed to be cream filled... I offer these delicious doughnuts.

Pam: Yeah?

Archer: In exchange for a favor.

Pam: A favor?

Archer: Yeah.

Pam: After how you treated me?

Flashback...

Archer is seen hitting Pam repeatedly with the same dolphin puppet as Lana is trying her best to hold him back.

Archer: **** your dolphin, Pam.

Lana: Archer, she's down, all right?

Archer: Your ******* dolphin.

Lana: She's tapping out.

Archer: **** You.

Lana: I think she peed.

End of Flashback...

Pam: You're so lucky I didn't need any stitches after what you did. I'm so glad Y/n punch you across the face to make you stop.

Archer: Don't remind me. It still hurts whenever I remembered it and besides, I broke my watch. So, I'm sorry for that.

Pam: Hmm...

Archer: But I need your help, Pam, because I'm... um, conducting a mole hunt.

Pam: *Gasp*

Archer: Gasp you should... because if you let me in the mainframe, I'll drop these doughnuts. Then you can pretend they're marbles and you're a hungry, hungry...

Pam pushes a button on her desk to close the door in front of Acher face.

Archer: Hungry hippo.

Archer then spots Lana by her desk as she makes her way towards him.

Archer: Lana. Hey, I know I'm supposed to be up my own ass right now but...

Only to have the donuts slapped out of his hand and to the ground as she walks away from him.

Archer: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup.

Archer: Because that's how you get ants.

Lana: Yay.

Archer walks away just as Lana came across Y/n in the hallway.

Lana: Hey, sweetheart~

Y/n: Hello my beautiful Amazon~

They both share a passionate kiss before Lana wrap her arms around his neck.

Lana: So, I heard Malory wanted to speak with you. What happened?

Y/n: Yeah, it turns out someone has been stealing agency's money.

Lana: Really, who do you think could be stealing from the agency.

Y/n: I can take a guess.

Lana: Don't tell me... it's Archer isn't.

Y/n: Bingo! Considering I saw him not long ago trying to shoot down the door where the Mainframe is located.

Lana: That explain his change of behavior earlier.

Y/n: You saw him?

Lana: Yeah, he wanted to bribe me with donuts. How stupid is that! Either way I just ignored him and that when I came across you.

Y/n: Alrighty then... but before I go after Archer. I wanted to ask you something.

Lana: What is it, sweetie?

Y/n: I received a request from Malory herself if...

Lana: If?

Y/n: We're ok with a threesome with her.

Lana: You're kidding.

Y/n: I can decline if you're not ok with it. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable even though is Malory herself.

Lana: Is not that... I was just thinking how much this will piss off Archer.

Y/n: You want to piss him off don't you.

Lana gave Y/n a smirk.

Lana: Hell yeah, baby~

Y/n: So, tonight?

Lana: Tonight but I'm letting her know that I'm only allowing it because I'll be there.

Y/n: Got it, now I got to go after Archer before he does anything stupid.

Lana gave Y/n a quick kiss on lips before letting him go.

Lana: Take care and I'll see you after work.

Y/n: Ok, love you.

Lana: Love you too~

They went their separate ways as Y/n follow after Archer. Back with Archer, he arrived at Cyril's office. Archer: Cyril, my favorite section head.

Cyril: What do you want?

Archer: To apologize for my behavior.

Cyril: Well...

Archer: And also, to... What are you doing?

Cyril is seen cutting some vegetables on his desk.

Cyril: Oh, just dicing veggies for dinner. I always make stir-fry on Friday.

Archer: Neat. Listen...

Cyril: Guess what I call it.

Archer: Stir Friday?

Cyril: Wow, that's actually better.

Archer: Yup. It's all yours. So come let me in the mainframe.

Cyril: Is this about your operations account?

Archer: No. Cyril... Yeah? I'm on a top-secret mole hunt.

Cyril: Oh, yeah, Pam mentioned that.

Archer: Wha...? When?

