You've got the moves like Jagger
A new day,a new challenge,and a new jacket to give for the task that's going to take place in one of my favourite countries-Germany!
Until then,however,to visit the economy class,since I promised Lindsay I'd give her my lipstick-doubles from Kiko.
DJ:Man,I'm so sick of having this stupid animal mangling curse!
LeShawna:curse,shmurse.The more you believe that thrash,the more power it has over you!
DJ:Wow.Really?Maybe you're right!
me:*confused head-tilt*Don't worry so much,DJ,it's just like LeShawna said.You've got to be strong!Have a little faith!
DJ:*grins*Thank you,girls!I already feel much better!
Owen:6 episodes and no eliminations!If we were a steak,we'd be a 32 hours power steak!And you guys would be a tiny slice of bologne!
me:*French accent*Rude.
Ale:need I remind you that we LOST the last challenge?
Owen:With you as our leader,nothing is impossible!And Kitsune's always helping us out!I heard foxes are good luck!Heck,I'm not even afraid of flying anymore!
me:*cringes*They also portray evilness,so careful with your words,dimwit.
Owen:Check this out!
He undid his belts and started to fly around the plane like an outright doofus,until the plane started to shake and the hole in the compartment reopened again.And there is a hell lot of screaming...and Owen almost fell through the hole...
Owen:AHH!!SOMEBODY HELP ME!!AL!GIVE ME AN ALE-HAND-BRO!FOXY!GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Ale:*glares*
me:*twitch*Oh well.Karma's a bitch.
And with a snap of my fingers,I flipped my hair and started filming the whole mayhem scene,putting it on Snapchat.
-Confessional-
Ale:Gah!How dare he pervert the name of Alejandro Burromuerto?!
me:Shut up,at least he didn't call YOU..."Foxy"!Urgh,the nerve of some people!
Ale:*blinks*Why...are you on my lap?
me:*head tilt*Why...do you never call me Foxy?
-End of Confessional-
Team Victory was able to help him and block the hole with a huge crate.
me:Great job,guys!You saved us!If I were you,I'd have let him fly out...
LeShawna:Maybe that wouldn't have been such a bad idea,girl.
me:*winks*You tell me.
Lindsay:Ohh,Kitsu,this shade of pink is so pretty!
me:I know,right?But I love how this dark blue highlights my eyes.Oh,I think this intense red would make your smile look stunning!
Lindsay:*fangirls*Oh,thank you,thank you!I love it!
me:Oh,I know,I love it too!
Lindsay:Tonight,you've GOT to let me do your make up!
LeShawna:Can I join in?
Lindsay:Of course you can!Girls' night out!
me:All of us,my room!Girls' night out!
Izzy:If I don't get knocked out,it'd be fun!
me:Sounds like a grand plan.
However,the plans for landing near the Alps wasn't so much fun,and what made it even worse was the huge avalanche-possibility,only from talking too loudly.
And,because Lindsay finally recognised Tyler as her former flame,he yelled at the top of his lungs,incredibly happy to finally have her back,which got the avalanche to engulf us all.
To avoid getting frozen to bits,I swam back to the surface,and helped Noah up as well,then went together to the meat grinders.
Wait,what?!
Owen:I smell...FOOD!It's BEAUTIFUL!*starts eating raw meat*
Chris:Easy tiger!Don't think of it as raw meat,think of it as raw building material!
me:Okay,okay,we get it.
Chris:Which reminds me,Kitsune,instead of helping,today you'll be supervising!
me:I've...to make sure nobody dies or what?
Chris:Exactly!
me:*shrugs*I'm very happy with it.
-Start of the challenge-
Izzy:Yodaleihuu!!!!
me:Izzy,get out of there!It's dangerous!Gods,NOBODY is allowed to get INSIDE the grinder,okay?!
Ale:*getting her*Tyler!We need your strength on the grinder!Owen!Stuff that like your life depends on it!Noah!you make sure Izzy doesn't get in the grinder yet!*throwing Izzy*
Noah:And there goes my pelvis...
me:Are you sure letting Owen deal with the stuffing part is a sound idea?You know...because of the meat involved?
Ale:He's incapable of doing anything rational,but he HAS to do something,right?
me:*shrugs*You're the captain.
-Some time after-
Noah:Haha,Cody has a tiny sausage!
me:*laughs*That's true!
Cody:At least my team HAS a sausage!
Team Chris:*gasp*
me:Is it time for the "I told you so" part yet?
Owen:So spicy...
me:The way he is now,he looks like a sausage.Just ride him instead!...That sounded horrible,I'm so sorry.
Ale:Brilliant idea,as usual,Foxy!
me:*eyes widen*Th-Thanks.
Courtney:No Way!That's cheating!Forget it!
Chris:Owen is stuffed with meat,I say he's good for duty!Now,to go down the hill!Kitsune,go with them!
me:WHAT?!Why can't I go with Team V?
Chris:Because you're the one who gave Team Chris is INCREDIBLY HOT the idea to use Owen instead.It's only fair.
me:*shudders*B-But the way down seems...very...um...unsafe.
Chris:And so it is.Good luck,losers!
me:Sometimes,I make the worst decisions in the world.
-Later-
As we went down the hill on Owen,I clinged on Alejandro's torso to dear life,trying to not let my anxieties get the best of me.
But how could they not,on such a death-trap?!
me:I HATE MY LIFE-----!!!!