Cyril: Well, she called a minute ago. You know how Pam loves to gossip.

Archer: Yeah. I need rug marbles. I know. So, come let me into the mainframe.

Cyril: Okay. I need to confirm this with your mother.

Archer: No. No. I mean, what? Cyril. What if she is the mole? Think about it.

Cyril: Your own mother.

Archer: Think what that would do to me if we had to kill her...

Cyril: Archer.

Archer: ...by stabbing her wrinkly neck... with a knife?

Cyril: Yeah. I can't let you in there.

Archer: Can't or won't?

Cyril: Either?

Archer: And after I gave you Stir Friday.

Cyril: That is much better. I know. But if you wanna access the mainframe...

Archer: What?

Cyril: I guess you'd have to break in.

Archer: Break into the ISIS mainframe.

Cyril: Which is obviously ludicrous. As is this baby corn. What is that about? Archer?

Archer was already gone by the time Cyril realized it.

Cyril: Ok then...

Y/n then arrive at Cyril's office.

Y/n: Hey Cyril, have you seen Archer.

Cyril: Oh hey, Y/n. And yeah, he just left a moment ago.

Y/n: Did he say anything to you?

Cyril: Yeah, he was asking me to let him in the Mainframe, but I decline him since I can't let anyone in without Ms. Archer permission.

Y/n: What else?

Cyril: He also mentions about a mole, but I already knew that because Pam gossip about it on her social media account.

Y/n: Seriously Pam... anyway, what this mention about a mole.

Cyril: He believes there's a mole in ISIS that why he wants to get into the Mainframe.

Y/n: *thought* He trying to cover up his spending and I get feeling he'll try to pin it on me somehow by switching expenses with my account or someone else.

Cyril: So, when I decline his request. I did mention to him about breaking into ISIS to access the Mainframe which I told him it was ludicrous-

Y/n: You what!?

Cyril got startle by Y/n reaction.

Cyril: W-Was that a bad idea?

Y/n: Cyril if you know Archer as much as I do then you should know he'll do something stupid as to break into ISIS. I mean didn't you find it suspicious the way he was behaving earlier?

Cyril: Well yes but... I thought it was spies business as usual.

Y/n: Cyril... I really need to train you on how tell someone is up to something spy or not. So, do you know where he went afterwards?

Cyril: Sorry no. Archer left my office immediately after I told him about the break in.

Y/n: This is bad.

Cyril got suspicious about Y/n concern.

Cyril: Y/n does this have to do with the odd expenses account.

Y/n: Yeah, and I get the idea Archer is behind it.

Cyril: I figured something was off about him today. Now I know why...

Y/n: Doesn't matter now. I'll look for him tonight at ISIS when he breaks in and catch him in the act. I'll tell Lana to pick you up from your home so you can see for yourself if he changed anything with the accounts.

Cyril: Thats sounds like an excellent plan.

Y/n: Alright, I have to go. See you tonight, Cyril.

Y/n leaves Cyril's office and makes his way to Malory's office as he knocks on her door.

Malory: Come in.

Y/n enter her office as Malory is happy to see him.

Malory: Y/n~! Is so good to see you again in my office. Have you considered my offer earlier~?

Y/n: That what I want talk to you about. Me and Lana agreed to accept your request.

Malory: How wonderful~

Malory pushes a button on her desk that close the door behind Y/n and lock it.

Malory: Now let me explain my request in DETAIL so we have an understanding~ *giggle*

Y/n: *thought* I feel like I'm going to regret this but at the same time excited because I can rub it in Archer faced that I ****** his mom.

Malory then explain the request in DETAIL to Y/n as the day went by and it was nighttime.

At Night...

From a distance, Y/n is staking out the Agency in his car waiting for Archer to arrive.

Y/n: Where are you, Archer?

Waiting a couple more minutes until he spots something in the sky as sees someone ziplining their way across the building and into agency's rooftop.

Y/n: There you are Archer.

Y/n calls Lana on the phone immediately.

Phone call...

Lana: What's up.

Y/n: Archer is on the move. He made his way in through the building rooftop. Go pick up Cyril and bring him back here.

Lana: On it.

End of Phone call...

Hanging up the phone, Y/n was about to leave his car until he spots someone familiar making their way through the front entrance.

Y/n: Wait a minute is that...

Later...

After Archer mange to break into ISIS security and access the Mainframe, he starts changing the expenses from his account and switch it with someone else. He was thinking on putting the unexpected expenses on Y/n's account at first, but when he realized that just make things more suspicious on him because no one would believe Y/n did it. So, he decided to rethink the idea...

Archer: I can't put the blame on Y/n because that won't work... So, let's just put all my expenses... into some pathetic idiot's account by the name of... Oh, Krenshaw.

Krenshaw: Oh. Now that's not very nice.

Krenshaw appears by the door with a gun drawn at Archer catching him by surpise as he held Archer at gun point.

Archer: Oh, God. Hey, I was... I was just talking about you. And about how this isn't what it looks like.

Krenshaw: A lot of that going around.

Archer: Yeah. It's an epidemic.

Krenshaw: For example, my real name is Kremenski.

Archer: Is that sound...? Is that Jewish?

Krenshaw: It's Russian.

Archer: Um... Russian-Jewish?

Krenshaw: I'm the mole, idiot.

Archer: What? I made up the mole.

Krenshaw: Yes, but you told Pam and now everyone is looking for a real mole.

Archer: God, do we hate Pam.

Krenshaw: So, I have to escape. And irony. Thanks for breaking into the mainframe for me. Double irony. I'll need 50,000 for travel expenses.

Archer: Fifty thousand?

Krenshaw: From your account.

Archer: That's too much.

Krenshaw: It's all last-minute bookings for two.

Krenshaw cock the trigger and point it at Archer's face making Archer realize he ****** up.

Archer: Wha...? Oh.

They both leave the Mainframe together while Krenshaw keeps Archer at gunpoint. Keeping the gun pointed at his back as he takes him hostage.

Krenshaw: Because when I hand the notorious Duchess to the KGB... I won't just get a promotion; I'll get my own dacha. Too bad I can't get the double the prize without the head of ISIS number agent L/n. He considered the number target from where I'm from.

Archer: Seriously, him!? I'm number 1# agent in ISIS.

Krenshaw: Doubt it considering your incompetence. Now move so I can get my dacha.

*Click*

Lana: Too bad you'll never see it.

Lana came up from the front pointing her gun at Krenshaw catching him by surprise.

Krenshaw: What the...?

*Click*

Krenshaw felt something metal pointed on the back of his head as raise hands in the air.

Y/n: Drop it! And keep those hands up in the air, Krenshaw.

Archer: Y/n, you're here as well?

Y/n: No shit, dumbass. We came save your ass after I spotted this bastard sneaking inside the building after you.

Krenshaw: I wouldn't expect anything less from the number 1# spy of ISIS.

This pissed off Archer as he use this chance to punch Krenshaw in throat and sweep kick him to the floor. Y/n still kept his pointed at Krenshaw.

Archer: Lana, Y/n, Krenshaw's a mole. And his name's not really Krenshaw, it's Kremenski. Definitely Russian, possibly a Jew. I don't know. Thoughts?

Lana: Yeah, we can see that. Shut up. And you, drop it.

Krenshaw: Or what?

Archer: No, no, no. Do not wind her up. That is a big gun, and she is baby crazy.

Lana: *gasp* Baby crazy?

Y/n: Archer, not the time!

Archer: That's why I dumped her.

Lana: You little... You sack of shit.

Lana redirected her gun to Archer as she got close to him with Archer doing the same and drawing out his gun and pointing it at Lana.

Archer: What? What?

Y/n: Archer, get that gun out away from my wife!

The two spies started arguing while Y/n kept an eye on them while keeping his gun pointed at Krenshaw.