Ale:I promise I won't let you die,querida!
me:Sure hope so!
Owen:Great stirring,Al!Ouch...
me:*giggling*Do it again.A hundred times more.
Ale:Más más más ?
me:Sí,sí señor~!
Ale:I never knew you liked Rammstein.
me:I never knew you liked rock music.
Ale:It's my favourite type!
me:Yeah,mine too!Watch out!
Ale:Oh,great call there.
Soon enough,we passed the finish line in such a way that we all flew off Owen,more or less gracefully,and I happened to lay on the left half of Alejandro.
I was so dizzy that I didn't realise what was happening around me,so bad,that my head was spinning,and I fell down again.
me:I hate Chris so much.I was stupid to come here.
Ale:Come on,querida,get up.It will be okay.
me:No,it won't be.
Chris:Congrats on arriving first,Team Chris is REALY hot!Way to use Owen's face as a breakthrough,Alejandro!Now to part zwei of today's challenge.Competitors must learn and perform a traditional German dance...last team standing wins!
LeShawna:Where is the reward you promised?
Chris:Patience,mein flower.Team Chris is really x 4 hot,first to arrive,first for reward!
me:Right.Wonderful rewards.
Chris:Kitsune,since you're still not competing,you're going to be everyone's dancing model for the Slap Dance!
me:Come again?I didn't quite catch that.
Chris:Just follow Chef's dancing until the real challenge begins.After that,you're on your own.
me:Oh,absolutely fabulous!Wonderful!
-Challenge starts-
My head was still very dizzy,and my resting bitch-face wasn't helping at all,since I looked like a zombie serial killer.Alejandro was flirting with LeShawna,Heather was trying to warn her,but in vain,Owen got electrocuted,and the real challenge began.
For each duel,the platforms stood way up,and for some reason,mine too,making me stumble a bit and look down,uneasy.
me:Uh...Chris?
Chris:Be a great model for everyone and encourage them to dance,so they won't get electrocuted randomly!...too often.
me:Why me?!
Chris:Because...why not?
With that,he electrocuted my platform,making me shriek a bit.I swear,my hair must look worse than Frankenstein's Monster's Bride's.
At least I've got an amazing view of LeShawna beating up Heather and making her teeth fly out.
At the same time,Alejandro gave up,letting Sierra win.Clearly,it must be another part of his strategy.
Unfortunately,Sierra fell asleep,and as Chris electrocuted her,he got to my platform too,making me fall from the dizziness.
But who knew snow was so soft?
Oh right,maybe because it wasn't snow.It was Alejandro's Latin embrace.
Ale:I told you I'd catch you,mi querida,didn't I?
me:Yeah...My hero.
Ale:And what a wonderful performance you gave us.Truly motivating.
me:Motivating enough to get you to throw the game away for the sake of a strategy?
Ale:Motivating enough to make sure you're alright.
me:You're the one who got slapped my Sierra.Is this your new fetish?
Ale:*shudders*Heavens,no.Especially not from her.Now,if it came from you-
me:Don't even think about it.
Ale:*chuckles*Just kidding,don't worry.
me:I'm too high to be able to worry.
Ale:Then rest up,I will carry you back to the plane.
me:Bless you...*smirks*Virgen de Alejandro~
Ale:That was uncalled for.
me:But I got a laugh out of it.
Ale:You're impossible.
me:Impossible not to love.
Ale:That's...*smiles*Not wrong.
That evening,after I managed to regain myself,I called Lindsay and Izzy to my room and did various makeups and tried new outfits,taking selfies and pretending to be at fashion shows.
When it got too late,I got them both back to the economy class,where Owen was sleeping,Noah and Tyler were chatting,Alejandro was reading and DJ was looking worried as ever.
me:Sorry for stealing them for so long.We just had a little fun.
Lindsay:It was awesome!We should totally do it again!Many,many times!
Ale:Ladies,you look radiating!
Lindsay:Right?!Kitsune did my makeup,and I did hers!The colours are perfect!
Tyler:*gazes lovingly at her*You're my Goddess,Lindsay,you look out of this world!
Lindsay:*giggles*Thank you,Tyler!
me:Well,I think Izzy's exotic make up looks just as great.It really suits her style and brings out her eyes,hm~?
Noah:She certainly doesn't look that crazy anymore.
me:Ah,what a fun night.Linds,I posted the pics of my Instagram,so when this is over,remind me follow you on social media.
Lindsay:Oh,oh,that sounds fun!Oh,this Summer I have a fashion show,and you should definitely come!
me:*smirks*I love the sound of that.I'm your #1 fan,girl.Just tell me the details,and I'll promote you.
Lindsay:*jumps around*I'm so EXCITED!
Izzy:Isn't it so great that we became such amazing friends?!No?No?We should go on trips together!
me:*stretches*This fox girl is all for any kind of trip!Just tell me,and I'm there.
Ale:May I join in the fun,ladies?
Lindsay:Oh,of course you can!And Tyler too!
me:And Noah.And many others who aren't here yet,but we are close too.
Lindsay:Not Heather.
me:*nods*Not Heather.
Ale:May I be your guide around Europe,then?
me:If I can be your guide around Asia~!
Smiling satisfied and somehow feeling a strange,warm feeling in my chest from this discussion,I bid everyone goodnight and return to my room to get in my sleepwear,take off the make up and have a good rest,after all the programming I did until now.
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