Lana: I dumped you because you're dragging around a 35-year-old umbilical cord.

Archer: See? All you talk about is baby shit because you're baby crazy.

Archer and Lana put their guns under each other chin as things get escalated and Y/n has step in.

Lana: You wanna see crazy?

Archer: No, I've seen that movie... and spoiler alert, it ends with a closetful of my suits on fire.

Lana: I wish you'd been wearing one.

Archer: Who would want to wear an on-fire suit?

Lana: Cosplay enthusiasts.

Archer: What?

Lana: Wait... shit!

Archer: Do you even hear how totally batshit insane you sound?

Y/n: Knock it off you two!

Y/n got in between them and protect his wife from Archer.

Y/n: The reason this is happening Archer is because you decided spend agency's money on stupid things and try cover it up by blaming it on someone else.

Archer: You have no proof of that!

Y/n: Then why are you here. At night. Wearing a stupid black turtleneck like you're getting ready to rob a place.

Archer: One this turtleneck is not stupid. And two, mind your own damn business.

Y/n: Swear to god, Archer! I this close with shooting you in the foot again.

Archer: Try it!

*Ding*

All three immediately stop what they're doing when they heard the elevator as they notice Krenshaw is gone.

Lana: I'll tell you what I hear.

Archer: Yeah, please keep talking.

Y/n: Shut up, Archer.

Outside of the Agency...

Malory is seen talking with Cyril who is inside Lana's car while eating Stir-fry.

Malory: So why are you sitting here in the car eating stir-fry?

Cyril: Oh, it's Stir Friday. And Lana said to.

They stop talking as Krenshaw came running out the building only to stop when spotting Malory and Cyril.

Malory: Krenshaw?

Krenshaw: Ms. Archer?

Malory: What's this flap about a break-in?

Y/n, Lana, and Archer arrive just in time to catch up with Krenshaw.

Archer: Mother, look out. Krenshaw is a mole.

Malory: Oh, Pam's just full of crap as she is of carbohydrates.

Y/n: Archer is not lying, Malory! Krenshaw is an undercover spy.

Malory: Now...

Lana: Look out!

Krenshaw grabs Malory and taking her hostage as Y/n, Lana, and Archer have their gun aimed at him.

Krenshaw: Not this time, you impossible bitch. Also, you should all be nicer to Pam.

Lana: I am always nice to her.

Cyril: To her face.

Y/n: You don't want to piss her, Cyril. Remember she's your ride home.

Lana: And why aren't you in the car? I told you to wait inside.

Malory: Will somebody do something?

Archer grabs Lana and takes her hostage, Y/n and Cyril looked at him shocked and dumbfounded.

Y/n: Archer, what the hell!?

Lana: What are you doing, you idiot?

Archer: Shut up. It's classic misdirection.

Lana: Uh...

It was a Mexican standoff or is it a reverse Mexican standoff. Either way, Y/n was confused who shoot at one hand he wants to shoot Archer and save Lana. But on the other hand, shoot Krenshaw and save Malory.

Y/n: *thought* Damn it, Archer! Why did you make this difficult.

Archer: Looks like we've got a Mexican standoff, Kremenski.

Krenshaw: How is this a Mexican standoff?

Y/n: That what I was thinking.

Lana: Dumb-ass.

Kremenski: I don't care if you shoot her.

Y/n: I do.

Krenshaw: But what if I shoot her, mama's boy?

Krenshaw put his gun closer to Malory face making her nervous.

Malory: Sterling?

Krenshaw: Yes. Picture her dead in the gutter...

Malory: Sterling.

Malory tries to break free but is unable to.

Krenshaw: And what your pathetic life will be like without old Mommy dearest.

Archer think to himself for a moment until something hard poke Lana from behind.

Lana: Jesus Christ.

Y/n: What is it?

Lana: He's got an erection.

Malory: What?

Y/n: The ****, Archer! That's my wife!

Krenshaw: What the hell is wrong with you people?

Krenshaw push Malory away out of disgust as Y/n catches her in his arm. Just for Krenshaw to be shot multiple times in the body before getting a headshot by Y/n.

Archer: Nothing. You, on the other hand... Ow. Ow.

Malory hits Archer with her purse out of anger.

Malory: An erection?

Archer: Ow. Hey. What's in there, buckles?

Malory: The thought of me dead gives you an erection?

Archer: No, just half of one. The other half would have really missed you. I mean, not... Oh.

Malory: Ugh.

Y/n: Disgusting Archer.

Archer: Johnny Bench called.

They later went inside ISIS as Cyril goes over the accounts as he pulls out some paper from the computer.

Cyril: Yep. See here, Krenshaw just stole 50,000 from Archer's account. Must have been doing it all along.

Archer: Apology accepted, ass douche.

Cyril: Hey.

Y/n: Knock it off, Archer. I still know you did it.

Archer: Shut it, Dumbass.

Lana point her gun at Archer in anger as Y/n does the same.

Lana: Call him that again...

Archer: Make me.

Lana: What?

Lana and Y/n point their guns at Archer's face as Archer looks to his mother for help.

Archer: Mother! Do you see this?

But Malory is still talking to herself.

Malory: I just don't understand.

Archer: This is a hostile work environment.

Malory: I would have known if we had a mole.

Lana: How?

Malory: How what, dear?

Archer: How could you know if we had a mole?

Malory think to herself about her earlier call on the phone as Y/n gets the idea what happened earlier.

Y/n: *thought* She was sex talking with someone on the phone. That explain why she was sexually frustrated earlier and why she asked me for that request along with the benefits from the details she gave me if we or I want to continue.

Malory: And who are you, Comrade Questions?

Archer: Comrade...?

Malory: Oh, shut up. You and your erection. And why are there doughnuts everywhere?

Archer: La-

Y/n /Lana: Archer did that.

Malory: Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. Whatever, go home everyone!

Lana: Come on, Cyril. I'll take you back home. See you at home, Y/n.

Y/n: Alright.

Lana, Cyril, and Archer start leaving for the elevator. Y/n was about to leave as well but Malory pulled him aside.

Malory: And you young man, I will see you tonight~ Wait up for me, ok~ *giggle*

Malory walk on ahead of him as she sway her hips for to him see in full view.

Y/n: *thought* I'll be honest... she still ******* hot for someone her age, no kidding.

Midnight...

It was the middle of the night and a car pulled up in front of Y/n and Lana house. The person who was driving the car stepped out turning out to be Malory wearing a large coat covering her whole body.

Malory: What a nice house, I can't believe Y/n and Lana live here.

Malory locks her car and makes her way toward the front door of the house.

Malory: Oh, this is so exciting! I can't believe I'm finally going to have sex with Y/n. I've been dreaming for this moment so long.

Standing in front of the door, she checks herself one more time before knocking.

Malory: Ok, Malory... hair ok, check. Make up great, check. Boobs perfect, check. And last...

Malory slap her ass feeling how thicc it still is after all these years.

Malory: Ass still thicc as I remember, perfect!

She knocks on the door as she waited for a second before the door opened revealing to be Y/n and Lana by the door.

Y/n: Hey, Malory. So, you finally showed up.

Malory: Wouldn't missed it in the world, Handsome~

Lana: Keep in mind, Malory. Y/n is still my husband, I only agree to this idea because you wanted a threesome with both of us.

Malory: Don't worry, Lana. I not going to take Y/n away from you just want to have fun with him. Anyway...

Malory untie her coat as she flash her sexy naked body to the married couple as they looked on stunned.

Malory: Shall we get started~

Y/n /Lana: Whoa!

Malory smile to herself liking the reaction.

Malory: *thought* Mmm~ Honey, you've still got it~

Malory step inside the house as the couple close the door behind them as they make their way toward the master bedroom and get started on the fun.